PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Fujiwara Tsuyoshi (ranked 769 p4p, 87 weight class) and Editiny Dick (ranked 552 p4p, 67 weight class). Dick comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Penis song kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Tsuyoshi
vs
Dick

172 cm
32
149 lbs
23 - 10 - 0

167 cm
35
132 lbs
16 - 9 - 2

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

BJJ Red Belt
World class MT
Granite chin

Pit Bull Development

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fujiwara Tsuyoshi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 9 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Editiny Dick!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tsuyoshi swings for the body but Dick moves out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Dick! But no joy.
A punch combination from Dick misses.

Dick rushes Tsuyoshi and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Dick working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Tsuyoshi tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dick's elbow.
Tsuyoshi misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Tsuyoshi lands an elbow just above Dick 's eye.
Dick throws a punch but it's blocked by Tsuyoshi.
Dick lands a right hand that snaps the head of Tsuyoshi backwards.
Dick doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Tsuyoshi throws a head punch that misses.
Dick throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Tsuyoshis head.
Tsuyoshi lands an elbow that stopped Dick in his tracks for a moment.
Dick stalling in the clinch but Tsuyoshi improves position.
Tsuyoshi lands with a right to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A head punch on the inside from Dick fails to land.
Tsuyoshi blocking some punches.
Dick swings wildly with an uppercut but Tsuyoshi uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from Dick fails to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A left hand lands to the body for Dick.
Dick misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dick tries to stall but Tsuyoshi uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Dick tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Our sources have told us that Tsuyoshi has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
With the fighters up against the cage, Tsuyoshi throws an elbow but misses.
Dick swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dick tries a body shot but Tsuyoshi blocks it.
Dick throws a head punch that misses.
Dick lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dick lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Tsuyoshi backwards.
Tsuyoshi blocks an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dick.
Tsuyoshi gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Dick.
Tsuyoshi misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dick lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Tsuyoshi creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from Tsuyoshi.
A right hand to the body from Tsuyoshi.
Tsuyoshi lands a shot to the body.
Dick gets through Tsuyoshi's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Still in the clinch, Dick scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dick throws a punch but it's blocked by Tsuyoshi.
Tsuyoshi misses with the head strike.
Tsuyoshi lands a right hand.
Dick misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dick misses with a punch to the body.
Tsuyoshi doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Tsuyoshi missing with knees to the body.
Tsuyoshi gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

It looks like Editiny Dick has been cut.
Dick throws a punch but it's blocked by Tsuyoshi.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dick.
Tsuyoshi tries a body shot but Dick blocks it.
Tsuyoshi struggles to land a body shot inside as Dick controls his hands.
Tsuyoshi misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dick can't find room to land a body shot as Tsuyoshi controls the action.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dick pushes Tsuyoshi back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Tsuyoshi tries to land a knee to the head but Dick blocks with his arms.
Tsuyoshi is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Dick is defending well for now.
A short uppercut from Dick.
Tsuyoshi connects with a knee to the head.
Dick gets through Tsuyoshi's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Still in the clinch, Dick scores with a nice short uppercut.
A body shot lands from Dick.
Dick fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Tsuyoshi pushes Dick back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Still in the clinch, Dick scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dick misses with the head strike.
Tsuyoshi tries to land a knee to the head but Dick blocks with his arms.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dick working aggressively here.
Tsuyoshi lands a nice uppercut.
Tsuyoshi blocks an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dick goes for a takedown attempt but Tsuyoshi pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Fujiwara Tsuyoshi has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Editiny Dick.
Dick throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Dick lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Tsuyoshi circles away quickly and effectively.
Tsuyoshi is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Tsuyoshi throws a one two combo.
Tsuyoshi missing with a left hand there. Dick was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dick connects with a right hand. Tsuyoshi shakes it off.
Tsuyoshi lands with a straight right. Dick didn't see that one coming.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Tsuyoshi goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Tsuyoshi creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Editiny Dick will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Editiny Dick's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Dick keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Tsuyoshi.
A left lands for Dick.
A jab from Tsuyoshi misses.
Tsuyoshi fails in his attempt to clinch.
A little jabbing left from Dick on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A swing and a miss from Dick.
Dick throws a good cross that connects.
Dick scores with a hook.
Dick with a nice cross.
Dick feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Tsuyoshis jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tsuyoshi walks into a jab.
Tsuyoshi moves away from the strike by Dick.
A decent looking cross lands there for Tsuyoshi.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dick misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tsuyoshi.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tsuyoshi ducks under a wild hook from Dick.
Tsuyoshi tries to clinch but Dick is having none of it.
Dick looks to score with a jab to the body but Tsuyoshi is just out of range.
Dick looks to throw the jab but Tsuyoshi is out of range.
Dick keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dick swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Dick works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Dick throws a hook to the side of Tsuyoshi's head but Tsuyoshi sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Tsuyoshi takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Dick has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dick. Tsuyoshi does a little dance to reset his feet.
A telegraphed right hand from Dick misses the target.
Tsuyoshi seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Dick swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dick lands with a good body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dick is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tsuyoshi.
Tsuyoshi uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Tsuyoshi looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dick looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Fujiwara Tsuyoshi is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The fight stays on the outside here - Tsuyoshi looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dick lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Tsuyoshi tries to close the distance and clinch but Dick swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Tsuyoshi falls off balance throwing a combination
and Dick counters with a straight right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A swing and a miss from Dick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dick thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dick has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Dick throws a big shot that misses.
Dick lands a slapping body shot.
Dick thuds his right hand into Tsuyoshi's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Dick connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Dick lands a jab-cross combination.
Dick misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Tsuyoshi counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Tsuyoshi keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dick loads up on a big right hand but Tsuyoshi slips the punch.
Dick avoids the body shot from Tsuyoshi.
Dick lands a jab to Tsuyoshi's midsection.
Dick tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tsuyoshi was well out of range. Poor timing from Dick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dick connects with a good right hand that stumbles Tsuyoshi. Tsuyoshi circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tsuyoshi throws a right hand that Dick ducks under and follows up with a left that Dick also avoids with ease.
Dick lands the left hand.
Editiny Dick seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dick changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Dick swats away the attempt to clinch by Tsuyoshi.
A punch combination from Tsuyoshi misses.
Tsuyoshi takes a swing at Dick's ribcage but misses.
Dick connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Tsuyoshi throws a lazy right hand but Dick sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dick let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Dick looks to land a right hand but Tsuyoshi moved out of range.
Dick feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Tsuyoshis jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Editiny Dick showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Editiny Dick's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Dick uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Tsuyoshi.
Dick scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Tsuyoshi moves in looking to clinch but Dick pushes him off.
The crowd cheers as Dick lands an impressive looking overhand right. Tsuyoshi doesn't seem phased though.
Tsuyoshi throws a big shot that misses.
Dick connects with the punch.
Dick throws a shot from downtown. Tsuyoshi moves away and avoids it.
Tsuyoshi drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick looks to land a left hand but Tsuyoshi moved out of range nicely.
Dick misses with a hook. Tsuyoshi ducked under it nicely.
Dick thows a left - swing and a miss!
Tsuyoshi went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Dick lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick misses with a right hand
and Tsuyoshi counters with a series of strikes. Dick will be more careful next time no doubt.
Tsuyoshi uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dick.
Tsuyoshi seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Editiny Dick seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Tsuyoshi lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Dick. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Dick throws a hook but Tsuyoshi avoids it easily.
Tsuyoshi appears to be looking for a big counter.
Tsuyoshi misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dick wants to counter with a clinch but Tsuyoshi pushes him away.
Dick throws an off balance right hand
and Tsuyoshi counters with a nice body shot.
A swing and a miss from Dick.
Tsuyoshi tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Dick manages to circle out of the way.
A decent looking cross lands there for Dick.
Dick misses the jab.
Tsuyoshi tries to clinch up.
Dick uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Tsuyoshi has time to react.
Dick looks to score with a jab to the body but Tsuyoshi is just out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dick will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dick feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Tsuyoshis jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Dick misses with a wild body shot.
Dick takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Dick throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dick rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Tsuyoshi cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Tsuyoshi throws a combination. Dick tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Tsuyoshi rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Dick counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Tsuyoshi enables Dick to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Tsuyoshi manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Dick passes into half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Dick looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Tsuyoshi won't allow Dick to pass to mount.
Editiny Dick is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

Dick is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Tsuyoshi has managed to free his arm - good work.
Tsuyoshi wants to control but Dick is keeping busy and won't allow it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Dick stalling.
Let's hope that Dick has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Fujiwara Tsuyoshi has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Tsuyoshi tries to get to full guard but Dick has control of the leg.

Dick is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Tsuyoshi sees it coming and defends easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Editiny Dick comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Dick has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Editiny Dick!
Editiny Dick decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.