PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Draco Grotin (ranked 5342 p4p, 498 weight class) and Orc Mismash (ranked 5343 p4p, 499 weight class). Grotin kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is cowboys from hell. Mismash has chosen Level 90 Elite Tauren Chieftain - Power of the Horde as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Grotin
vs
Mismash

217 cm
25
265 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

225 cm
20
272 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Draco Grotin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Orc Mismash!
The judges for this bout are Chris Dean, Donatello Bradman and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Grotin instigates a clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Grotin takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Mismash changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Grotin fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Grotin lands a head kick. Mismash smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Grotin fails with a takedown attempt.
Grotin is looking to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Grotin darts in looking for a takedown but Mismash gets double underhooks and turns Grotin into the cage.
Mismash is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

Grotin rushes Mismash and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

Mismash manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Grotin with a flurry of punches that miss.
Grotin looking to pass the guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grotin slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Mismash is not content to let Grotin control the position.
Mismash wants to get back to his feet.

Grotin swings around for an armbar but Mismash sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Grotin's guard.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Mismash's corner. There ya go! There ya go!

Grotin is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Mismash postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Mismash won't allow Grotin to sweep him here.

Grotin working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Mismash doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Mismash manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mismash keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Grotin's head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Mismash is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Mismash accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Mismash is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Grotin pulls Mismash in close to prevent any damage.
Mismash throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Mismash postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Mismash works over Grotin with some ground and pound from guard.
Mismash is in close to Grotin's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Mismash with a nice head shot there.

Grotin is rocked!
Mismash missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Oh Grotin is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Mismash scoring with some ground and pound.
Grotin is breathing heavily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mismash throwing strikes from guard but Grotin blocks nicely.
Mismash stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Grotin swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Grotin seems to have got his legs back now.

Grotin had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Mismash defends it easily.
Mismash stands and throws Grotin's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Mismash is putting a hurting on Grotin here, landing some big shots from side control.

Mismash tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Mismash has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Mismash scoring with punches from side control.
Mismash lands a nice forearm strike.
Mismash scores with punches from side control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Mismash tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Mismash has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

Mismash looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Mismash scores with punches from side control.
Mismash scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Grotin to see if he's OK.
Mismash lands a nice forearm strike.
Mismash lands a big left to the face of Grotin, bouncing his head like a basketball. Another shot from Mismash and another - Grotin is out! Mismash stands up and salutes his fans, who are going crazy in the stands.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Orc Mismash!
Orc Mismash looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'ME SMASH!'.