PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hello Bay (ranked 1476 p4p, 191 weight class) and Milktoast Diddlybottom (ranked 1380 p4p, 181 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Diddlybottom's choice of entrance music: Milquetoast. Hello Bay had real problems making weight for this fight. After initially coming in at 266.5lbs, he had two hours to make the official fight weight. He made it but it will have taken a lot out of him to cut those extra few pounds. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Bay
vs
Diddlybottom

206 cm
36
293 lbs
25 - 18 - 0

213 cm
33
273 lbs
17 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter
Pit Bull Development

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Hello Bay!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Milktoast Diddlybottom!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Trevor Gratis and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bay closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Diddlybottom did well to prevent Bay getting side control.
Bay has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
Diddlybottom tries to get to full guard but Bay has control of the leg.
Bay thows a huge punch but Diddlybottom dodges it nicely.
Bay knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Diddlybottom on the ground.
Bay thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.

Diddlybottom looking for submissions off his back.
Diddlybottom blocking the ground and pound attempt from Bay.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Diddlybottom is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Bay's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Bay's back!
The referee is taking a good look at Bay as he is on the wrong end of some big shots from Diddlybottom!
Bay trying to get back to his feet but Diddlybottom is in full control for now.

Diddlybottom sinks in the hooks and is looking for the choke. He's got it! Bay taps out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Milktoast Diddlybottom!
Milktoast Diddlybottom managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Pit Bull Development, into his post fight interview.