PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Furnum Pullum (ranked 612 p4p, 27 weight class) and Techno Viking (ranked 101 p4p, 6 weight class). Techno Viking will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Pullum
vs
Viking

150 cm
30
300 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

199 cm
23
291 lbs
8 - 0 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Pit Bull Development

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Furnum Pullum!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Techno Viking!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Valeri Chadov and Ivan Kurochkin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pullum looks to clinch
and Viking cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

It looks like Furnum Pullum has been cut.
Pullum with a lazy takedown attempt
and Viking counters with a stiff right hand.
Pullum tries to clinch there but Viking circles away.
Pullum shoots in but Viking avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Viking moves out of range of the strikes.
Pullum throws a hook but Viking avoids it easily.
Viking scores with a nice body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Pullum changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Viking looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Viking is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Pullum's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pullum wants to pass to mount but Viking is defending the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Viking controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
Viking keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Pullum throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Pullum throws a strike but Viking avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Pullum trying to control the position from guard on top but Viking is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Viking keeping full guard, as Pullum tries to pass.
Pullum throws a big right hand that misses.
Pullum trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Pullum trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Viking pulls Pullum in close to prevent any damage.
Pullum trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Viking manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!

Pullum looking to control but Viking passes into half guard.

Pullum actively working from the bottom here.
Pullum is looking to improve his position.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Viking in particular looking to stall.
Viking is looking to advance position but Pullum won't allow it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Viking in particular looking to stall.
Viking has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Ass Private Gym. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
Pullum is looking to improve his position.

Pullum looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Viking prevents Pullum from improving his position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Pullum trying to control but Viking postures up.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Pullum tries to roll over but Viking keeps him under control.
Viking is thwarting Pullum's attempts to control the position.
Viking prevents Pullum from improving his position.
Viking stalling.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Pullum tries to clinch but Viking moves away
and Viking counters with a thumping low kick.
Pullum misses with a right hand
and Viking counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Techno Viking is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pullum throws a looping overhand right but Viking ducks down to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Techno Viking dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Furnum Pullum's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Pullum shoots and misses
and Viking counters with a nice uppercut.
Pullum takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Good leg kick by Viking there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
A slapping leg kick lands for Viking.
Viking circles away from the clinch attempt
and Viking counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pullum has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Viking.
Pullum closes the distance and clinches up with Viking, looking for a takedown. Pullum pushes Viking against the cage but Viking circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Pullum misses with a looping right.
Viking flicks out a counter leg kick but Pullum steps away.
Pullum misses with a body shot
and Viking counters with a stiff right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Pullum throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Pullum misses with a takedown attempt - Viking sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Furnum Pullum. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pullum gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Viking cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

Furnum Pullum's cut is getting worse.
Pullum tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Pullum gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Viking counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Pullum throws a poor cross that misses
and Viking counters with a left to the body.
Viking explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Viking scores with a jab to the jaw.
Pullum looks to clinch
and Viking counters with a body kick that stops Pullum in his tracks momentarily.

Viking cracks Pullum with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Pullum looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Viking finish him?
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Viking sends Pullum crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Viking is motioning to the referee to let Pullum up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Pullum is rocked!

Furnum Pullum's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Pullum is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Viking doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Pullum crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Pullum's bad books for that mishap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Techno Viking! Techno Viking retains his super heavyweight title!
Techno Viking decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.