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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Legend Broly (ranked 22294 p4p, 198 weight class) and Big Blue Lou (ranked 5199 p4p, 161 weight class). Broly comes to the cage accompanied by Unbreakable. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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BJJ White Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Legend Broly!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Big Blue Lou!
The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Ivan Kurochkin and Vladimir Khabensky.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Blue Lou turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Blue Lou throws a nice head kick!
Blue Lou scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Broly clinches.
Broly comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
It looks like Big Blue Lou has been cut.
Broly putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Blue Lou in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Blue Lou looks winded!
Blue Lou blocks a body shot from Broly.
Broly gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Broly with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Broly tries to land a knee to the head but Blue Lou blocks with his arms.
Broly tries a body shot but Blue Lou blocks it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Broly stalling.
Broly tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Broly using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Broly misses with a knee strike.
Broly tries a knee to the head but Blue Lou blocks it.
Broly tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Blue Lou's elbow.
Broly throws a knee to the head but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Broly obliges.
Broly using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Blue Lou has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Blue Lou letting Broly take a breather here.
Broly tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Broly with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Broly gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Broly tries a body shot but Blue Lou blocks it.
Broly with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Broly landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Broly holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Broly throws a head punch that misses.
Broly looking to throw knees to the head but Blue Lou is blocking nicely.
Broly drops Blue Lou with a big knee straight up the middle! Blue Lou is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Broly has managed to clinch.
Broly can't find room to land a body shot as Blue Lou controls the action.
Broly throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Blue Lou blocks it with crossed arms.
Broly lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Broly lands an elbow inside.
Broly pulls back and lands a big elbow that stuns Blue Lou! Broly unloads with more strikes and Blue Lou sinks to his knees! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Legend Broly!
During a confident post fight interview, Legend Broly thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
Big Blue Lou spoke after the fight, saying 'fix i had me winning
im back to go train with paulie '.
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kevin Spacey (ranked 5012 p4p, 63 weight class) and Alistair OverLimp (ranked 5041 p4p, 64 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Kevin Spacey!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Alistair OverLimp!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Aleksandr Martynov and Viktor Lagutenko.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spacey throws a shot to the body.
Spacey shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in OverLimp's guard.
Spacey prevents OverLimp from getting back to his feet.
Spacey has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Spacey throwing strikes from guard but OverLimp blocks nicely.
Spacey lying in OverLimp's guard like a wet fish here, stalling away. OverLimp decides he's had enough of all that nonsense - he escapes his hips and locks up an armbar! Wow, that was slick! Spacey taps! This one is aaaaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Alistair OverLimp!
Alistair OverLimp thanked the fans post fight for their support.
The defeated Kevin Spacey had this to say: 'ME TOO BITCH'.
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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Sandee Gorgrip (ranked 6517 p4p, 491 weight class) and Jalen Mortimer (ranked 4117 p4p, 391 weight class). Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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190 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Sandee Gorgrip!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Jalen Mortimer!
The judges for this bout are Aleksei Zolotukhin, Aleksandr Martynov and Valeri Chadov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mortimer fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Gorgrip.
Both fighters circling a little - Mortimer finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Gorgrip gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Gorgrip gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Gorgrip is rocked!
Gorgrip looks for a takedown but Mortimer sprawls well.
Gorgrip stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Mortimer.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice sprawl there from Mortimer as Gorgrip shoots in.
Mortimer throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Gorgrip is breathing heavily.
Mortimer circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Gorgrip to the canvas! Gorgrip doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Mortimer keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jalen Mortimer!
Jalen Mortimer thanked the fans post fight for their support.
In defeat, Sandee Gorgrip stepped up to the mic, saying 'He is a very good fighter. I will come back stronger next time you see me'.
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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Tim Sanchez (ranked 3567 p4p, 362 weight class) and Helio Alcala (ranked 4288 p4p, 420 weight class). Sanchez kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is I'll Never Get Out Of This World Alive. Alcala is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Halogen- U got that. Helio Alcala told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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BJJ White Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tim Sanchez!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Helio Alcala!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Fedor Mirinova and Dmitry Maklakov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Alcala shoots in for a double leg but Sanchez sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Alcala tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Sanchez lands a slapping body shot.
Sanchez sends Alcala crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Sanchez is motioning to the referee to let Alcala up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Alcala is rocked!
Alcala takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Alcala is still on wobbly legs! Can Sanchez finish him?
Alcala looks winded!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sanchez fakes the body blow, causing Alcala to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Alcala goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tim Sanchez!
During a confident post fight interview, Tim Sanchez thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
The defeated Helio Alcala had this to say: 'He was the better man, but I will be back. I still want Harumichi Bouya, I'm going to come back and make him look absolutely silly.'.
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hot Steel (ranked 3357 p4p, 121 weight class) and Piotr Porabski (ranked 2910 p4p, 109 weight class). Porabski is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Feet- wodzionka. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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BJJ White Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Hot Steel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Piotr Porabski!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Illya Tyunina and Konstantin Menshow.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick from Steel lands but Porabski takes it in his stride.
It looks like Piotr Porabski has been cut.
Steel tests Porabski's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Porabski throws a hook but Steel blocks it.
Porabski fails with the takedown
and Steel scores with a counter punch that sends Porabski to the canvas! Steel smells blood - he's punishing Porabski with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Porabski has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hot Steel!
After winning the bout, Hot Steel thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
In defeat, Piotr Porabski stepped up to the mic, saying 'Im sorry that i failed my fans, coaches and family tonight. Ill be back stronger !'.
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between France Nigannou (ranked 2171 p4p, 89 weight class) and Ra Tardferrus (ranked 2724 p4p, 104 weight class). Nigannou comes to the cage accompanied by This Is For Africa. Tardferrus has chosen Headstrong "Trapt" as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, France Nigannou!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Ra Tardferrus!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Fedor Mirinova and Aleksei Zolotukhin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tardferrus gets cracked there but stands up to it.
It looks like Ra Tardferrus has been cut.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Tardferrus closes this distance looking for a takedown but Nigannou circles away.
Nigannou moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A combination from Nigannou does no damage.
Nigannou sends Tardferrus crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Nigannou is motioning to the referee to let Tardferrus up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Tardferrus is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tardferrus bobbing and weaving nicely... He's ducked under a jab and ducks again but ooooooh! Nigannou comes at him with an uppercut from hell! Tardferrus falls to the canvas, unconscious! This one is all over! Oh man, looking at the replay that was right on the button! Tardferrus was out before he hit the floor!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). France Nigannou!
An intense looking France Nigannou took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Now CAN ya go back to QFC, CAN?'.
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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Ethan Hunt (ranked 3916 p4p, 377 weight class) and Kappa Knox (ranked 1535 p4p, 199 weight class). Knox has chosen 'Til I Collapse | Eminem as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ethan Hunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Kappa Knox!
The judges for this bout are Igor Prikhodko, Vladimir Khabensky and Aleksei Zolotukhin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hunt shoots in for a takedown but Knox shows good takedown defense.
Knox slaps away a takedown attempt from Hunt, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Knox follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Hunt shoots for a takedown but Knox saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ethan Hunt. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Knox leaves Hunt with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Hunt shoots in and drives through. Knox sprawls well.
Hunt shoots in but Knox avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Knox throws an overhand right that has Hunt reeling! Knox follows up with more punches and Hunt is out cold! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Kappa Knox!
Kappa Knox thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jose Canseco (ranked 980 p4p, 23 weight class) and Bubble Butt (ranked 1913 p4p, 85 weight class). Canseco 's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Lisa Gerrard, Peter Bourke - Meltdown. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jose Canseco !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bubble Butt!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Dmitry Maklakov and Konstantin Menshow.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Butt avoids a punch combination nicely.
Butt tries to bum rush Canseco with a series of wild strikes but Canseco uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
It looked like Canseco was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Canseco throws a series of punches but Butt moves out of range.
No joy there for Canseco , who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Canseco throws a nice looking combination but Butt bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Canseco throws a right and a left that Butt avoids nicely.
Canseco fails to land with a series of punches.
Sloppy strikes from Canseco . Those never looked like landing.
Canseco slips a jab and a cross from Butt.
Canseco looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Butt misses with a few strikes there.
Canseco appears to be looking for a big counter.
Canseco misses with a series of wild punches.
Butt is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Butt connects with a solid leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Canseco rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Butt moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Butt throws a counter combo.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Butt gets a clinch.
Butt has a couple of punches blocked by Canseco .
Canseco misses with a body punch.
Butt stalling.
Butt working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Butt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Canseco 's elbow.
Butt is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Canseco wants to get back to striking at distance but Butt won't allow it.
Nice body punch from Butt.
Butt is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Canseco misses with a body punch.
Butt working aggressively here.
Canseco blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A nice right hand lands inside from Butt.
Canseco tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Butt's elbow.
Canseco misses with a short punch on the inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Canseco tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Butt has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Canseco seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Butt can turn it around.
A short left from Butt.
Butt lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Butt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Butt throws a head punch that misses.
Butt holding his opponent close, against the cage.
A right handed body shot lands from Canseco .
Canseco lands a hook that snaps the head of Butt backwards.
Butt prevents a body shot from Canseco .
Canseco is trying to break the clinch but Butt has him pressed against the cage.
Canseco tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Butt's elbow.
Butt content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Canseco misses with some punches.
Canseco 's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Butt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Butt throws a punch but it's blocked by Canseco .
A quick uppercut on the inside from Canseco .
That's three minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Butt.
Butt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Canseco tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Butt's elbow.
Canseco misses with a hook to the ribs.
Canseco misses with some punches.
Butt lands with a light punch inside.
Butt misses with some punches.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Stalling in the clinch from Butt.
A short uppercut from Butt.
Canseco lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Butt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Canseco struggles to land a body shot inside as Butt controls his hands.
Butt lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Canseco backwards.
Butt tries to throw a body punch but Canseco avoids it by throwing Butt back against the cage.
Canseco fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Canseco lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Butt throws a punch but it's blocked by Canseco .
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Butt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Butt lands with a short shot to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Butt swings wildly with an uppercut but Canseco uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Canseco .
Canseco working aggressively here.
Canseco doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Butt content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Butt misses with the head strike.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Butt.
Butt tries to work over Canseco 's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Butt lands a shoulder strike.
Butt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Butt trying to control the position but instead, Canseco has worked for underhooks and has pushed Butt into the cage.
Canseco throws a punch but it's blocked by Butt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bubble Butt dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
A combination from Canseco does no damage.
Jose Canseco seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Butt lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Canseco rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Butt moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Some wild striking there from Canseco .
Butt fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Sloppy strikes from Canseco . Those never looked like landing.
Canseco throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Canseco fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Canseco throws a series of strikes that have Butt backpedaling.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Canseco misses with a few strikes there.
Canseco throws a series of punches but Butt avoids them all with ease.
Left hook, right uppercut from Butt.
Canseco fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Butt lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Canseco swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Butt is looking for the big counter here.
Butt forces Canseco back against the cage and clinches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Butt misses with a punch on the inside.
Canseco can't find room to land a body shot as Butt controls the action.
Butt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Butt dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Canseco tries to break free but Butt pushes him back against the cage.
Canseco blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Canseco lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Butt in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Butt misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Butt.
Canseco lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Butt backwards.
Canseco blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Canseco misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short uppercut from Butt.
Canseco swings wildly with an uppercut but Butt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Canseco is leaning against Butt and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Canseco is trying to force a seperation but Butt has the dominant position.
Butt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Canseco lands a shoulder strike.
Butt scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Canseco blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Butt pressing his opponent against the cage.
A short right from Butt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A head punch on the inside from Butt fails to land.
Canseco works on Butt's body with a couple of short punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Canseco .
A short right from Butt on the inside.
Butt prevents a body shot from Canseco .
A head punch blocked on the inside by Butt.
Canseco tries to circle away but Butt has him pinned against the cage.
Canseco wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Butt misses with a punch on the inside.
Canseco blocks an uppercut.
Butt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Canseco 's elbow.
Canseco works on Butt's body with a couple of short punches.
Canseco blocks an uppercut.
Butt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Butt blocks a body shot from Canseco .
Canseco softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Canseco softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Butt lands a body shot in the clinch.
Butt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A right hand to the body from Canseco .
A head punch blocked on the inside by Canseco .
Canseco misses with the head strike.
A shot in the inside from Canseco .
Canseco works on Butt's body with a couple of short punches.
Butt lands a body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Butt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Butt throws a punch but it's blocked by Canseco .
Butt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Canseco tries to throw a body punch but Butt avoids it by throwing Canseco back against the cage.
A short right from Canseco .
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Butt scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Bubble Butt seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Butt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Canseco tries to work over Butt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Canseco lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Butt backwards.
Butt lands a hook to the side of the head.
Butt pushes Canseco back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Canseco is trying to break the clinch but Butt has him pressed against the cage.
Butt misses with a punch on the inside.
Canseco tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Butt's elbow.
Canseco has a couple of punches blocked by Butt.
Butt misses with the head strike.
A short right from Butt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Jose Canseco will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Butt tries a head kick but it misses.
It looked like Canseco was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Canseco will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Canseco dodges the punch combination from Butt.
Canseco misses with a lunging right hand
and Butt counters with a three punch combo that has Canseco backing up. Canseco nods at Butt to acknowledge the strikes.
A combination from Butt does no damage.
Butt avoids a punch combination nicely.
Canseco throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Canseco throws a right and a left that both miss.
Canseco misses with a series of wild punches.
Canseco swings for the body but Butt moves out of range.
Butt fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Canseco ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Butt moves away.
Some wild striking there from Canseco .
Canseco showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Butt.
Butt stalks Canseco and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Canseco 's face. Canseco staggers backwards, shaken.
Butt misses with a two punch combination.
Canseco will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Butt wants to counter with a clinch but Canseco pushes him away.
Canseco throws a series of punches but Butt avoids them all with ease.
Canseco throws a right and a left that Butt avoids nicely.
Butt misses with a head kick.
Canseco misses with a wild combination.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Canseco throws a series of punches but Butt avoids them all with ease.
Butt misses with a wild combination.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Canseco looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Canseco avoids a punch combination nicely.
Butt showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Canseco .
No joy there for Canseco , who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Butt dodges the punch combination from Canseco .
Canseco falls off balance throwing a combination
and Butt moves into the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Butt throws a head punch that misses.
Canseco 's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Canseco throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Butt.
Butt throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Canseco .
A combination from Butt does no damage.
Butt gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Canseco scores with a nice hook to the head.
Butt stalling against the cage.
Butt misses with some punches.
Canseco prevents a body shot from Butt.
Butt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Butt scores with a shoulder strike.
Canseco swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Canseco blocks a punch to the side of the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Butt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Canseco as Butt tries to tie him up.
Canseco misses with the head strike.
Butt stalls.
Canseco stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Canseco tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Canseco misses with a punch to the body.
Canseco takes a shot to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Canseco lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Butt lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Butt misses with a punch to the body.
Butt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Butt has a couple of punches blocked by Canseco .
Canseco tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Bubble Butt.
I think Butt has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ivan Kurochkin scores the fight 29:28
Judge Dmitry Maklakov scores the fight 27:30
Judge Konstantin Menshow scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Bubble Butt!
A very excited looking Bubble Butt rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
The defeated Jose Canseco had this to say: 'Fuck you Bubble what'.
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Michael Dobson (ranked 1428 p4p, 70 weight class) and Alf Konrad (ranked 1356 p4p, 65 weight class). Dobson comes to the cage accompanied by Mans not hot- big shaq. Alf Konrad will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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290 lbs
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Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Michael Dobson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Alf Konrad!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Vladimir Khabensky and Aleksandr Martynov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dobson is looking to clinch.
Dobson has taken the fight to the clinch.
Konrad is trying to break free.
Dobson goes for a takedown attempt but Konrad pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Konrad throws a good cross that connects.
Dobson looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Dobson fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Konrad, pushing him back against the cage.
A short right from Konrad.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Konrad lands a shot to the body.
Dobson cracks Konrad with a nice body shot.
Dobson drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Konrad gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Dobson has had enough of the clinch but Konrad keeps him there for the moment.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dobson breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Konrad cracks Dobson with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Konrad has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Dobson to stand back up!
Dobson is rocked!
It looks like Michael Dobson has been cut.
Konrad flashes Dobson a smile before throwing a beast of a right hand, straight down the pipe. Dobson's eyes follow the hand right onto his nose, taking in it's full glory... and then darkness. Dobson crumples to the floor! He's out cold! Konrad punches the air and yells at the top of his lungs - yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Alf Konrad!
A relieved looking Alf Konrad thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Michael Dobson was interviewed post fight and said 'Oh bugger all!'.
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Downwith Drago (ranked 858 p4p, 110 weight class) and Memphis Dentler (ranked 2317 p4p, 251 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Dentler's choice of entrance music: Pennywise - As Long As We Can. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Downwith Drago!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Memphis Dentler!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Viktor Lagutenko and Valeri Chadov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dentler stuffs the takedown attempt from Drago. Drago gets slowly back to his feet.
Downwith Drago seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Drago shoots in and drives through. Dentler sprawls well.
Dentler digs a good body shot into Drago's ribs.
Drago shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Dentler napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Dentler is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Dentler takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Drago in side control, throwing shots but Dentler defends.
Drago cracks Dentler with an elbow. That is naaassty.
An elbow from Drago crashes against the mat.
Drago lands a nice forearm strike.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Drago throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Drago trying to control the position but Dentler is working away.
Dentler takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Drago cracks Dentler with a big elbow.
Drago is looking to take a break and control but Dentler is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Drago in side control, throwing shots but Dentler defends.
Drago creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Dentler sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Dentler is not content to let Drago control the position.
Dentler on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Drago working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Drago in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Dentler really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Drago. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Drago creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Drago sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Dentler is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Drago lands a nice forearm strike.
Drago lands a decent elbow from side control.
Drago is chipping away with strikes.
Dentler is rocked!
The ground and pound from Drago seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Drago happy to just control the position for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dentler managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Drago.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Dentler can do anything to dispel that myth.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Drago in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Drago works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Dentler is still in real trouble! Can Drago finish him?
A big shot lands for Drago! That's hurt Dentler! Will he recover? Drago fires away with more strikes and the referee has to step in to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Downwith Drago!
Downwith Drago decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
Memphis Dentler spoke after the fight, saying 'Cant win em all I suppose'.
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