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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Danny Phantom (ranked 6430 p4p, 24594 weight class) and Doesnt Matter (ranked 460 p4p, 520 weight class). Doesnt Matter will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

170 cm
20
145
2 - 2 - 0
225 cm
20
145
0 - 5 - 0
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Intelligent
BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Danny Phantom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Doesnt Matter!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Gregory Folan and Robert Douchet.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Matter scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!

Phantom tries to sprawl but Matter drives through with a takedown into half guard.

Phantom pushes Matter off and gets back to his feet.
Matter wants to land a leg kick but Phantom is out of range.
Phantom throws a head kick but Matter moves out of range.
Phantom is breathing heavily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Matter shoots in and drives through. Phantom sprawls well.
Matter shoots in looking for a takedown but Phantom manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Matter's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Matter is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Matter misses with a head kick.
Phantom stuffs the takedown.
Danny Phantom has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Doesnt Matter.
Matter shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Phantom as he jumps to the side.
Nice takedown defense from Phantom. No joy for Matter on that attempt.
Phantom looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Matter is fending him off so far but Phantom persists. Nope, Matter circles away and we're back to standing.
Phantom misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Matter throws a shot to the body.
Matter closes this distance looking for a takedown but Phantom circles away.
Matter moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Phantom misses with a head kick.
No luck for Matter with that takedown attempt.
Matter scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

Matter drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Phantom wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Matter manages to pass to side control.

The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Matter seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Phantom does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Phantom has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Matter sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Phantom defending well though.
Matter has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Navy Street MMA. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
Matter throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Matter missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Matter content to control rather than advance.
Phantom blocking the ground and pound attempt from Matter.
Matter thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Matter seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Phantom does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Matter might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Phantom haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Matter is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Phantom wants to get back to full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Matter thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Phantom's head.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.

Matter is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Phantom has managed to free his arm - good work.
Phantom might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Matter is trying to control the action in half guard but Phantom is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Matter tries to stand but his arm is trapped.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.

Matter tries to keep at a distance but Phantom has taken the fight into the clinch.
Matter is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Phantom to keep the fight standing.
Matter is trying to break free.
Matter tries to pull guard but Phantom forces him back to his feet, against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Phantom wants a takedown.
Phantom jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Matter walks away with a smile on his face. Phantom gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.

Matter clinches with his opponent.
Matter holding his opponent close, against the cage.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Matter tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Phantom smiles and moves away.
A nice combination there by Matter.
Phantom tries to clinch there but Matter circles away.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Phantom slowing the pace effectively.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Doesnt Matter dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Phantom will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Matter tries to score a power double leg takedown but Phantom sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Matter somewhat.

Matter darts in and clinches Phantom up against the cage.
Matter has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Matter can't break the clinch.
Matter tries to pull guard but Phantom forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Phantom tries to pull guard but Matter holds him up against the cage and eventually Phantom drops back down to his feet.
Matter goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

Phantom breaks the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Phantom swats away the attempt to clinch by Matter.
Phantom takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Matter lands a two punch combo.
Phantom avoids the head kick by Matter.
Phantom seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Matter misses with a head kick.
Matter lands with a slapping head kick.
Matter shoots in but Phantom avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Danny Phantom has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Doesnt Matter.

Matter clinches with his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Matter has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Matter tries to pull guard but Phantom won't allow it.
Matter looking to stall.
Phantom is trying to pull guard but Matter turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Matter looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Matter changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Phantom fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Phantom stuffs the takedown.
Matter has a takedown stuffed.
Matter defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Phantom.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Matter leaves Phantom with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Phantom displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Matter.
Doesnt Matter seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Matter tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Phantom defends well and Matter ends up having to push Phantom into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.

Phantom looking to score a takedown here. Matter is defending well but Phantom drives through and ends up in Matter's guard.

Matter pushes Phantom off and scrambles back to his feet.
Matter closes the distance and clinches up with Phantom, looking for a takedown. Matter pushes Phantom against the cage but Phantom circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Phantom appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Matter is looking to clinch.

Matter closes the distance and clinches.
Matter fails to pull the fight into his guard.

Matter pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Phantom takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A kick lands to the mid section there for Matter.
Matter looks for the body kick but Phantom saw that one coming.
Matter displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.

Matter darts in and clinches Phantom up against the cage.
Phantom prevents a takedown attempt there.
Matter can't get the takedown.

Phantom breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Matter lands a jab-cross combination.
Nice sprawl there from Phantom as Matter shoots in.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Doesnt Matter showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Matter leaves Phantom with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Matter shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Phantom as he avoids it easily.
Matter closes this distance looking for a takedown but Phantom circles away.
Matter takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Matter shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Phantom as he jumps to the side.
Danny Phantom has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Doesnt Matter.
Phantom has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Horrible takedown attempt by Phantom or perhaps it was just good defense by Matter, which made it look bad.
Matter fails with a takedown attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Phantom tries to clinch
and Matter counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Matter shoots for a takedown but Phantom saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Matter is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.

Phantom gets tackled into the cage by Matter. Matter maintains the clinch.
Phantom drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.

Matter breaks from the clinch.
Matter shoots in but no luck this time.
Matter fails with an attempt to clinch.
Phantom is looking to clinch.
A countering left hand to the body from Matter misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Matter shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Phantom sprawls well. Phantom wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Matter gets slowly back to his feet.
Phantom takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Matter does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Matter closes this distance looking for a takedown but Phantom circles away.
Some bone on bone action there as Phantom checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Phantom throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Matter's waist but Matter gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Phantom off to one side.
Matter stalks Phantom and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Phantom's face. Phantom staggers backwards, shaken.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Phantom keeps the fight on the outside.
Matter shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Phantom as he avoids it easily.
No luck for Matter with that takedown attempt.
Matter moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Matter misses with the combination.
Phantom is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Matter changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Phantom tries to avoid it but Matter manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Phantom to the ground. Phantom escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Phantom changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Matter tries to avoid it but Phantom manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Matter to the ground. Matter escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Matter fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Matter fails with a takedown attempt.
Phantom takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Matter throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Phantom.
It looked like Phantom was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Matter tries to close the distance and clinch but Phantom swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Danny Phantom has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Doesnt Matter is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Matter lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

And that's the end of the fight!
Doesnt Matter comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Matter has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 27:30
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 27:30
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Doesnt Matter!
S C
A
G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
46%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Leo Vuce (ranked 3332 p4p, 5109 weight class) and Sirus Hughes (ranked 324 p4p, 427 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Vuce might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to MC Yankoo. Hughes has chosen Devil "Shinedown" as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

180 cm
30
145
14 - 14 - 0
170 cm
29
140
7 - 8 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible
Excellent grappler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

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FEEBLE FIGHTWEAR


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Leo Vuce!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 8 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Sirus Hughes!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Trevor Gratis and Elvis Blanc.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hughes shoots in looking for a takedown but Vuce manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Hughes's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Vuce appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Hughes tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Vuce swivels and escapes.
Vuce keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Vuce feinted with a counter takedown.
Leo Vuce has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sirus Hughes.
Vuce keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Vuce appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Hughes with a lazy takedown attempt

and Vuce counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Vuce drops an elbow to the side of Hughes's head.
Vuce thows a huge punch but Hughes dodges it nicely.
Vuce throws a strike but Hughes avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Vuce postures up in Hughes's guard and throws a big left but Hughes blocks it.
Vuce lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Vuce connects with a couple of short punches.
Hughes is rocked!
Vuce throws an elbow that misses. Hughes uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Vuce's guard. Nice move by Hughes!

Hughes is still in real trouble! Can Vuce finish him?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hughes passes into half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Hughes is working for a submission of some sort.
Hughes seems to have recovered his senses.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hughes is just content to waste time from the top position. Vuce takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Hughes trying to control the position from guard on top but Vuce is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Hughes tries to free his leg and advance position but Vuce is retaining full guard.
Hughes is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Vuce looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.

Hughes stands and steps away. Vuce gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Hughes shoots in but no luck this time.
Vuce drops down looking for a counter takedown but Hughes sprawls and moves away.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Hughes.
Hughes shoots in and drives through. Vuce sprawls well.
Hughes fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Hughes darts in looking for a takedown but Vuce gets double underhooks and turns Hughes into the cage.
Hughes shoots in but no luck this time.
Vuce changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Hughes looks winded!
Horrible takedown attempt by Hughes or perhaps it was just good defense by Vuce, which made it look bad.
Vuce half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Hughes shoots and misses

and Vuce counters with a takedown into side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vuce lands a decent elbow from side control.

Vuce is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Hughes is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Hughes is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Hughes is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Vuce goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Hughes rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Vuce's guard! Nice work there by Hughes!
Hughes looking to pass the guard.

Hughes gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Hughes fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Hughes shoots in for a takedown but Vuce shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Vuce half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Hughes is trying hard to land a takedown here. Vuce sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Vuce changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Hughes decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Vuce missing with punches from the bottom.

Hughes is working for a submission of some sort.

Hughes seems to be working for a kimura but Vuce defends the submission attempt.
Hughes wants to take a breather but Vuce is having none of it.

Hughes is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Vuce doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Hughes.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Leo Vuce dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Hughes has his takedown stuffed

and Vuce counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Vuce working Hughes over with strikes.
Vuce not landing any meaningful shots this time.

Hughes actively working from the bottom here.
Vuce landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Vuce landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Hughes has hold of Vuce's hands but Vuce slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Vuce throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Vuce throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Hughes taking some punishment here, with Vuce in his half guard.
Vuce working over Hughes with some ground and pound. Hughes looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Vuce scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Hughes tries to get to full guard but Vuce has control of the leg.
Vuce lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Vuce is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Hughes defends it well.

Vuce seems to be working for a kimura but Hughes defends the submission attempt.
Vuce landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Vuce working Hughes over with strikes.

Vuce is looking for a kimura but Hughes is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Vuce to get the leverage.
Vuce looks to land a strike but Hughes avoids it nicely and regains full guard.

Hughes looking for a guillotine here but Vuce defends easily.
Vuce makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Leo Vuce overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vuce postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Vuce is looking to work some ground and pound but Hughes has wrist control.
Vuce postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Vuce is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hughes can do to turn this around?
Vuce lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Vuce is working Hughes over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.

Hughes had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Vuce defends it easily.
Hughes is breathing heavily.
Vuce content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Vuce postures up from his opponent's guard, before exploding into some vicious ground and pound! Hughes covers up, he's hurt! Vuce keeps throwing the strikes, glancing at the referee... Will he stop it?? One more big shot from Vuce and the ref steps in to end the fight! Vuce can't hide his delight as he celebrates with his corner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Leo Vuce!
A relieved looking Leo Vuce thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
S C
A
G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
48%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Long Schlong (ranked 2537 p4p, 2701 weight class) and Dingleberry Jones (ranked 259 p4p, 275 weight class). Jones has chosen Hell Yeah as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

178 cm
30
148
11 - 11 - 1
172 cm
29
148
8 - 8 - 0
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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High Peak Fightwear


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Long Schlong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dingleberry Jones!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Steve Smith and Robert Douchet.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones misses with a head kick.
Schlong was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Schlong scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Jones doesn't seem bothered though.

Jones moves into the clinch.
Schlong lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Jones trying to stall but Schlong improves his position.
Schlong avoiding damage as Jones throws knees to the body.
The referee is keeping an eye on Jones - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
I was talking to Schlong's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Schlong is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Jones misses with a body punch.
Jones lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Schlong backwards.
Schlong goes for a takedown attempt but Jones pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Schlong takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong slips a jab from Jones.
Schlong drops down looking for a counter takedown but Jones sprawls and moves away.
Schlong bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Schlong throws a big counter combination but Jones scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.

Jones forces Schlong back against the cage and clinches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Jones fails to land.
Jones stalling in the clinch but Schlong improves position.
Schlong is trying to pull guard but Jones has him pressed against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Schlong fails to land.
Schlong prevents a body shot from Jones.
Schlong lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Jones lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Jones misses with the head strike.
Jones is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Schlong is keeping busy.
Schlong cracks Jones with a nice body shot.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Jones as Schlong tries to tie him up.
Schlong is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Jones gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Long Schlong. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jones misses with a knee to the head.
Schlong takes a knee right on the jaw!
Jones struggles to land a body shot inside as Schlong controls his hands.
Schlong looking to slow down the pace here.
Schlong manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Schlong can't get the takedown.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Jones misses with a hook to the ribs.
Schlong lands a body shot.

Schlong drags the fight down to the ground.
Schlong avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Schlong is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Jones is in close to Schlong's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Jones content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Schlong looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Jones showing good wrestling skills to control the position.

Schlong escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Jones gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

Schlong throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones landing some decent shots from guard.
Jones lands a couple of elbows.
Jones postures up.
Jones connects with a couple of short punches.

Schlong looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Schlong working for a triangle but Jones defends it easily.

Schlong has his foot on Jones's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Jones works his way back into a safe position though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Jones got a little sloppy there for a moment and Schlong has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Jones has managed to get both his arms back between Schlong's legs - danger averted.
Jones wants to control from the top but Schlong keeps moving.

Schlong has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Jones can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

Schlong throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Jones escapes and throws Schlong's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Jones wants to lay and pray for a moment but Schlong keeps working.
Schlong is trying to control Jones's posture but Jones avoids it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dingleberry Jones dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Schlong throws the left hand but Jones avoids the punch easily.
Jones fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Schlong manages to avoid it.
Jones misses with a jab to the body

and Schlong counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Schlong.
Jones misses with a body punch.
Schlong lands a right hand.
Jones slows down the pace here.
Jones has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Schlong seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Jones can turn it around.
Jones tries to land a knee to the head but Schlong blocks with his arms.
Jones tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Schlong avoids it.
Schlong jumps guard but Jones stands there with Schlong around his waist. Schlong gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Jones tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jones working Schlong over with knees to the body.
Jones doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Jones lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Jones looking to stall.
Dingleberry Jones seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schlong lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Jones trying to control the position but instead, Schlong has worked for underhooks and has pushed Jones into the cage.
Jones lands a shoulder strike.
Jones misses with the head strike.
Jones lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Jones lands a good knee to the midsection. Schlong won't want to take too many of those.
Schlong wants to stall.
Schlong takes a knee to the side of the body.
Jones is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Jones managing to block the knees to the body from Schlong.
The referee calls for Schlong to work.
Jones is stalling here.
Jones scores with a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schlong tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Jones stalling against the cage.
Schlong tries for a takedown. No joy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Long Schlong. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jones has Schlong pushed against the cage.
Jones tries to throw a body punch but Schlong avoids it by throwing Jones back against the cage.
Jones lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Jones trying to control the position but instead, Schlong has worked for underhooks and has pushed Jones into the cage.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Schlong lands on the inside with an uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Schlong is struggling to control the position.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Schlong is trying to pull guard but Jones turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Schlong dodges an elbow strike from Jones.
Schlong lands an uppercut.
Jones misses with the head strike.
Jones misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jones tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jones trying to control the position but instead, Schlong has worked for underhooks and has pushed Jones into the cage.
Jones misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Schlong tries to stall but Jones uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Jones tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Good body shot from Schlong.

Schlong has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Jones clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Jones rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
Schlong keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Jones is controlling Schlong's trapped leg to prevent Schlong from advancing to side control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones is looking for a sweep. Schlong is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Jones is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.

Schlong is looking for a kimura but Jones is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Schlong to get the leverage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Schlong is working for a kimura but Jones is defending it quite comfortably.
Jones tries to get to full guard but Schlong has control of the leg.
Jones is staying active underneath Schlong, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Jones is doing well to control the position and prevent Schlong from advancing to side control.
Jones is looking to escape.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dingleberry Jones showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Schlong keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Schlong feinted with a counter takedown.
Schlong scores with a three punch combo!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Jones.
Jones thuds a left hand into Schlong's body.
Jones tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Schlong was well out of range. Poor timing from Jones.
Jones jabs at Schlong's body.
Schlong avoids the body shot from Jones.
Schlong fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jones paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Jones dips to his left and cracks Schlong with an uppercut!
Schlong thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jones throws a head kick that misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Schlong blocks a head kick by Jones.
Schlong misses with a two punch combination.
Jones looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Schlong.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones throws a body punch but Schlong moves out of range.
Jones throws out a loose jab but Schlong uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jones throws a head kick that misses.
Schlong is looking to counter the offense by Jones and move into the clinch.
Jones misses with a body shot.
Jones changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Schlong misses with a two punch combination.
Jones thuds his right hand into Schlong's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Jones attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Jones avoids the body shot from Schlong.
Schlong ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Schlong takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Schlong throws a right and a left that both miss.
Schlong misses with the combination.
Dingleberry Jones is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Jones.
Long Schlong has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Schlong moves out of range of the body kick.
Jones throws a lazy right hand but Schlong sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Schlong tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Jones manages to circle out of the way.
Jones misses with an uppercut

and Schlong moves into the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jones looking to slow down the pace here.
Jones is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Schlong displaying some good clinch control by pressing Jones up against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jones.
Schlong taking a breather.
The referee calls for Jones to work.
Jones lands a shoulder strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schlong has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Jones avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
A short uppercut from Schlong.
Jones works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Schlong letting Jones take a breather here.
Jones throws a head punch that misses.
Schlong lands a hook that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Jones.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Schlong.
Schlong misses with some punches.
Jones is trying to stall.
Nice body punch from Jones.
Schlong jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Jones walks away with a smile on his face. Schlong gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Long Schlong. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schlong lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Jones getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Jones throws out a loose jab but Schlong uses good head movement to avoid it.
Schlong throws a big shot that misses.
Schlong displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jones throws out the jab.
Schlong rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jones moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jones connects with a crisp jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jones showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Schlong.
Schlong moves out of range of the strikes.
Jones misses the shot to the body.
Jones throws a body shot but no joy.
Jones misses with a body kick.
Schlong attempts a counter takedown but Jones avoids it well and moves away.
Dingleberry Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jones comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Jones fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dingleberry Jones comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Jones has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 27:30
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 27:30
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dingleberry Jones!

An out of breath Dingleberry Jones thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Azor Ahai (ranked 1236 p4p, 5282 weight class) and Bill Goldberg (ranked 186 p4p, 596 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

188 cm
29
210
9 - 5 - 0
198 cm
37
217
19 - 19 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Good gas tank

Voodoo Nutrition

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Azor Ahai!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bill Goldberg!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Gregory Folan and William Peck.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ahai defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Goldberg.
Goldberg shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
No luck for Goldberg with that takedown attempt.
Azor Ahai has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bill Goldberg.
Ahai fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

Ahai rushes Goldberg and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Ahai wants to stall.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Ahai takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Ahai lands with a left to the head.
Ahai is trying to stall.
Goldberg wants a takedown but no success here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ahai is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Ahai slowing the pace effectively.
Ahai lands with a short shot to the head.
Goldberg wants to take the fight to the mat but Ahai manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Ahai lands a hook to the side of the head.
Goldberg has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Ahai after a bit of a struggle.
Goldberg throws a punch but it's blocked by Ahai.
Ahai avoiding damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ahai throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Goldbergs head.
Ahai is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Goldberg is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Ahai gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Ahai lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Ahai takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Ahai blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Ahai.
A right hook to the body lands for Ahai.
Goldberg is looking to take this one to the mat.
Ahai has Goldberg pushed against the cage.
Ahai makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Ahai stalling in the clinch but Goldberg improves position.
Ahai trying to control the position but instead, Goldberg has worked for underhooks and has pushed Ahai into the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Azor Ahai.
Ahai lands with a right hand.
Nice shot by Ahai.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ahai jabs at Goldberg's body.
Ahai explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Goldberg drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.

Ahai uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Ahai dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Goldberg. That did some damage!
Ahai misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Goldberg.
Ahai stuffs the takedown attempt from Goldberg. Goldberg gets slowly back to his feet.
Goldberg walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Goldberg shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Ahai as he avoids it easily.
Ahai bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Goldberg's head.
Goldberg is rocked!
Ahai wobbles Goldberg with a right hand and the left hook that follows puts him on his rear! Ahai dives in with a huge flying punch that connects right on the button and puts Goldberg to sleep! - What a violent and spectacular finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Azor Ahai!
Azor Ahai seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Grey Ape (ranked 795 p4p, 2375 weight class) and Mad Dog Malone (ranked 123 p4p, 345 weight class). Malone has chosen Bad Boys - Inner Circle as his entrance music. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

185 cm
24
190
9 - 2 - 1
181 cm
39
190
17 - 9 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Voodoo Nutrition
Conviction

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Grey Ape!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mad Dog Malone!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Gregory Folan and Yves DeLean.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Malone throws the left hand but Ape avoids the punch easily.
Nice cross by Malone.
Nice shot lands for Malone.
Mad Dog Malone seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A bone on bone clash there as Ape blocks the leg kick.
Ape keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
It looked like Ape wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Ape takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Malone lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The fighters circling - Malone throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Donk. Malone catches Ape right on the button with a cross.
Ape fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Malone.
Ape tries to clinch but Malone moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ape keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Malone fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Malone throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Malone tries to land a leg kick but Ape saw it coming and moves away.
Malone finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Malone tries to score with a low kick but Ape moves his leg out of the way.
Malone missing with a left hand there. Ape was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Malone throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ape chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Malone can pounce on him.
Ape tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Ape avoids the body shot from Malone.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Malone.
Malone looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Ape tried to counter with a leg kick but Malone avoided it.
Ape tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Ape has been working on his boxing with his coaches at The Lab in the buildup to the fight.
Malone misses with a hook
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Malone scores with a jab.
Malone attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Ape is looking to counter punch.
Malone turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Malone lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ape tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Ape drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Malone moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Malone scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Malone misses with a low kick.
Malone uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Ape.
Ape takes a jab right on the kisser.
Jab, jab by Malone - just one landing.
Malone throws the kick towards the body but Ape avoids it.
Ape looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
A jab from Malone finds it's way through Ape's defenses.
Ape throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Malone.
Ape moves out of range of the body kick.
Ape looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Malone.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
That kick from Malone tenderised Ape's leg. Ape is trying to keep his angry face on.
Malone listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Malone scores with a nice head shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Malone lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Ape throws a head kick that misses.
Malone was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Ape avoids a kick to the body.
Malone swats away the attempt to clinch by Ape.
Malone lands with a right hand.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Mad Dog Malone dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Nice defenses there by Malone.
Malone throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Ape.
Malone throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Ape tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Malone was well out of range. Poor timing from Ape.
Mad Dog Malone seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Malone throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
A little feinted left hand from Ape on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Ape takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Malone looks to score with a jab to the body but Ape is just out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Malone cracks Ape with an open hand slap.
Malone dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Ape. That did some damage!
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Ape might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Malone misses with a leg kick
and Ape counters with a stiff right hand.
It looks like Mad Dog Malone has been cut.
Malone throws a body kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Malone misses with a body kick.
Ape was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Malone connects with a good right hand that stumbles Ape. Ape circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Malone scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Malone tries to land a leg kick but Ape saw it coming and moves away.
Ape takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Malone throws a wild body kick that Ape sees coming a mile off.
Malone walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Ape checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Malone misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Malone scores with a nice strike.
Malone connects with the punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Malone misses with a low kick as Ape jumps back.
Ape throwing a counter right hand but Malone manages to avoid it.
Malone lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Malone keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Malone misses with a left hand
and Ape connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Malone throws a body kick that misses

and Ape counters by clinching up.
Ape prevents Malone from breaking the clinch.

Malone pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Ape moves away from the strike by Malone.
Ape takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Ape bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Ape throws a jab but it's blocked by Malone.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Malone punishes Ape's body with a nice straight punch.
Malone throws a body kick that misses.
Ape checks the leg kick nicely there.
A right-left combo lands from Malone.
Malone misses with a two punch combination.
Malone misses with a looping right.
Malone throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Malone walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Ape takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Malone throws a lazy right hand but Ape sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Malone closes the distance and pushes Ape back into the cage.

Malone's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Malone tries to clinch there but Ape circles away.
Ape is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A low kick from Malone is predictable there
and Ape makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Ape looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Ape connects with a high kick.
Malone pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Malone tries to clinch but Ape is having none of it.
Malone thumps Ape with a low kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Ape.
Malone scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Ape doesn't seem bothered though.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Mad Dog Malone showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Mad Dog Malone's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Ape moves out of range of the strikes.
Ape tries to counter by clinching up but Malone breaks away and moves out of range.
Ape checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Malone misses with a wild body shot.
A solid leg kick lands there for Malone.
Malone throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Ape.
A big right from Malone misses.
A left lands for Malone.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ape chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Malone can pounce on him.
Ape showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Malone.
Malone misses with an uppercut

and Ape counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Ape.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ape looking to slow down the pace here.
A short right from Ape.
Malone tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ape's elbow.
Ape prevents Malone from breaking the clinch.
Ape lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Malone blocking some punches.
Malone has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Ape lands with a light punch inside.
Malone misses with a shot to the kidneys.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Ape.
Ape lands with a short shot to the head.
Malone wants to break the clinch but can't.
Malone swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Malone misses with the head strike.
Malone swings wildly with an uppercut but Ape uses good head movement to avoid it.
Malone working aggressively here.
Grey Ape has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ape trying to land knees to the body.
Ape throws a knee to the head but misses.
A nice left hand lands by Ape.
A short right from Malone on the inside.
A hook to the body from Malone.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ape fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Ape tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

Malone manages to break the clinch.
Mad Dog Malone is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Malone throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Malone blocks a head kick by Ape.
Ape stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Malone.
Ape stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Malone.
Ape looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Malone ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ape moves away.
Ape is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Malone.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ape steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Malone.
Ape appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Nice uppercut there from Malone.
Malone scores with a sloppy right hand. Ape should have avoided that one.
Malone digs a good hook to Ape's body.
Malone misses with a low kick.
Malone throws a body shot but no joy.
Malone moves into range and connects with a jab.
Malone is looking to score with low kicks.
Ape throws a head kick that misses.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Ape throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Malone misses with a leg kick
and Ape counters with an outside leg kick.
Ape shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Malone misses with an uppercut. Ape saw that one coming.
A left lands for Malone.
Ape tries to close the distance and clinch up but Malone swats him away and circles back towards the center.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ape checks a leg kick.
Ape moves forwards but Malone connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Malone lands a nice looking body kick.
A punch combination from Malone misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mad Dog Malone comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Malone winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 27:30
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 27:30
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mad Dog Malone!

During a confident post fight interview, Mad Dog Malone thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Shock Linewood (ranked 1459 p4p, 2594 weight class) and William Snowdon (ranked 210 p4p, 363 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

185 cm
36
180
16 - 18 - 1
189 cm
33
176
22 - 8 - 0
BJJ Red Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Urban Fighter


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 18 - 1, fighting out of London, Shock Linewood!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, William Snowdon!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Dillan Fox and Gregory Folan.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snowdon misses with a takedown
and Linewood counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

Snowdon gets the takedown into side control.

Snowdon is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Linewood is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Linewood is trying to control Snowdon's posture but Snowdon avoids it.
Snowdon has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Linewood!
Linewood tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Linewood is squirming around, avoiding Snowdon's attempts to control the action.
Snowdon is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Linewood tries to hold on but Snowdon pushes him away.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Linewood tries to improve his position but Snowdon has taken his back! Snowdon has a choke - it's sunk in pretty tight... Will Linewood tap? No... maybe... yes! He's tapped! Snowdon pushes Linewood away and gets up to celebrate with his corner!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). William Snowdon!
A victorious William Snowdon thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Beta Knox (ranked 1429 p4p, 2078 weight class) and Pit Canthropus Jr (ranked 192 p4p, 276 weight class). Knox comes to the cage accompanied by Anthrax | Fight Em Till You Can't. Canthropus Jr has chosen Austin Powers - Daddy Wasn't There as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

172 cm
41
161
26 - 25 - 0
175 cm
34
165
18 - 15 - 1
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Money Inc. (160Q with Proof ) 165$

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 25 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Beta Knox!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 15 - 1, fighting out of New York, Pit Canthropus Jr!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Alec Ball and Elvis Blanc.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Canthropus Jr takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Knox misses with a wild body shot.
Knox with a poor takedown
and Canthropus Jr counters with a series of strikes. Knox will be more careful next time no doubt.
Knox connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Canthropus Jr misses with a head kick.
Knox appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Knox darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Knox scores with a hook.
Canthropus Jr is rocked!
Canthropus Jr scores with a push kick.
Canthropus Jr is still on wobbly legs! Can Knox finish him?
Beta Knox seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Knox throws an overhand right that drops Canthropus Jr like a sack of potatoes! Knox dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Beta Knox!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Beta Knox waved his t-shirt featuring Money Inc. (160Q with Proof ) 165$ 's logo in front of the cameras.
Pit Canthropus Jr was interviewed post fight and said 'I blame this on my shit genetics. Fuck you Dad!'.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Spinning Fire (ranked 1742 p4p, 2193 weight class) and Jon Nolan (ranked 226 p4p, 281 weight class). The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

209 cm
26
290
12 - 5 - 0
199 cm
32
277
15 - 6 - 0
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine
Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Brooklyn Apothecary


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Spinning Fire!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jon Nolan!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Trevor Gratis and Alec Ball.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Nolan scores with a body shot.
Nolan throws a good cross that connects.
Nolan throws a hook to the side of Fire's head but Fire sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Nolan throws a looping overhand right but Fire ducks down to avoid it.
Fire changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Nolan swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Fire drops down looking for a counter takedown but Nolan sprawls and moves away.
Nolan swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Fire drops down looking for a counter takedown but Nolan sprawls and moves away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nolan misses with a looping right.
Fire showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Nolan.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fire keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Nolan.
Fire changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Fire moves away from the strike by Nolan.
Fire takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Fire has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Fire avoids the body shot from Nolan.

Nolan lands a left and a right that send Fire crashing to the mat, dazed. Nolan thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Fire is rocked!
It looks like Spinning Fire has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Nolan.
Fire appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A swing and a miss from Nolan.
Nolan throws a lazy right hand but Fire sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Fire feinted with a counter takedown.
Nolan throws the left hand but Fire avoids the punch easily.
Nolan looks to score with a jab to the body but Fire is just out of range.
Fire attempts a counter takedown but Nolan avoids it well and moves away.
Fire takes a shot right to the bread basket.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nolan misses with a looping right.
Nolan misses with an uppercut

and Fire counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Nolan!
Fire scoring with punches and elbows.
Nolan is trying to buck Fire off.
Nolan avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Fire.
Fire misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Nolan really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Fire. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Nolan takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Fire lands an elbow.
Fire has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Nolan!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fire breaks from Nolan's wrist control and lands an elbow.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
BOOM! Fire connects with a massive shot to the dome!
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Fire cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Nolan is rocked!
Fire postures up and throws a big right hand. BOOM! Right on the button! Nolan is out cold - huge knockout for Fire!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Spinning Fire!
A relieved looking Spinning Fire thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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Co-main event

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between White Privilege (ranked 1168 p4p, 1874 weight class) and Roy Finnegan (ranked 181 p4p, 280 weight class). Privilege kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is John Denver - Country Roads. Finnegan has chosen The Rogues - Gravel Walk as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

181 cm
33
184
16 - 2 - 0
175 cm
41
180
28 - 15 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, White Privilege!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 15 - 0, fighting out of London, Roy Finnegan!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Elvis Blanc and William Peck.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Finnegan misses with a left hand
enabling Privilege to counter with a crisp jab.
Privilege misses with a right hand
and Finnegan counters with a stiff right hand.
Finnegan defending well as Privilege loads up on a big left hand.
Finnegan throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Privilege connects with the punch.
Finnegan slips a straight right by Privilege.
Privilege lands a right hook to the body.
Finnegan throws a lazy uppercut
and Privilege counters with a nice leg kick.
Finnegan throws an off balance right hand
and Privilege counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Finnegan throws a predictable looking body shot
and Privilege connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Finnegan bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Finnegan moves into range and connects with a jab.
Privilege clobbers Finnegan with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Privilege bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Finnegan misses with a double jab
and Privilege makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Finnegan really felt that one!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Privilege scores with a decent looking hook.
Privilege throws the left hand but Finnegan avoids the punch easily.
Finnegan now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Finnegan misses with an uppercut
and Privilege counters with an inside leg kick.
Privilege throws a nice outside leg kick.
Privilege chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Privilege lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Finnegan scores with a jab to the body.
Privilege has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Marijuana Gardens in the buildup to the fight.
Finnegan swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Finnegan uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Finnegan throws a combination that misses
and Privilege counters with a slapping leg kick.
Finnegan throws the left hand but Privilege avoids the punch easily.
Privilege thumps Finnegan with a low kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Finnegan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Privilege.
Privilege fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Finnegan has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Privilege lands a nice shot that snaps Finnegan's head back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Privilege. That's going to slow Finnegan down.
Privilege throws a low kick but Finnegan moves out of range easily.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Privilege.
Finnegan misses the body punch
and Privilege counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Finnegan moves out of range of the leg kick from Privilege.
Finnegan ducks under a wild hook from Privilege.
Jab, jab by Finnegan - just one landing.
Privilege misses with a body kick.
Finnegan takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Finnegan fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Privilege lets loose with a powerful body kick. Finnegan will feel that in the morning.
Privilege scores with a push kick.
Privilege slips under a jab from Finnegan.
Privilege scores with a jab to the body.
Privilege connects with a single shot there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Privilege connects with an inside leg kick.
Finnegan misses with an uppercut.
Privilege lands a jab to Finnegan's midsection.
Finnegan throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Privilege cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
It looks like Roy Finnegan has been cut.
Finnegan misses the jab.
Finnegan throws a shot from downtown. Privilege moves away and avoids it.
Privilege dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Finnegan. That did some damage!
Privilege throws a jab but it's blocked by Finnegan.
Finnegan fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Privilege manages to avoid it.
It looked like Privilege was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Finnegan.
Finnegan misses the shot to the body.
Finnegan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Privilege.
Privilege was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Privilege jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
An inside leg kick from Privilege misses.
Finnegan throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Privilege counters with an inside leg kick.
Privilege connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Finnegan fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A chopping leg kick lands by Privilege.
Privilege misses with a looping right.
Finnegan is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Privilege with a body shot.
Finnegan uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Privilege.
Finnegan scores with a decent looking hook.
Finnegan throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Privilege.
Privilege uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Finnegan.
Privilege misses with a lunging right hand
and Finnegan counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Finnegan walks into a stiff left hand from Privilege.
Finnegan's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Nice defenses there by Privilege.
Privilege connects with a good right hand that stumbles Finnegan. Finnegan circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Finnegan avoids the body shot from Privilege.
A countering left hand to the body from Finnegan misses.
Privilege lands a nice shot to the body.
Finnegan works the jab nicely.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

White Privilege dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Roy Finnegan's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Both fighters circling a little - Privilege finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Privilege slips a jab from Finnegan.
Finnegan throws a lazy right hand but Privilege sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Privilege scores with a shot to the body.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Finnegan might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Privilege has got the better of the exchanges.
Finnegan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Privilege.
Finnegan is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Privilege.
Privilege throws a quick counter kick to the body but Finnegan avoids it.
Finnegan moves forwards but Privilege connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Finnegan misses with an uppercut. Privilege saw that one coming.
Finnegan throws out a loose jab but Privilege uses good head movement to avoid it.
Finnegan on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Privilege. Privilege obviously looking to wear him down.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Privilege misses with a hook. Finnegan ducked under it nicely.
Finnegan on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Privilege. Privilege obviously looking to wear him down.
Finnegan pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Privilege is looking to counter punch.
A big right from Privilege misses.
A big right from Finnegan misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Finnegan looks to throw the jab but Privilege is out of range.
Privilege drops his hands momentarily and Finnegan takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
A jab from Privilege does it's job there.
Privilege throws a looping overhand right but Finnegan ducks down to avoid it.
Finnegan misses the jab.
Privilege thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Finnegan if he has to take too many more of those.
Finnegan throws a big shot that misses.
Privilege takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Privilege moves away from the strike by Finnegan.
Privilege misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Finnegan.
Nice jab there from Privilege.
Finnegan rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Privilege counters with an outside leg kick.
Privilege scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Finnegan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Privilege throws out a loose jab but Finnegan uses good head movement to avoid it.
Finnegan looks like he wants to counter punch here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Finnegan tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Privilege scores with a kick to the midsection.
Finnegan throws an overhand right that lands on Privilege's shoulder, as Privilege tries to avoid the shot.
Finnegan tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Privilege jabs Finnegan to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Privilege scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Privilege scores with a punch to the head.
Privilege chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Finnegan throws an overhand right that lands on Privilege's shoulder, as Privilege tries to avoid the shot.
Privilege throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Privilege scores with a jab to the head.
Privilege fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Privilege paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Finnegan scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Privilege scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Privilege avoids the body shot from Finnegan.
Finnegan misses with a hook
and Privilege counters with a left right combination that sends Finnegan crashing to the mat - Privilege wastes no time in diving on top of him and pounding Finnegan out for a TKO! Devastating finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:15 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). White Privilege!
During a confident post fight interview, White Privilege thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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Main event

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Tom Rivers (ranked 166 p4p, 577 weight class) and Ay Blyad (ranked 25 p4p, 79 weight class). Blyad has chosen luv as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

178 cm
37
157
25 - 13 - 0
177 cm
29
158
11 - 2 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tom Rivers!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ay Blyad!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Elvis Blanc and Steve Smith.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Blyad comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Blyad explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Rivers enables Blyad to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Rivers manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.

Blyad drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Rivers manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Blyad has Rivers in his guard.

Rivers controls from within his opponent's guard.

Blyad has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Rivers can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rivers tries to free his leg and advance position but Blyad is retaining full guard.

Blyad is looking for a triangle here but Rivers uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blyad is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Rivers tries to advance to mount but can't.
Rivers wants to lay and pray for a moment but Blyad keeps working.
Blyad is trying to control Rivers's posture but Rivers avoids it.
Blyad tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Rivers presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Blyad bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rivers keeping full guard, as Blyad tries to pass.

Blyad postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Rivers is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Blyad, into his guard.

Rivers forces his way into half guard.

Blyad looking for subs from the bottom but Rivers mounts him!
Blyad can't escape the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blyad tries to hold on but Rivers postures up.
Blyad is wriggling around trying to escape.
Blyad keeps trying to improve his position.
Blyad is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blyad is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Rivers takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Rivers avoids the attempt from Blyad to control.
Blyad manages to regain half guard. Good work.

Blyad is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Rivers pulls his head out easily.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

Blyad actively working from the bottom here.

Blyad looking for submissions off his back.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Tom Rivers dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Blyad misses with a leg kick
and Rivers counters with a left to the body.
Nice body punch from Blyad.
Rivers avoids a punch combination nicely.
The fighters circle momentarily. Rivers darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
A big left from Blyad misses.
Rivers looks to land a right hand but Blyad moved out of range.
No luck for Blyad with that takedown attempt.
A looping hook to the body misses from Blyad. Rivers does a little dance to reset his feet.
It looked like Rivers wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Blyad throws the left hand but Rivers avoids the punch easily.
Blyad lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A nice inside leg kick there by Rivers. That's going to slow Blyad down.
Blyad displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Rivers throws out the jab.
Rivers misses the jab.
Rivers misses with a looping left.
Rivers keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Rivers digs a good hook to Blyad's body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Blyad.
Blyad throws a leg kick
letting Rivers counter with a right hand.
Blyad tried to score with a low kick but Rivers checks it.
Blyad throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Blyad lands with a good body shot.
Blyad buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Rivers throws a jab but it's blocked by Blyad.
Blyad is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Rivers rather than just go for the knockout.
Blyad thows a body kick. Rivers tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Blyad swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Rivers counters with a straight right hand.
Blyad steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Rivers. That one must have hurt.
Blyad fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rivers manages to avoid it.

Blyad shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Blyad wants to pass the guard but Rivers is keeping the position.

Blyad drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Rivers manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Blyad has Rivers in his guard.


That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rivers engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Blyad keeping moving, preventing Rivers from controlling successfully.

Blyad escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Rivers gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Rivers looking to control the position here, rather than advance.

Blyad throws his legs up looking for a submission but Rivers uses it to pass to side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blyad tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Blyad trying his best to control but Rivers has mounted him.
Blyad is looking to get to half guard.
Rivers controlling the position easily from mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Blyad tries to hold on but Rivers pushes him away.
Rivers prevents Blyad from getting the reversal.
Rivers trying to control but Blyad is having none of it.
Blyad working to try and regain half guard.
Blyad tries to lock up and control but Rivers gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Blyad bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Blyad looking to sit in guard and control but Rivers gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Tom Rivers dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.

Blyad misses with a low kick.
Rivers looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Blyad fails with a takedown attempt.
Rivers moves out of range of the body kick from Blyad.
Rivers lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Blyad has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Blyad there as he acknowledges the shot.
Rivers has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Rivers there as he acknowledges the shot.
Blyad throws a solid leg kick but Rivers takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Blyad.
Rivers dips to his left and cracks Blyad with an uppercut!
Blyad darts in looking for a takedown but Rivers gets double underhooks and turns Blyad into the cage.
Blyad ducks under a wild hook from Rivers.
Blyad feints and then cracks Rivers's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Rivers down.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Rivers lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Blyad has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Blyad and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Rivers tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Blyad was well out of range. Poor timing from Rivers.
Blyad with the counter takedown but Rivers avoids it easily.
Rivers throws a solid leg kick but Blyad takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Rivers.
Blyad swings for the body but Rivers moves out of range.
Blyad takes one to the chin there.
Rivers punishes Blyad's body with a nice straight punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blyad throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Rivers missing with a left hand there. Blyad was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Blyad throws a half hearted mid kick.
Blyad looks to land a body kick but Rivers moved away.
Blyad throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A low kick from Blyad misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Rivers is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Blyad can do to turn this around?
Rivers throws the left hand but Blyad avoids the punch easily.
Blyad swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A decent looking cross lands there for Blyad.
Rivers looks to land a right hand but Blyad moved out of range.
A jab from Rivers finds it's way through Blyad's defenses.
Blyad dives in and grabs Rivers's left leg, looking for a takedown. Rivers pushes down on Blyad's head and hops out.
Tom Rivers has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ay Blyad.
Rivers misses with an uppercut. Blyad saw that one coming.
Ay Blyad seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rivers scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Blyad connects with a solid leg kick.
Blyad does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Rivers misses with an attempted mid kick.
Rivers catches Blyad with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rivers throws a body punch but Blyad moves out of range.
Blyad misses with a low kick.
Rivers misses with a body shot.
Rivers paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Blyad thumps Rivers with a low kick.
Blyad blocks the body kick.
Rivers doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Blyad swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Rivers scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Blyad tries to score with a low kick but Rivers moves his leg out of the way.
Blyad shoots and misses
and Rivers counters with a body kick.
Rivers throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Blyad shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Rivers sprawls well. Rivers wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Blyad gets slowly back to his feet.
Blyad takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Blyad keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Rivers keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Blyad.
A little feinted left hand from Rivers on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blyad fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rivers manages to avoid it.
Rivers has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Blyad.
Rivers throws a hook to the side of Blyad's head but Blyad sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Blyad looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Rivers throws a half hearted mid kick.
Blyad tries a low kick but Rivers avoids it.
Rivers lands a jab to the head.
Blyad throws a shot from downtown. Rivers moves away and avoids it.
Blyad staying out of range there.
Rivers lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Blyad throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Blyad shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Rivers fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Rivers throws a body punch but Blyad moves out of range.
Blyad keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Rivers.
Blyad on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A shot to the liver by Blyad. Beautiful body shot.
Tom Rivers is winning the standup battle so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blyad gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Rivers swings for the body but Blyad moves out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Blyad throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
A looping hook to the body misses from Rivers. Blyad does a little dance to reset his feet.
Blyad takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Blyad misses with a leg kick
and Rivers counters with a leg kick.
Rivers misses with a wild body shot.
Blyad looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Rivers appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Tom Rivers is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Rivers keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Rivers appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
A slow jab from Blyad misses its intended target.
Blyad defending well as Rivers loads up on a big left hand.
Rivers uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Blyad.
Rivers misses with a hook.
Blyad uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Rivers.
Blyad feints the counter takedown.
Blyad connects with a looping right hand.
Blyad throws an off balance right hand
and Rivers counters with a stiff right hand.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Tom Rivers clearly takes that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Blyad misses with a series of wild punches.
Blyad throws a right hand that misses
and Rivers counters with a straight right hand.
Rivers takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Blyad keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Rivers.
Blyad throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Blyad throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Rivers tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Blyad was well out of range. Poor timing from Rivers.
Blyad changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Rivers fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Blyad manages to avoid it.
Rivers moves out of range as Blyad throws a body kick.
Blyad misses with a hook. Rivers ducked under it nicely.
Rivers scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters circling - Rivers throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Rivers throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Blyad sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Blyad dives in and grabs Rivers's left leg, looking for a takedown. Rivers pushes down on Blyad's head and hops out.
Rivers feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Rivers moves out of range as Blyad strikes.
Blyad's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Blyad misses the body punch
and Rivers counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blyad uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Rivers.
Blyad misses with a low kick.
Blyad throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Rivers lands a right hook to the body.
Rivers sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Rivers misses with a wild body shot.
Blyad pivots, looking for a leg kick but Rivers is out of range and Blyad settles back down.
Rivers is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
A shot to the liver by Blyad. Beautiful body shot.
Rivers misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Blyad.
Blyad connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Rivers momentarily.
Blyad ducks under a wild hook from Rivers.
Rivers misses with a low kick as Blyad jumps back.
A swing and a miss from Blyad.
Blyad blocks a jab.
Rivers lands with a straight right. Blyad didn't see that one coming.
A looping hook to the body misses from Blyad. Rivers does a little dance to reset his feet.
Rivers takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rivers throws the left hand but Blyad avoids the punch easily.
Blyad throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Blyad swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rivers dips to his left and cracks Blyad with an uppercut!
Sloppy strikes from Blyad. Those never looked like landing.
Rivers misses the shot to the body.
Blyad tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Rivers was well out of range. Poor timing from Blyad.
Blyad takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Blyad misses with a hook. Rivers ducked under it nicely.
Rivers scoring well with a low kick there.
A slow jab from Rivers misses its intended target.
Blyad moves out of range as Rivers throws a body kick.
Rivers misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Blyad.
Blyad throws a shot from downtown. Rivers moves away and avoids it.
Rivers loads up on a big right hand but Blyad slips the punch.
Blyad works Rivers's body with a nice hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blyad misses with a low kick.
Rivers scoring well with a low kick there.
Rivers throws a front kick aimed at Blyad's knee but Blyad avoids it well.
Blyad takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

Blyad scores with a takedown into Rivers's guard.
Rivers is adopting a defensive guard.
Rivers wants to sweep here but Blyad controlling him for the moment.

Blyad drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Rivers dives on top into guard.


Blyad is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Rivers got a little sloppy there for a moment and Blyad has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Rivers has managed to get both his arms back between Blyad's legs - danger averted.

Blyad working for a triangle but Rivers defends it easily.
Rivers controlling from the top position.

Blyad looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Rivers passes into side control.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close fourth round but I would say that Tom Rivers will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Rivers scores with a decent looking hook.
Blyad misses with a body kick.
Blyad throws a looping overhand right but Rivers ducks down to avoid it.
Blyad throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Rivers with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Rivers jabs at Blyad's body.
Rivers works Blyad's body with a nice hook.
Rivers avoids the body shot from Blyad.
Rivers misses with a straight right.
Rivers throws a body punch but Blyad moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rivers lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Blyad.
Rivers throws the kick towards the body but Blyad avoids it.
Blyad blocks a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blyad takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Rivers with a nice calf kick.
Blyad tries to score a power double leg takedown but Rivers sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Blyad somewhat.
Rivers throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Blyad sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Blyad avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Blyad misses the target.
Rivers cracks Blyad with a good jab.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Rivers lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Blyad has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Blyad and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Blyad gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Rivers lands a jab to the nose.
Rivers lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
The fighters circling - Blyad throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Blyad misses with an uppercut. Rivers saw that one coming.
Rivers looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Ay Blyad has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blyad with a nice calf kick.
Blyad throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Rivers.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rivers scores with a nice right hand.
Blyad throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Blyad tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Rivers was well out of range. Poor timing from Blyad.
Rivers throwing a counter right hand but Blyad manages to avoid it.
Blyad throws a lazy right hand but Rivers sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Blyad ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rivers moves away.
Rivers throws a body punch but Blyad moves out of range.
Blyad shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Rivers but Rivers pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Tom Rivers has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ay Blyad.
Rivers misses with a looping right.
Blyad misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rivers.
Blyad keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Rivers.
Blyad with the counter takedown but Rivers avoids it easily.
Rivers wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Blyad misses with an uppercut.
A shot to the body from Blyad misses
enabling Rivers to counter with a crisp jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rivers misses with a body shot.
Rivers feints and then cracks Blyad's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Blyad down.
The fighters circle momentarily. Rivers darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Blyad throws a right hand that misses
and Rivers counters with a low kick, right behind Blyad 's knee.
Blyad lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Rivers circles away quickly and effectively.
Blyad needs to keep his hands up - Rivers had a free shot at his head there.
A nice inside leg kick there by Blyad. That's going to slow Rivers down.
Blyad misses with a wild combination.
Tom Rivers is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Rivers misses with a head kick.
Rivers lands with a good body shot.
Blyad throws a body punch but Rivers moves out of range.
Rivers lands a glancing blow to the side of Blyad's head.
Blyad looks to throw a body kick
letting Rivers counter with a right hand.
The fighters circle momentarily. Rivers darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rivers loads up on a big right hand but Blyad slips the punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blyad scores with a jab.
Blyad with a lazy takedown attempt
and Rivers counters with a stiff right hand.
Rivers throws a hook but Blyad blocks it.
Rivers checks a leg kick.
Rivers scores with a body shot.
Rivers lands a glancing blow to the side of Blyad's head.
Blyad walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Rivers checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Blyad throws a jab but it's blocked by Rivers.
A left lands for Rivers.
Blyad tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Rivers swivels and escapes.
Rivers dips to his left and cracks Blyad with an uppercut!
Rivers cracks Blyad with a right hand to the side of the head.
A shot to the liver by Rivers. Beautiful body shot.
Rivers lands a jab to Blyad's midsection.
Nice body kick there by Rivers.
Blyad swings widly with a right hand
and Rivers counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tom Rivers showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Rivers has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 50:45
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 50:45
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 50:45

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tom Rivers!

Tom Rivers retains his lightweight title!
Tom Rivers bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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