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Welcome to another wild week from MMA Hype Promotions, where the octagon is our playground and every punch tells a story! Operated by the dynamic duo James Listerman and Jay Lawrence, and powered by the fearless spirit of Bloodbath Clothing (BBC) and Hype Nutrition, we hosted two MMA and two Grappling events that left the fans laughing, cheering, and wondering if gravity took a day off!
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MMA Hype -43- (Las Vegas)
Main Event Madness:
In a showdown that could make a Vegas slot machine jealous, middleweight champ Isaiah Dawson faced off against challenger Islam Vagabov. Vagabov sent Dawson straight to dreamland with an early knockdown—then, like a plot twist in a bad rom-com, he delivered a knockout uppercut to seal the deal. Vagabov didn’t just win; he also snagged the Knockout of the Night award.
Fight of the Night:
Who needs space movies when you have Geordi La Forge and Ratibor Volkov? Their 3-round brawl ended when La Forge decided that Volkov’s face was too interesting to leave unhit. Pow! Knockout!
Submission of the Night:
Gorath Deestroy shocked the critics by taming the unstoppable Khamzat Chimaev with a slick Kimura—just two minutes in. Talk about an underdog with a hidden bag of tricks!
MMA Hype -44- (Las Vegas)
Main Event & Fight of the Night:
Undefeated warriors George Wilder and heavyweight champion Vanderlay Ferreira clashed in a title bout that went the distance—five rounds of heart, sweat, and strategic gasping for air. Ferreira, the seasoned champ, lost his crown by split decision, but not without igniting a rivalry that promises an explosive rematch at MMA Hype -50-. Ferreira called out Wilder post-fight, proving that trash talk is an art form here in Vegas!
Knockout of the Night:
Heavyweight sensation Gage Burns turned a fight into a 2-minute highlight reel by knocking out Daniel Legend faster than you can say "sudden death"!
Submission of the Night:
Gilberto Burke stole the show by dishing out the only submission of the night, reminding us that sometimes one slick move is all it takes to change the game.
Extra Knockout Frenzy:
With five fights ending in first-round knockouts, this event was like watching a demolition derby in the octagon—only with more leather and less oil!
MMA Grappling -3- (Las Vegas)
Fight of the Night:
Nano Grippy and Dram Macallan turned grappling into an art form. Their back-to-back scoring duel was so intense that even the referees were taking notes. Grippy edged out with a win that left us all scratching our heads—and possibly our own limbs!
Key Submission:
Tres Sulver secured a rear naked choke against Rounin Hashima, earning himself a title fight for the open weight grappling championship next week. It’s safe to say Hashima’s neck wasn’t ready for this kind of commitment!
Rapid-Fire Submission:
Diminutive Jackson, proving that size isn’t everything, wrapped up the crowd sensation Torso Junior in an Arm Triangle in just 45 seconds. And yes, Junior’s missing legs didn't save him this time!
Grappling Hype -4- (New York)
Fight of the Night:
The Little People Champion Danger Dobbie and challenger Ashton Short delivered an explosive bout. Ashton Short claimed victory with a staggering 27 points to Dobbie’s 12, becoming the new Little People Champion. Expect his title defenses to be as entertaining as his name!
Title Shot Submission:
Robert Melia subdued Bone Breaker via a guillotine submission, earning a shot at Tres Sulver for the open weight grappling championship next week. Melia’s grip was tighter than your grandma’s hug!
Submission of the Night:
Olaf Koks and Paul Crewe took aerial combat to a whole new level. Amidst a flurry of flips and frantic movement, Koks locked Crewe in an Americana so perfect that Crewe had no choice but to tap. Koks now sits as the #1 contender for the Little People Crown!
At MMA Hype Promotions, we don't just host fights—we serve up a weekly buffet of brawls, belly laughs, and bone-crushing action. Stay tuned as we continue our tradition of two MMA and two Grappling events every week, ensuring you never miss a minute of the madness!
Are you ready for next week’s chaos? Because we sure are! |
