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The Island Season 5, 265 lbs, Round 4 PBP Commentary |
Co-main event
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Voljin Ulfzaar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mark Wahlberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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270 lbs
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242 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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Good low kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Voljin Ulfzaar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mark Wahlberg!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Santiago Holmes and Sandra Marshall.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Wahlberg, as that shot connected.
It looks like Voljin Ulfzaar has been cut.
Jab, jab by Ulfzaar - just one landing.
Ulfzaar tries to close the distance and clinch but Wahlberg swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Wahlberg throws a hook but Ulfzaar blocks it.
A solid leg kick lands there for Wahlberg.
Wahlberg tries to score with a low kick but Ulfzaar moves his leg out of the way.
Wahlberg swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ulfzaar lands a nice shot that snaps Wahlberg's head back.
Wahlberg tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Wahlberg thuds a left hand into Ulfzaar's body.
Ulfzaar cracks Wahlberg with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Ulfzaar has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Wahlberg to stand back up!
Wahlberg is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A slapping leg kick lands for Ulfzaar.
Wahlberg is still on wobbly legs! Can Ulfzaar finish him?
Wahlberg throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Wahlberg seems to have recovered his senses.
Ulfzaar fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Wahlberg, pushing him back against the cage.
Wahlberg is trying to push Ulfzaar away but Ulfzaar has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ulfzaar lands a left hand that snaps the head of Wahlberg backwards.
A short right from Ulfzaar on the inside.
Wahlberg prevents a body shot from Ulfzaar.
Wahlberg escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Ulfzaar tries to clinch there but Wahlberg circles away.
A nice side step and Wahlberg releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Wahlberg lands with a nice combination. Ulfzaar backs away looking to recover.
Wahlberg fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Ulfzaar on the side of the head.
A solid leg kick lands there for Ulfzaar.
Wahlberg misses with a double jab.
Mark Wahlberg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wahlberg misses with an uppercut.
Wahlberg is aggressively charging in as Ulfzaar backs up avoiding any damage. Ulfzaar tosses out a jab and Wahlberg runs right into it face first! Wahlberg is out cold! Ulfzaar dropped down on all fours and is barking in Wahlberg's face like a pit bull in celebration until the ref was finally able to pull him away!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Voljin Ulfzaar!
After winning the bout, Voljin Ulfzaar thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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Main event
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tommy Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zee Snore (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Thundercunt might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to You are a Cunt. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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260 lbs
14 - 0 - 0 |
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255 lbs
12 - 2 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Cardio machine |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Tommy Thundercunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Zee Snore!
The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, Daniel Franklin and Dirk Anderson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snore scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Thundercunt thuds his right hand into Snore's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Snore.
Thundercunt instigates a clinch.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
A frustrated look appears on Snore's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Snore escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Snore displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
It looks like Tommy Thundercunt has been cut.
Thundercunt uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Snore.
Snore takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
A big right from Snore misses.
Snore throws a hook but Thundercunt avoids it easily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Snore uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Thundercunt.
Snore takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Snore connects with a jab.
Thundercunt lands a jab to the nose.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt throws a big shot that misses.
Thundercunt tries to close the distance and clinch up but Snore swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The fighters circle momentarily. Snore darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Snore throws a jab when Thundercunt was well out of range.
Snore has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Snore sizes up Thundercunt with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Thundercunt moves in looking to clinch but Snore pushes him off.
Jab, jab by Thundercunt - just one landing.
Thundercunt staying out of range there.
A shot to the liver by Thundercunt. Beautiful body shot.
Snore throws a body shot but no joy.
Thundercunt clinches.
Snore working hard to break the clinch.
Thundercunt is leaning against Snore and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Snore.
Thundercunt scores with a nice hook to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt has Snore pressed against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Snore tries to break free but Thundercunt pushes him back against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Thundercunt.
Thundercunt looks to throw an elbow but misses.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Thundercunt.
Snore's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
An inside leg kick lands from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Snore looks to land a left hand but Thundercunt moved out of range nicely.
Good exchange - Thundercunt coming out on top.
Thundercunt lands a slapping body shot.
Snore looks winded!
Thundercunt measures up his opponent and throws a superman punch that connects to the jaw! Down goes Snore! The ref steps in, and that's the ball game folks!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Tommy Thundercunt!
During a confident post fight interview, Tommy Thundercunt thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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