 We are stoked to announce our new top quality product (muscle bulk supplement), based on one of the best fighters ever to grace our octagons worldwide:
Kilo juice (PED)!
(Available in limited edition as from tomorrow onwards).
Customer information leaflet:
1/ How to take this supplement:
Remove the handcuffs and whipped cream from your nightstand. Place a cold whiskey glass on it (on the nightstand that is!).
Open the limited edition bottle and fill the glass all the w
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 Mohammed Kahn (19-4-1), The Lebanese Pitbull, The Sandman, The Jihadi Crusader, Mr. Nuketown, Sir Cocks-a-Rocket, and otherwise just known as "The Pitbull", is the #1 light heavyweight in the game and cracked the top 10 p4p with his most recent victory over Jeremy Jones (29-15).
The Combate Light Heavyweight champion improves to 7-2 inside the cage and adds another impressive knockout on his resume. His only complaints with the organization?
"It stinks." Kahn grumbles. "It smells like dirty brazilian feet. I miss the Vegas lights and desert remind me of home."
Hard to argue with that logic. The desert in Las Vegas definitely resembles the desert in Lebanon. Big boring desert in both. Perhaps Vegas is more mountainous. But Kahn wants to climb mountains, achieve #1 p4p, and nuke the best american fighters in all the lands. |
