PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mon Ster (ranked 522 p4p, 67 weight class) and Milktoast Diddlybottom (ranked 259 p4p, 38 weight class). Ster comes to the cage accompanied by The Automatic - Monster. Diddlybottom has chosen Milquetoast as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Ster
vs
Diddlybottom

194 cm
36
270 lbs
20 - 14 - 0

213 cm
37
273 lbs
28 - 21 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
KO power

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Pit Bull Development
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mon Ster!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Milktoast Diddlybottom!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Chris Edwards and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ster misses with a body kick.
Diddlybottom blocks a low kick nicely.
Ster connects with a right hand. Diddlybottom shakes it off.
Diddlybottom thows a body kick. Ster tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Ster tries to land a front kick but Diddlybottom steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Diddlybottom wants to counter the offense by Ster and move into the clinch position.
Diddlybottom is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Ster.
Ster swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.

Diddlybottom rushes Ster and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Diddlybottom controlling the action here for a moment.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Diddlybottom has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Diddlybottom stalling in the clinch.
Diddlybottom receives a warning from the referee for stalling.

Ster breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Diddlybottom steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Ster.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A looping hook to the body misses from Ster. Diddlybottom does a little dance to reset his feet.
Diddlybottom throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Diddlybottom misses with a body punch
enabling Ster to counter with a crisp jab.
Diddlybottom throws a sloppy head kick and Ster moves out of range easily.
Ster misses the shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ster just misses with a punch to the body.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Diddlybottom checks a leg kick.
Mon Ster seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Diddlybottom moves out of range as Ster throws a body kick.
Ster feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Diddlybottoms jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Diddlybottom throws a body shot but no joy.
Ster pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Diddlybottom ducks under a wild hook from Ster.
Ster throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A thudding body kick lands there by Diddlybottom!
The fighters circling - Ster throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Diddlybottom tries to counter by closing the distance.
Ster looks to land a right hand but Diddlybottom moved out of range.
Diddlybottom ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Ster stuffs the takedown.
A lazy left from Diddlybottom finds it's target.
A slapping leg kick lands for Diddlybottom.
Ster throws out a powerful jab.
Diddlybottom tries to clinch but Ster moves out of range.
Ster was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mon Ster is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Diddlybottom tries to clinch up but Ster circles away and keeps his distance.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ster takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Diddlybottom lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

It looks like Mon Ster has been cut.
Diddlybottom works the jab nicely.
Diddlybottom closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Nice shot lands for Ster.

Diddlybottom rushes Ster and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Diddlybottom creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Diddlybottom stalling in the clinch but Ster improves position.
Diddlybottom pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Ster misses with a body punch.
Diddlybottom blocks an elbow strike from Ster.
Diddlybottom can't get the takedown.
Diddlybottom is struggling to control the position.
Diddlybottom stalling in the clinch but Ster improves position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Diddlybottom turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Diddlybottom manages to end up in side control.

Ster explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
Diddlybottom avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Ster ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Diddlybottom moves away.
Diddlybottom tries to clinch up.

Diddlybottom manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Ster on his heels. He'll look to pass Ster's guard now, I'm sure.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Diddlybottom trying to control but Ster is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Diddlybottom might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Ster haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Diddlybottom won't allow Ster to sweep him here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ster keeping moving, preventing Diddlybottom from controlling successfully.
Diddlybottom is pushing down on Ster's leg trying to pass to half guard. Ster is fighting to maintain full guard but Diddlybottom has managed to sneak the leg through.

Diddlybottom is trying to work for a kimura but Ster is defending well.
Ster might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

Ster is defending against the submission attempts here by Diddlybottom.

Diddlybottom is working for a kimura but Ster is defending it quite comfortably.

Diddlybottom seems to be working for a kimura but Ster defends the submission attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Mon Ster will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Mon Ster's cut.
That's time! Ster's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Ster looks to land a combination but Diddlybottom avoids it well.
Diddlybottom tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Ster jabs at Diddlybottom's body.
Ster looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Ster misses with a looping right.
Ster feints and then cracks Diddlybottom's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Diddlybottom down.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Ster, right into the meat.
Ster just misses with a punch to the body.
Ster goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Diddlybottom.
Ster swats away the attempt to clinch by Diddlybottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ster uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Diddlybottom.
Ster throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom shoots in but Ster avoids the takedown attempt easily.

Diddlybottom gets tackled into the cage by Ster. Ster maintains the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diddlybottom tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Ster lands an elbow just above Diddlybottom 's eye.

It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Diddlybottom tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Ster smiles and moves away.
Mon Ster has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Milktoast Diddlybottom.
Ster throws a hook but Diddlybottom avoids it easily.
Ster lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Diddlybottom backs up against the cage.
Ster lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Diddlybottom tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Diddlybottom ducks under a wild hook from Ster.
Diddlybottom lands a nice looking kick to the body. Ster takes a step back to recover.
Ster throws a jab but it's blocked by Diddlybottom.

Ster clinches up against the cage.
Diddlybottom blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Ster throws a punch but it's blocked by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Ster backwards.
Ster is trying to break free.
Ster can't break the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Diddlybottom wants to take the fight to the mat but Ster manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Diddlybottom is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Ster is keeping busy.
Ster throws an elbow that misses.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Ster stalling.
Ster blocks an elbow strike.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Diddlybottom is looking to control Ster's arms but Ster gets an underhook and turns him. Now Diddlybottom has his back to the cage.
Diddlybottom is trying to stall.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Milktoast Diddlybottom.
Ster waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Diddlybottom.
Mon Ster is winning the standup battle so far.
Ster throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Diddlybottom lands a head shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom doesn't manage to clinch there - Ster circles away.
A good leg kick by Diddlybottom.
Ster lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Diddlybottom at a distance.
Diddlybottom moves in looking to clinch but Ster pushes him off.
Diddlybottom lands with a thumping leg kick.
Ster throws out a powerful jab.
Ster throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Diddlybottom stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Ster walks into a straight right hand from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Ster throws out the jab.
Nice defenses there by Diddlybottom.
Ster swinging wildly here.
Diddlybottom drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Ster defends it well.
Diddlybottom misses with a wild body shot.
Ster misses with a body shot.
Diddlybottom tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Ster paws at him with a jab and circles away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ster misses with a low kick.
Diddlybottom is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Ster throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Diddlybottom stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Ster throws a shot to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ster throws a body shot but no joy.

Diddlybottom closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Diddlybottom has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Ster tries to stall but Diddlybottom uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Ster lands a damaging elbow.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Ster just misses with a elbow thrown towards Diddlybottom's brow.
Ster looks to throw an elbow but misses.

Ster manages to break the clinch.
Diddlybottom misses the jab.
Ster misses with a looping left.
Diddlybottom moves out of range of the body kick.
Diddlybottom blocks a jab.
Ster misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Diddlybottom.
A looping hook to the body misses from Ster. Diddlybottom does a little dance to reset his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mon Ster dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

That kick from Diddlybottom tenderised Ster's leg. Ster is trying to keep his angry face on.
Ster misses with a low kick.
Ster is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Diddlybottom can do to turn this around?
Diddlybottom keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Ster.
A punch combination from Ster misses.
Diddlybottom misses with a lunging right hand
and Ster counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Diddlybottom throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Ster throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Ster throws a body shot but no joy.
Diddlybottom keeps Ster at a distance using the push kick.
Ster ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Diddlybottom moves away.
Diddlybottom lands a high kick!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ster lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Diddlybottom slips a jab from Ster.
Ster throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Diddlybottom on the side of the head.
A swing and a miss from Ster.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ster will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ster throws a sloppy head kick and Diddlybottom moves out of range easily.
Diddlybottom with the counter takedown but Ster avoids it easily.
Diddlybottom misses with a leg kick
enabling Ster to counter with a crisp jab.
Diddlybottom sizes up Ster with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Diddlybottom is looking to clinch.
Diddlybottom is looking to clinch but Ster is avoiding it.
Ster is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
A bone on bone clash there as Diddlybottom blocks the leg kick.

Diddlybottom gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Diddlybottom is pushing Ster up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Diddlybottom avoids a wild elbow strike from Ster.
Ster is trying to force a seperation but Diddlybottom has the dominant position.
Ster looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Ster takes an elbow to the temple.
Diddlybottom looks to throw an elbow but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom avoids the elbow strike from Ster, against the cage.
Diddlybottom looking to slow down the pace here.
Ster is trying to break the clinch but Diddlybottom has him pressed against the cage.

Diddlybottom jumps guard.
Ster stopping the sweep attempt from Diddlybottom.

Diddlybottom is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Ster is aware though and is defending well.
Ster slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.

Diddlybottom is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Ster rolls with it to try and escape but Diddlybottom cranks on the arm and Ster is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Milktoast Diddlybottom!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Milktoast Diddlybottom made sure he mentioned Pit Bull Development, along with how happy he was to win his fight.