PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lolipo Slider (ranked 908 p4p, 137 weight class) and Joe Walcott (ranked 1011 p4p, 158 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Walcott's choice of entrance music: The Way Of The Fist. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Slider
vs
Walcott

187 cm
31
220 lbs
15 - 8 - 1

187 cm
31
201 lbs
15 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Combat Wombat (90% Laundry)
Bullet Proof System

Pit Bull Development

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lolipo Slider!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joe Walcott!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Robert Twigg and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Walcott walks into a straight right hand from Slider.
Slider lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
A big left from Walcott misses.
As Walcott tries to get set, Slider tries to push him back and clinch up but Walcott manages to avoid the attempt.
A jab from Slider misses.
Slider looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Walcott misses with a body kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Slider, right into the meat.

Walcott has managed to clinch.
Walcott swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slider misses with a punch on the inside.
Slider tries a body shot but Walcott blocks it.
Slider trying to land knees to the body.
Slider blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Walcott leaning against his opponent.
Slider misses with a hook from the clinch.
Walcott swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slider lands a knee to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slider.
Slider trying to land knees to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Walcott misses with an elbow over the top.
Walcott blocks an uppercut.
Slider blocks a body shot from Walcott.
Slider fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Walcott tries to throw a body punch but Slider avoids it by throwing Walcott back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Walcott tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A right hook to the body lands for Walcott.
Slider lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Walcott backwards.
Slider lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Walcott backwards.
Slider blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Walcott lands with a short shot to the head.
Slider softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Slider lands a knee to the head.

It looks like Joe Walcott has been cut.
Walcott avoids a wild elbow strike from Slider.
Walcott lands a right hand.
Slider landing knees to the body.
Walcott looks winded!
Slider blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slider blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slider lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Walcott or not.
Slider landing knees to the head.
A short left from Slider.
Slider tries to land a knee to the head but Walcott blocks with his arms.
Slider comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Walcott working aggressively here.
Slider comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Walcott lands a right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slider tries to land a knee to the head but Walcott blocks with his arms.
Walcott has a couple of punches blocked by Slider.
Slider with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Slider swings wildly with an uppercut but Walcott uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slider tries to land knees in the clinch but Walcott avoids the damage to the body.
A short right from Slider on the inside.
Slider with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Still in the clinch, Slider scores with a nice short uppercut.
Walcott lands with a light punch inside.
Walcott tries to work over Slider's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Walcott blocks an elbow strike.
Slider tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Walcott blocks an elbow strike from Slider.
A left hand lands to the body for Slider.
Slider fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Walcott misses with a punch to the body.
Walcott doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Slider working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Slider utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slider scores with a nice hook to the head.
Slider digs a right hand into Walcott's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Walcott's gas tank.
A short uppercut from Slider.
Slider tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Walcott avoids it.
Slider lands an elbow that stopped Walcott in his tracks for a moment.
Slider tries to land a knee to the head but Walcott blocks with his arms.
Slider lands with a left to the head.
Slider wants to stall.
Slider lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Slider scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Walcott can't find room to land a body shot as Slider controls the action.
Walcott misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slider lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Slider lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Walcott avoiding damage as Slider throws knees to the body.
Walcott takes a shot to the head.
Walcott tries to throw a body punch but Slider avoids it by throwing Walcott back against the cage.
Slider has a couple of punches blocked by Walcott.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slider lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Slider blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Walcott swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slider can't find room to land a body shot as Walcott controls the action.
Slider throws an elbow but it misses.
Slider lands a hook that snaps the head of Walcott backwards.
We've been informed that Walcott has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Walcott lands with a right to the head.
Slider tries to land a knee to the head but Walcott blocks with his arms.
With the fighters up against the cage, Slider throws an elbow but misses.
Slider utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Slider tries to land a knee to the head but Walcott blocks with his arms.
Good body shot from Slider.
Slider lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Slider tries a knee to the head but Walcott blocks it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slider using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Walcott has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Walcott lands a knee to the body.
Walcott takes an elbow to the forehead.
Walcott scores with a shot to the side of Slider's head.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Slider.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lolipo Slider dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Joe Walcott's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Slider swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Walcott wants to clinch.
Walcott tries to move into range but Slider moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Slider tries to land a leg kick but Walcott saw it coming and moves away.
Slider avoids the head kick by Walcott.
Slider tries to close the distance and clinch but Walcott swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Walcott wants to clinch up but Slider keeps it at a distance.
Slider thumps Walcott with a low kick.
Slider misses with a wild body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Walcott lands a jab to the nose.
Walcott throws a push kick but Slider slaps the foot to one side.

Slider gets tackled into the cage by Walcott. Walcott maintains the clinch.
Walcott working aggressively here.
Slider tries to land a knee to the head but Walcott blocks with his arms.
Walcott takes an elbow to the temple.
Walcott lands with a right to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slider on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Lolipo Slider has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Slider tries to land a knee to the head but Walcott blocks with his arms.
Walcott avoids the elbow strike from Slider, against the cage.
Slider lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Slider pushes off an throws an elbow but Walcott leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Slider is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Walcott can do to turn this around?
Walcott lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Slider tries a knee to the head but Walcott blocks it.
Walcott lands a nice uppercut.
A short right from Walcott on the inside.
Walcott avoids the elbow strike from Slider, against the cage.
Walcott working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Walcott scores with a nice short uppercut.
Slider tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Slider throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Slider unloads a knee to the mid-section.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Walcott has a couple of punches blocked by Slider.
Slider blocks the elbow strike.
Walcott blocks the elbow strike.
Slider utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Walcott working aggressively here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slider.
Slider unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Walcott is breathing heavily.
Slider with a knee to the head.
Walcott misses with a punch on the inside.
Slider cracks Walcott with a nice body shot.
A nice right hand lands inside from Slider.
Slider unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Slider scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Nice elbow from Slider.
Slider tries to work over Walcott's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Slider lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Walcott or not.
Walcott's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

Walcott is rocked!
Slider scores with a shoulder strike.
Walcott is still on wobbly legs! Can Slider finish him?
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Slider obliges.
Slider landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Slider lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Slider unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Walcott! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Slider is unloading with more strikes now! Walcott drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lolipo Slider!
A very excited looking Lolipo Slider rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
Joe Walcott was interviewed post fight and said 'WTF?!? Gamma is a joke. Anyway Pit Bull Development is the best. I am always so focused because of that shit. Anyone who says different can suck a dick.'.