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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Rounin Hashima (ranked 2087 p4p, 1981 weight class) and Muuka Laine (ranked 124 p4p, 116 weight class). Laine has chosen Thats Not Me as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Muuka Laine has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Rounin Hashima's chin.

170 cm
25
135
10 - 9 - 0
176 cm
44
146
32 - 23 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Rounin Hashima!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 23 - 0, fighting out of London, Muuka Laine!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Steve Erwin and John Mangel.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Laine takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Hashima closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Hashima ducks under a wild hook from Laine.
As Laine tries to get set, Hashima tries to push him back and clinch up but Laine manages to avoid the attempt.
A lazy left from Laine finds it's target.
Laine throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Laine throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Hashima counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Hashima.
Hashima goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Laine working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A short uppercut from Hashima.
A left hand lands to the body for Hashima.
Laine tries to throw a body punch but Hashima avoids it by throwing Laine back against the cage.
Laine misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hashima blocking some punches.
Hashima tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Laine doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hashima avoiding damage as Laine throws knees to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Laine misses with a punch to the body.
Laine misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Hashima.
Hashima working aggressively here.
Hashima lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Hashima managing to block the knees to the body from Laine.
Laine blocking some punches.
Hashima scores with a shot to the side of Laine's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hashima lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Laine blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Laine struggles to land a body shot inside as Hashima controls his hands.
Hashima throws a punch but it's blocked by Laine.
Hashima misses with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hashima.
Hashima lands a hook to the side of the head.
Hashima throws a head punch that misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Laine throws an elbow but misses.
Laine blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hashima misses with a short punch on the inside.
Laine tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Laine misses with a punch to the body.
Hashima tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short left from Hashima.
Hashima scores with a hook to the body.
Hashima swings wildly with an uppercut but Laine uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hashima swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A right hand to the body from Hashima.
A left hand lands to the body for Hashima.
Hashima misses with a punch on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Laine doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hashima lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Hashima has a couple of punches blocked by Laine.
A short body shot lands from Laine as the two fighters clinch.
Hashima blocks an elbow strike from Laine.
A right handed body shot lands from Laine.
Hashima prevents a body shot from Laine.
Hashima misses with some punches.
A right hand to the body from Hashima.
Laine throws a head punch that misses.
Hashima lands a nice uppercut.
Hashima is working Laine over against the cage.
Hashima lands an uppercut.
Laine has a couple of punches blocked by Hashima.
Laine tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Hashima avoids it.
Laine takes a shot to the head.
Hashima stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Nice body punch from Hashima.
Laine wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Laine tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Laine tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hashima's elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hashima lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Hashima.
Hashima has a couple of punches blocked by Laine.
Hashima lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Laine tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A nice right hand lands inside from Hashima.
Laine tries to throw a body punch but Hashima avoids it by throwing Laine back against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Hashima.
Hashima lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Laine or not.
Hashima swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Laine misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A hook to the body from Hashima.
A head punch on the inside from Hashima fails to land.
Laine crunches a lovely knee into Hashima's ribcage.
Good body shot from Hashima.
Hashima lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hashima pushes Laine back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Hashima stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Laine looks winded!
A short uppercut from Hashima.
Laine misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Hashima misses with some punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Laine throws an elbow that misses.
A body shot lands from Hashima.
Laine swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hashima lands a right hand.
Hashima cracks Laine with a nice body shot.
Hashima lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Laine backwards.
Hashima lands a left hand.
Laine takes a shot to the head.
Hashima lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Laine tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hashima's elbow.
Hashima working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Hashima throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Laines head.
Laine misses with a punch to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Hashima.
Hashima works on Laine's body with a couple of short punches.
A right hand to the body from Hashima.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Laine blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hashima works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Laine trying to land knees to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Laine.
Hashima working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Rounin Hashima dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

A shot to the liver by Hashima. Beautiful body shot.
Hashima misses with an uppercut
and Laine counters with a two punch combo.
Laine uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hashima.
Laine misses with a low kick.
Hashima seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Hashima misses with a body shot.
Hashima cracks Laine with a right hand to the side of the head.
Hashima's jab looks to have found its range, popping Laine under the eye.
Hashima ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Hashima tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Laine manages to circle out of the way.
Hashima misses with a straight left.
Laine feints a counter leg kick.
Laine has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Laine there as he acknowledges the shot.
Hashima throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hashima sizes up Laine with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
The fighters circling - Hashima throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Laine appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hashima closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Hashima drops his hands momentarily and Laine takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Laine throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Hashima stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Muuka Laine seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Hashima has Laine up against the cage in a clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Laine goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Hashima misses with some punches.
Laine blocks an uppercut.
Laine landing knees to the body.
Laine tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hashima's elbow.
Laine tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Laine lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Hashima makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Laine blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Laine wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Laine.
Laine's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Hashima lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Hashima misses with the head strike.
Hashima throws a head punch that misses.
Hashima is working Laine over against the cage.
Laine misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Rounin Hashima has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Hashima misses with a punch on the inside.
Laine tries to throw a body punch but Hashima avoids it by throwing Laine back against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hashima scores with a nice hook to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hashima throws a punch but it's blocked by Laine.
Laine misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Hashima lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Hashima misses with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Hashima.
A body shot lands from Hashima.
Laine is breathing heavily.
Hashima blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Laine lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Hashima lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Laine backwards.
Hashima tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short right from Hashima.
Hashima fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hashima lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Laine or not.
Hashima lands a shoulder strike.
Laine trying to land knees to the body.
A short left from Hashima.

Hashima breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Laine slips under a jab from Hashima.
Hashima throws a big shot that misses.
Laine swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hashima misses with a double jab.
Hashima misses with a looping left.
Hashima moves out of range as Laine strikes.
Hashima fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Laine manages to avoid it.
Laine throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hashima throws a hook but Laine avoids it easily.
Laine throws a low kick but it's checked well by Hashima.
Hashima connects with the punch.
Laine throws a low kick, looking for Hashima's leg but Hashima calmly moves out of range.
Laine lands with a right hand.
Laine on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Laine lands a slapping body shot.
Laine takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Laine tries to land a front kick but Hashima steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Hashima slips under a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Laine misses with a kick to the body.
Hashima is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Laine.
Laine uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hashima lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Laine circles away quickly and effectively.
Hashima throws a jab when Laine was well out of range.
Laine throws out a counter right but Hashima avoids it with no problem.
Hashima throws a nice looking combination but Laine bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Laine scores with a hook.
Hashima lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Laine swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Laine misses with a low kick.
Hashima connects with a single shot there.
Laine connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hashima scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Laine doesn't seem bothered though.
Hashima lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Hashima's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Hashima duly obliges.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Rounin Hashima dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Hashima throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Laine scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Hashima swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Laine throws a sloppy head kick and Hashima moves out of range easily.
Hashima misses with a two punch combination.
Laine swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Laine takes one on the button.
Hashima throws a jab but it's blocked by Laine.
Laine throws the left hand but Hashima avoids the punch easily.
Laine throws a looping overhand right but Hashima ducks down to avoid it.
Laine throws a hook but Hashima blocks it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hashima slips under a jab from Laine.
Laine throws a half hearted mid kick.
Laine takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Hashima ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Laine takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Laine is looking to land body kicks.
Hashima uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Laine.
Hashima tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Laine manages to circle out of the way.
Laine takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Nice body kick from Laine.
Laine uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hashima.
Laine throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hashima is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Laine.
Laine thows a left - swing and a miss!
Nice straight punches there by Hashima. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Hashima.
Hashima connects with a nice looking jab.
Laine goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
No joy there for Laine, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
As Laine tries to get set, Hashima tries to push him back and clinch up but Laine manages to avoid the attempt.

Hashima gets a clinch.
Laine throws a head punch that misses.
Hashima stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Laine takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Hashima lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Laine throws a head punch that misses.
Muuka Laine has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good body shot from Hashima.
Hashima scores with a nice hook to the head.
Hashima is leaning against Laine and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Hashima softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Hashima cracks Laine with a nice body shot.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Hashima.
Laine working aggressively here.
Hashima keeps control of Laine as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Hashima lands an uppercut.
Hashima lands a shoulder strike.
Laine throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Hashima blocks it with crossed arms.
Hashima prevents a body shot from Laine.
Hashima presses Laine against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Laine misses with the head strike.
Hashima avoids a wild elbow strike from Laine.
Hashima scores with a shoulder strike.
Hashima working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Hashima lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A short right from Hashima on the inside.
Laine is rocked!
Laine tries to break free but Hashima pushes him back against the cage.
Laine is still on wobbly legs! Can Hashima finish him?

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hashima lands an uppercut.
Laine misses with an elbow strike.
Laine swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Laine seems to have recovered his senses.
Hashima lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Laine backwards.
Hashima lands a hook to the side of the head.
Hashima lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Hashima lands a shoulder strike.
Hashima lands a right hand.
Hashima presses Laine against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Hashima lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Hashima lands a big right hand that drops Laine! The killer instinct kicks in and Hashima finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Hashima!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:41 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rounin Hashima!
In his post fight interview, Rounin Hashima started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
Muuka Laine was interviewed post fight and said 'Don’t Worry Ill Train Hard And Win'.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Gilmat Kirk (ranked 1253 p4p, 2002 weight class) and Harry McQuirre (ranked 138 p4p, 217 weight class). Kirk comes to the cage accompanied by Lords of Iron. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Harry McQuirre enters the cage!

170 cm
35
148
12 - 7 - 0
178 cm
34
160
28 - 16 - 0
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Barry Bonds Performance Enhancers -160Q

Conquer
Brooklyn Apothecary


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Gilmat Kirk!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Harry McQuirre!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Summer Carpenter and Eliza Hachem.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kirk connects with a leg kick.
Kirk misses with a looping right.
McQuirre swats away the attempt to clinch by Kirk.
McQuirre connects with a body shot that sends Kirk's belly button to the back.
Kirk looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? McQuirre is fending him off so far but Kirk persists. Nope, McQuirre circles away and we're back to standing.
McQuirre looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
A chopping leg kick lands by McQuirre.
Kirk moves in looking to clinch but McQuirre pushes him off.
McQuirre leaves Kirk with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Kirk wants to clinch
and McQuirre counters with a stiff right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Kirk darts in and clinches McQuirre up against the cage.
Kirk is trying to drag McQuirre to the mat but McQuirre just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gilmat Kirk. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McQuirre swings away with an uppercut that misses.
McQuirre scores with an uppercut up the middle.

McQuirre manages to break the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kirk tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but McQuirre paws at him with a jab and circles away.
McQuirre lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Kirk is looking to clinch.
Kirk looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Horrible takedown attempt by Kirk or perhaps it was just good defense by McQuirre, which made it look bad.
McQuirre connects with a high kick.
Kirk shoots in looking for a takedown. McQuirre tries to sprawl out of it but Kirk keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. McQuirre manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
McQuirre cracks Kirk with a right hand to the side of the head.
McQuirre lands a leg kick that knocks Kirk off balance momentarily.
McQuirre scores with a body shot.
McQuirre slaps away a takedown attempt from Kirk, before circling back to the center of the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McQuirre throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kirk tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but McQuirre paws at him with a jab and circles away.

Kirk has closed the distance and engaged McQuirre in a clinch.
McQuirre lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Kirk drops to a knee looking for a takedown but McQuirre gets the underhooks and prevents it.

McQuirre breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Kirk ducks right into an uppercut from McQuirre.
Kirk tries to clinch but McQuirre moves out of range.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts McQuirre, as that shot connected.
Kirk darts in looking for a takedown but McQuirre gets double underhooks and turns Kirk into the cage.

McQuirre escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A jab from McQuirre finds it's way through Kirk's defenses.
Kirk tries to close the distance and clinch up but McQuirre swats him away and circles back towards the center.
McQuirre scores with a leg kick.
McQuirre scores with a head kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Kirk looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McQuirre connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Nice takedown defense from McQuirre. No joy for Kirk on that attempt.
McQuirre throws out a counter right but Kirk avoids it with no problem.
McQuirre listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
McQuirre avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
McQuirre shapes to counter with a head kick.
Kirk dives in for a single leg takedown but McQuirre sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.

McQuirre breaks the clinch.

Kirk has closed the distance and engaged McQuirre in a clinch.
A right hand to the body from McQuirre.
McQuirre gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Kirk.
McQuirre goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kirk tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
McQuirre is trying to push Kirk away but Kirk has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Kirk prevents McQuirre from breaking the clinch.
Kirk is trying to stall.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Kirk lands a takedown into guard.

McQuirre scrambles and gets back to his feet.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kirk has his takedown stuffed
and McQuirre counters with a stiff right hand.
Kirk on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
McQuirre misses with a head kick.
Kirk just misses with a punch to the body.

Kirk forces McQuirre back against the cage and clinches.
Kirk tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. McQuirre smiles and moves away.
Kirk moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Kirk takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A big left from McQuirre misses.
McQuirre has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
McQuirre tries a head kick but it misses.
Kirk fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Harry McQuirre dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Kirk throws a combination but it was largely blocked by McQuirre.
A little jabbing left from McQuirre on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
McQuirre tests Kirk's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kirk.

Kirk closes the distance and clinches.
McQuirre has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Kirk is stalling here.

McQuirre breaks the clinch.
McQuirre lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Kirk throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around McQuirre's waist but McQuirre gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Kirk off to one side.
McQuirre scores with a kick to the body.
Kirk misses with a takedown
and McQuirre counters with a stiff right hand.
Kirk tries a low kick but McQuirre avoids it.

Kirk feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kirk prevents McQuirre from getting back to his feet.
Kirk trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.

McQuirre is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. Kirk presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat.

McQuirre escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
McQuirre circles away from the clinch attempt.
Kirk dives in for a single leg takedown but McQuirre sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gilmat Kirk. That's going to take a lot out of him.

McQuirre escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Kirk is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Kirk looks to land a right hand but McQuirre moved out of range.
McQuirre pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kirk tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. McQuirre manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
McQuirre throws a half hearted mid kick.
McQuirre scores with a crisp jab that stopped Kirk in his tracks.
Kirk tries to clinch up.
McQuirre was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Kirk tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. McQuirre manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Kirk waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McQuirre.
McQuirre ducks under a wild hook from Kirk.
McQuirre swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Nice uppercut lands for McQuirre. That snapped Kirk's head back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kirk ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McQuirre moves away.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McQuirre misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kirk.
Kirk tries to close the distance and clinch but McQuirre swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Kirk moves to clinch but McQuirre breaks away
and McQuirre counters with a straight right hand.
Kirk takes a body punch but keeps moving.
McQuirre keeps the fight on the outside.
McQuirre was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Kirk showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from McQuirre.
Gilmat Kirk seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Kirk feints and as McQuirre raises his hands in defense, Kirk changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.

McQuirre has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Kirk off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Kirk tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. McQuirre manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
McQuirre moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

Kirk shoots in and bounces McQuirre off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kirk postures up in McQuirre's guard and throws a big left but McQuirre blocks it.
McQuirre wants to stand and escape but Kirk is having none of it.

Kirk postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! McQuirre is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Kirk, into his guard.

McQuirre has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Kirk is proving hard to escape from.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McQuirre won't allow Kirk to sweep him here.
McQuirre is looking to stand up but Kirk won't let him.

McQuirre decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Kirk, up you get!
Kirk closes this distance looking for a takedown but McQuirre circles away.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from McQuirre! But no joy.
McQuirre connects with a solid leg kick.
Kirk tries for a takedown but McQuirre sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McQuirre misses with a head kick.
Kirk shoots in for a takedown but McQuirre shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Harry McQuirre seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Kirk tries to close the distance and clinch up but McQuirre swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A little jabbing left from McQuirre on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Kirk chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before McQuirre can pounce on him.
McQuirre throws a head kick that misses.
Kirk tries to clinch up.
McQuirre keeps the fight on the outside.
McQuirre lands a nice leg kick that just misses Kirk's sensitive parts.
Kirk is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Kirk shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. McQuirre defends it nicely.
A little jabbing left from McQuirre on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kirk with a poor takedown
and McQuirre counters with a flying knee. Nice.
McQuirre swats away the attempt to clinch by Kirk.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Harry McQuirre showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

McQuirre connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
McQuirre avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Kirk scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Kirk fails with a takedown attempt.
Good leg kick by McQuirre.
McQuirre circles away from the clinch attempt
and McQuirre counters with a nice body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kirk is trying hard to land a takedown here. McQuirre sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
McQuirre scores with a jab. Kirk acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Gilmat Kirk is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
McQuirre stuffs the takedown attempt from Kirk. Kirk gets slowly back to his feet.
McQuirre is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gilmat Kirk. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kirk wants to clinch
and McQuirre counters with a nice uppercut.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kirk tries to clinch but McQuirre moves out of range.
Kirk tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but McQuirre swivels and escapes.
Kirk shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as McQuirre sprawls well. McQuirre wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Kirk gets slowly back to his feet.
McQuirre now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
McQuirre lunges at Kirk with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Kirk's hand.
McQuirre tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kirk tries to clinch up but McQuirre circles away and keeps his distance.
Kirk takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
McQuirre scores with a hook.
McQuirre buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Nice sprawl there from McQuirre as Kirk shoots in.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Kirk pushes McQuirre up against the cage in a clinch.

McQuirre breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kirk tries for a takedown but McQuirre circles away easily
and McQuirre counters with a nice leg kick.
McQuirre throws a series of punches but Kirk moves out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kirk wants to clinch.
Kirk fails with an attempt to clinch.

Kirk rushes McQuirre and presses him up against the cage.

McQuirre breaks the clinch.
Kirk throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around McQuirre's waist but McQuirre gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Kirk off to one side.
McQuirre throws a sloppy head kick and Kirk moves out of range easily.
McQuirre throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Kirk.
McQuirre chopping away at his opponent's legs.
McQuirre attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kirk fails in his attempt to clinch.
A jab from McQuirre does it's job there.
McQuirre avoids the head kick by Kirk.
Kirk with a poor takedown
and McQuirre counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Kirk is rocked!
Kirk fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Oh Kirk is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Kirk tries for a takedown but McQuirre circles away easily

and McQuirre counters with a head kick that drops Kirk to the mat! Kirk scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!
Kirk is looking to clinch but McQuirre is avoiding it.
McQuirre keeps the fight on the outside.
Harry McQuirre is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kirk misses with a low kick.
McQuirre is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
The fight stays on the outside here - Kirk looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Harry McQuirre is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McQuirre throws a head kick that misses.
Kirk seems to have got his legs back now.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McQuirre cracks Kirk with an open hand slap.
Gilmat Kirk has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kirk shoots in for a takedown but McQuirre shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
McQuirre swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Kirk takes a kick to the side of the head.
Kirk misses with a jab to the body
and McQuirre counters with a head kick.
McQuirre connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Kirk looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? McQuirre is fending him off so far but Kirk persists. Nope, McQuirre circles away and we're back to standing.
McQuirre stuns Kirk with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Kirk throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A low kick from Kirk is predictable there
and McQuirre counters with a nice body shot.
McQuirre lands a high kick!
McQuirre lands with a good body shot.
Kirk throws out a leg kick but McQuirre moves out of range and Kirk only half commits.
Kirk tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McQuirre was well out of range. Poor timing from Kirk.

And that's the end of the fight!
Harry McQuirre comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got McQuirre winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 27:30
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 27:30
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Harry McQuirre!

In his post fight interview, Harry McQuirre started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Tatu Kurri (ranked 862 p4p, 1363 weight class) and Sebastian Kluba (ranked 126 p4p, 187 weight class). Kluba is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Kiss The Girl. This should be fireworks!

184 cm
33
176
20 - 12 - 0
179 cm
33
177
20 - 20 - 0
BJJ Red Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Tatu Kurri!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sebastian Kluba!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Steve Erwin and Hugh Johnson.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kluba dips to his left and cracks Kurri with an uppercut!

Kurri shoots in and gets a takedown into Kluba's guard.
Kluba is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Kurri is controlling him.
Kurri looking to pass the guard.
Kluba looking to hit a scissor sweep but Kurri is one step ahead there.
Kluba avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

Kurri drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Kluba dives on top into guard.

Kluba lands a couple of decent looking shots.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kluba trying to control the position from guard on top but Kurri is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Kurri throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Kurri trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kurri manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Kluba manages to get himself to full guard.

Kurri trying to control but Kluba is working from the bottom.
Kurri looking to pass the guard.
Kurri trying to control but Kluba is working from the bottom.
Kurri tries to free his leg and advance position but Kluba is retaining full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kluba looking to control.
Kurri wants to pass the guard but Kluba is keeping the position.
Kurri preventing the sweep.
Kluba is adopting a defensive guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Kluba has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Kurri off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Kluba misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kurri.
Kurri appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Kurri throws a right hand that Kluba ducks under and follows up with a left that Kluba also avoids with ease.
Kluba now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Kurri steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kluba.
Kluba throws a lazy right hand but Kurri sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kurri is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Kluba takes one on the button.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kurri shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Kluba sprawls well. Kluba wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Kurri gets slowly back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kluba misses with an uppercut. Kurri saw that one coming.
Kurri getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
A big right from Kurri misses.
Despite the aggression on Kluba's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Kluba swings for the body but Kurri moves out of range.
Kurri tries to counter by clinching up but Kluba breaks away and moves out of range.
Kluba defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Kurri.
Kluba misses with a straight right.
Kluba stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Kluba wants it to stay on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tatu Kurri. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kurri pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

Kluba tries to keep at a distance but Kurri has taken the fight into the clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Kurri takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Kurri.

Kurri gets control of Kluba's arms and successfully pulls guard. Kurri will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Kluba connects with a couple of short punches.
Kluba trying to control but Kurri is working from the bottom.
Kluba must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Kurri controls Kluba momentarily but Kluba frees himself.
Kluba scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Kluba content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Kluba wants to control from the top but Kurri keeps moving.

Kurri is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Kluba is aware though and is defending well.
Kluba showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Tatu Kurri will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Kluba keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Kurri.
Kluba swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Kurri looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Kurri uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kluba.
Nice uppercut lands for Kurri. That snapped Kluba's head back.
Kluba misses with a series of wild punches.
Kurri missing with a left hand there. Kluba was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Kluba is throwing punches like he's double parked. Oh my word! Huge right hand from Kluba shuts the power down on Kurri. Lights out, game over! Kluba is your winner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Sebastian Kluba!
A very excited looking Sebastian Kluba made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
The defeated Tatu Kurri had this to say: 'ggwp'.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gauthier Delsarte (ranked 918 p4p, 2091 weight class) and Bad Kharma (ranked 27 p4p, 71 weight class). Delsarte comes into the arena with Ah Non Cest Terrible blaring out of the sound system. Kharma has chosen Hong kong fooey theme song as his entrance music. Gauthier Delsarte has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

225 cm
41
293
36 - 18 - 1
191 cm
28
280
5 - 2 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick
BJJ White Belt
World class MT
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 36 - 18 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Gauthier Delsarte!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bad Kharma !
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Ron Honeybunn and Ben Watson.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Delsarte misses the shot to the body.
Kharma cracks a nice hook into Delsarte's ribs.
Delsarte throws a leg kick but Kharma moved away.
Kharma throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Delsarte.
Kharma throws a sloppy head kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Kharma misses with an uppercut. Delsarte saw that one coming.
Kharma ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Delsarte moves away.
Kharma misses with a body shot.
Kharma wants to slow Delsarte down by chopping away at his legs.
Delsarte was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Kharma looks for the body kick but Delsarte saw that one coming.
Delsarte connects with an inside leg kick.
Delsarte fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Kharma has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kharma pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Delsarte throws a nice outside leg kick.
Delsarte misses with a low kick.
Kharma thows a leg kick but Delsarte checks it
and Delsarte counters with a nice uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Kharma drops Delsarte with a beautiful combination! Delsarte stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Kharma is looking for the KO!
It looks like Gauthier Delsarte has been cut.
Kharma takes one on the button.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A low kick from Delsarte is predictable there
and Kharma counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Kharma throws a predictable looking body shot
and Kharma takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
It looks like Bad Kharma has been cut.
Kharma on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Delsarte. Delsarte obviously looking to wear him down.
Kharma throws a leg kick but Delsarte checks it.
Delsarte cracks Kharma with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
We've been informed that Kharma has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Kharma blocks the body kick.
Kharma lands with a nice body punch.
Delsarte throws a quick inside leg kick.
Kharma throws a head kick that misses.
Delsarte moves out of range of the strikes.
Delsarte throws a leg kick but Kharma sees it coming and moves out of range.
Delsarte throws a shot to the body.
Delsarte takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Delsarte avoids the head kick by Kharma .
Delsarte feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Kharma takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Delsarte cracks a nice hook into Kharma 's ribs.
Delsarte looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kharma ducks right into an uppercut from Delsarte.
Delsarte scores with a hook.
Kharma has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Delsarte.
Delsarte tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kharma was well out of range. Poor timing from Delsarte.
Delsarte connects with a nice looking jab.
Delsarte's corner calls for a 1-2. Delsarte obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Delsarte scores with a nice head shot.
Delsarte is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Delsarte is looking to score with low kicks.
Delsarte misses with a few strikes there.
Kharma throws a lazy right hand but Delsarte sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Nice shot lands for Delsarte.
Delsarte scores with a nice strike.
Delsarte scores with a jab to the jaw.
Kharma needs to keep his hands up - Delsarte had a free shot at his head there.
Kharma pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kharma darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Gauthier Delsarte's cut is getting worse.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Delsarte ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Delsarte keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Kharma closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Kharma misses the jab.
Kharma throws a head kick that misses
and Delsarte cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Delsarte connects with a right hand. Kharma shakes it off.
Delsarte checks a leg kick nicely.
An inside leg kick lands from Delsarte.
Kharma swings away with a body shot that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Kharma walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Delsarte lands a slapping body shot.
Delsarte slips under a jab from Kharma .
Delsarte swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
A slapping leg kick lands for Delsarte.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A solid leg kick lands there for Kharma .
Kharma fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Delsarte manages to avoid it.
Delsarte connects with a nice looking jab.
Delsarte is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Delsarte lands a head shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Delsarte bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Kharma 's head backwards.
Kharma is rocked!
Delsarte fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Kharma is still on wobbly legs! Can Delsarte finish him?
That kick from Delsarte tenderised Kharma 's leg. Kharma is trying to keep his angry face on.
Kharma just misses with a punch to the body.
Kharma seems to have recovered his senses.
Delsarte pushes Kharma away with a front kick.
Kharma looks winded!
Delsarte dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Kharma . That did some damage!
Kharma misses with a looping right.
Kharma throws a leg kick that is checked
and Delsarte counters with a straight right hand.
Delsarte looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Kharma checks a low kick from Delsarte.
Delsarte throws a quick inside leg kick.
Kharma throws a push kick but Delsarte slaps the foot to one side.
Delsarte fakes the leg kick and cracks Kharma in the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Delsarte connects with the punch.
Delsarte scores with a nice right hand.
Delsarte connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Kharma misses with a wild body shot.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Gauthier Delsarte dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Delsarte moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Kharma throws a body punch but Delsarte moves out of range.
Delsarte scores with a spinning back kick!
Kharma has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Delsarte looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Kharma 's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Delsarte connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Kharma scrambles back to his feet.
Kharma tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kharma pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kharma takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Kharma takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Kharma 's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Delsarte lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Delsarte and Kharma are patiently standing in front of each other looking for an opening. Delsarte throws a head kick. It's landed, knocking Kharma into next week! Ooooh that was huge! Delsarte knows it - he's on the cage flexing is biceps. That's a bit weird considering he won by kick but whatever.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Gauthier Delsarte!
Gauthier Delsarte decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
Bad Kharma was interviewed post fight and said '.......guess I got bad kharma'.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Hector Morales (ranked 995 p4p, 593 weight class) and Gianni Castellana (ranked 135 p4p, 83 weight class). Castellana has chosen Good night as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

177 cm
30
163
15 - 9 - 0
168 cm
32
165
16 - 12 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible
Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hector Morales!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Gianni Castellana!
The judges for this bout are Francis DeMontford, Summer Carpenter and Skip Squint.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fight stays on the outside here - Morales looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Castellana swats away the attempt to clinch by Morales.
A little jabbing left from Castellana on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Morales swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

Morales closes the distance and clinches.
Morales lands a hook to the side of the head.
Morales definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Castellana blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Morales.
A short right from Morales.
A nice right hand lands inside from Castellana.
Castellana goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Castellana swings wildly with an uppercut but Morales uses good head movement to avoid it.
Morales has a couple of punches blocked by Castellana.
Castellana dodges an elbow strike from Morales.
Morales tries a body shot but Castellana blocks it.
Castellana blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Castellana blocks a body shot from Morales.
Morales holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Morales lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Morales lands with a right to the head.
Morales working aggressively here.
Castellana manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
A short right from Castellana.
Morales blocks an uppercut.
Morales struggles to land a body shot inside as Castellana controls his hands.
Castellana lands a left hand that snaps the head of Morales backwards.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Castellana.
Morales prevents a body shot from Castellana.
Morales swings wildly with an uppercut but Castellana uses good head movement to avoid it.
Castellana misses with the head strike.
Morales misses with a punch on the inside.
Morales prevents a body shot from Castellana.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Morales blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Castellana swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Morales wants to stall.
Castellana pushes Morales back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Morales scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Morales creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Castellana throws a punch but it's blocked by Morales.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Morales cracks Castellana with a nice body shot.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Morales just misses with a elbow thrown towards Castellana's brow.
Morales comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Castellana blocks a body shot from Morales.
Castellana scores with a shot to the side of Morales's head.
Castellana lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Castellana blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Castellana working aggressively here.
Castellana cracks Morales with a nice body shot.
Castellana taking a breather.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Morales throws an elbow that misses.
Castellana fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Castellana scores with a shoulder strike.
Morales misses with some punches.
Morales fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

Castellana escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Morales wants to clinch up but Castellana keeps it at a distance.
A telegraphed right hand from Morales misses the target.
Castellana throws a good cross that connects.

Morales moves into the clinch.
Morales throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Castellana doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Morales tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Castellana's elbow.
Morales stalling in the clinch but Castellana improves position.
A head punch on the inside from Castellana fails to land.
Castellana blocks an uppercut.
Castellana tries to work over Morales's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Castellana lands a left hand.
Morales is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Castellana is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
A nice left hand lands by Morales.
Castellana has a couple of punches blocked by Morales.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Castellana throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Moraless head.
Castellana lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Castellana breaks the clinch.
Morales fails with an attempt to clinch.

Morales rushes Castellana and presses him up against the cage.

Castellana escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Morales closes the distance and pushes Castellana back into the cage.
Morales's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Castellana taking a breather.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Gianni Castellana will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

The fight stays on the outside here - Morales looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

Morales gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Morales looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Castellana throws a punch but it's blocked by Morales.
Morales lands a shoulder strike.
Morales stalling in the clinch but Castellana improves position.
Castellana is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Castellana misses with a body punch.
Castellana fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Castellana.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Castellana tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Morales wants to stall.
Hector Morales has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Castellana throws a head punch that misses.
Castellana throws a punch but it's blocked by Morales.
A short right from Morales on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Castellana scores with a nice hook to the head.
Castellana prevents a body shot from Morales.
Morales takes a shot to the head.
Morales looking to stall.
Morales lands a shot to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Castellana.
Castellana throws a punch but it's blocked by Morales.

Castellana breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Hector Morales seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A looping hook to the body misses from Castellana. Morales does a little dance to reset his feet.
Morales is looking to counter punch.
A punch combination from Castellana misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Morales misses the target.
Morales tries to clinch there but Castellana circles away.
Castellana jabs Morales to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Morales rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Castellana moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Castellana throws out a counter right but Morales avoids it with no problem.
Morales tries to clinch but Castellana is having none of it.
Morales moves out of range of the body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Morales has closed the distance and engaged Castellana in a clinch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Morales as Castellana tries to tie him up.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Morales creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Castellana blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

Castellana pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Morales darts in trying to clinch
and Castellana connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Morales tries to clinch
and Castellana makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Morales misses with a wild body shot.
Morales closes the distance looking to clinch
and Castellana counters with a huge left! Morales is in big trouble! He's backing up but Castellana isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Morales from any more damage. A dominating finish by Castellana!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:50 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gianni Castellana!
A very excited looking Gianni Castellana made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
55%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jesus Christ Karter (ranked 567 p4p, 832 weight class) and Timo Bader (ranked 79 p4p, 115 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Jesus Christ Karter has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Jesus Christ Karter seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

170 cm
32
155
21 - 12 - 1
178 cm
29
160
19 - 17 - 0
Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Voodoo Nutrition


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 12 - 1, fighting out of New York, Jesus Christ Karter!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 17 - 0, fighting out of London, Timo Bader!
The judges for this bout are Topper Green, Skip Squint and Damien Edna.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bader scores with a sloppy right hand. Karter should have avoided that one.
It looks like Jesus Christ Karter has been cut.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Bader has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Karter avoids a punch combination nicely.
Karter was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Timo Bader seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bader misses with a jab, cross combination.
Bader connects with a good right hand that stumbles Karter. Karter circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Bader loads up on a big right hand but Karter slips the punch.
Bader chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Karter can pounce on him.
Karter is looking to clinch.
Bader throws a jab when Karter was well out of range.
Nice body punch from Bader.
Bader throws out a loose jab but Karter uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bader blocks a head kick by Karter.

Karter moves into the clinch successfully.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Bader's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Bader connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Bader looks to land a left hand but Karter moved out of range nicely.
Karter lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Bader misses with a hook.
Bader connects with a nice looking jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
An inside leg kick from Bader misses.
Karter was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Bader misses the shot to the body.
Bader throws a jab but it's blocked by Karter.
Bader swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Karter tried to counter with a leg kick but Bader avoided it.
Bader avoids the head kick by Karter.
Bader lands a body shot.
Bader swings for the body but Karter moves out of range.
Bader looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bader fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Karter is out of range.
Karter tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bader swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bader looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bader looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Karter slips a jab from Bader.
Bader looks to score with a jab to the body but Karter is just out of range.
Bader throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Karter counters with a leg kick then a big left hand that sends Bader down! Karter is looking to finish but Bader is intelligently defending himself.
Bader is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Karter working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Bader's head.
Bader is still in real trouble! Can Karter finish him?
Karter loads up on a big left hand. Bader felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - Karter looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! Bader can't hide his disappointment, as Karter celebrates the victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jesus Christ Karter!
A very excited looking Jesus Christ Karter made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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pop
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RATING
68%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Davdio Branko (ranked 1335 p4p, 955 weight class) and Charlie River (ranked 80 p4p, 55 weight class). River has chosen Waylon Jennings - I've Always Been Crazy as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

180 cm
27
144
15 - 12 - 0
170 cm
26
143
17 - 9 - 0
BJJ Red Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin
Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Urban Fighter
New Standard

Conquer
Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Davdio Branko!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Charlie River!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Winston Howard and Summer Carpenter.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Branko wants to clinch but River slips to the side
and Branko takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
River connects with a single shot there.
River with a body punch. A glancing blow.
River throws out a loose jab but Branko uses good head movement to avoid it.
Branko appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Branko takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Branko really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
River throws a hook but Branko avoids it easily.
River throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jab by River.
River lands a head shot.
River stuffs the takedown attempt from Branko. Branko gets slowly back to his feet.
It seemed like River was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Branko looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Branko looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Branko will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Davdio Branko. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Branko shoots in for a double leg but River sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Nice defenses there by Branko.
Branko shoots in looking for a takedown. River tries to sprawl out of it but Branko keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. River manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
River throws a fast counter high kick but Branko manages to duck under it in time.
River jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Branko shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says River as he avoids it easily.
A chopping leg kick lands by River.
River throws out a loose jab but Branko uses good head movement to avoid it.
River jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Branko shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
River stuffs the takedown.
Branko shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as River sprawls well. River wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Branko gets slowly back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by River.
Charlie River is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
River lands with a cross.
Branko shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts River as he jumps to the side.
Branko tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
River has worked on his takedown defense in the runup to this fight and it is paying off so far.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A right-left combo lands from River.
It looks like Davdio Branko has been cut.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Branko.
River misses with a two punch combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
River cracks a nice hook into Branko's ribs.
Branko shoots in and drives through. River sprawls well.
River throws a head kick but Branko moves out of range.
Branko slips under a jab from River.
Branko darts in looking for a takedown but River gets double underhooks and turns Branko into the cage.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from River! But no joy.
River misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Branko tries for a takedown but River manages to get underhooks.
River scores with a hook to the body.
Branko tries for a takedown but River manages to get underhooks.
River lands with a light punch inside.
River lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
River misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Branko.
Branko drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Branko wants to take the fight to the mat but River manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
River lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
River is pressed up against the cage. Branko has hold of a leg and is looking to drag River down to the mat. River avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Branko doesn't succeed with the takedown
and River counters with a nice uppercut.
Branko is breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
River is looking to slow Branko down with leg kicks.
Branko darts in looking for a takedown but River gets double underhooks and turns Branko into the cage.
Branko tries for a takedown. No joy.
Branko drops to a knee looking for a takedown but River gets the underhooks and prevents it.
River lands a left hand.
Branko has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by River after a bit of a struggle.
Branko fails to pull guard.
River tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
River lands a nice shot to the body.
River lands a left hand that snaps the head of Branko backwards.
River scores with a nice hook to the head.
Branko drops to a knee looking for a takedown but River gets the underhooks and prevents it.
River taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Charlie River dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Davdio Branko's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

River dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Branko. That did some damage!

Branko shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
River won't allow Branko to pass to mount.

Branko looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
River has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
River pushes Branko off looking to stand but Branko dives back in and keeps control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Branko is looking for a kimura. It's pretty deep but River still has the half guard so he's probably OK. Oh, River has exploded into a beautiful escape there and after a quick scramble, he's ended up in side control on top! Nice work!
Branko manages to get back to half guard.

Branko actively working from the bottom here.
River wants to stand but Branko has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.

Branko looking for subs from the bottom but River mounts him!

River get's back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice takedown defense from River. No joy for Branko on that attempt.
Branko with a lazy takedown attempt
and River counters with a flying knee. Nice.
River lands with a nice combination. Branko backs away looking to recover.
Branko is rocked!
River misses with a two punch combination.
Branko tries to counter with a takedown but River is quick to defend against it.
Oh Branko is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Branko fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
River is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Branko with a body shot.
Branko seems to have got his legs back now.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Davdio Branko. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Branko gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and River counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Branko is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Branko avoids the body shot from River.
Branko changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Branko showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from River.
River misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Branko.
Horrible takedown attempt by Branko or perhaps it was just good defense by River, which made it look bad.
Branko tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but River defends well and Branko ends up having to push River into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

River breaks from the clinch.
River thumps Branko with a low kick.
River wants to land a leg kick but Branko is out of range.
Branko tries to counter with a takedown but River is quick to defend against it.
River slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Branko is trying hard to land a takedown here. River sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Branko chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before River can pounce on him.
River lands with a cross.
A solid leg kick lands there for River.
River slaps away a takedown attempt from Branko, before circling back to the center of the mat.
River tries to score with a low kick but Branko moves his leg out of the way.
River swings away with a body shot that misses

and Branko counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

River manages to escape and get back to his feet!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Branko is trying hard to land a takedown here. River sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
River will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
River ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Branko chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before River can pounce on him.
Branko looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? River is fending him off so far but Branko persists. Nope, River circles away and we're back to standing.
River stuns Branko with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
River thuds a left hand into Branko's body.
River connects with a solid leg kick.
River lands a right hook to the body.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from River. Branko shrugs it off though.
Branko misses with a takedown
and River connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Charlie River showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Davdio Branko's cut.
That's time! Branko's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

A nice leg kick lands there from River.
River misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Branko changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Branko looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Branko takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Branko takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
River getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
River connects with a leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Branko wants to clinch but River slips to the side
and River counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
An inside leg kick lands from River.
Branko shoots in but River avoids the takedown attempt easily.
A little jabbing left from River on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Branko will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
A nice side step and River releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Davdio Branko. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
River throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Branko drops down looking for a counter takedown but River sprawls and moves away.
River throws a nice head kick!

Branko fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with River, pushing him back against the cage.
River lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Branko or not.
River prevents a takedown attempt there.
Branko changes levels and goes for a takedown here. River fights it off and pushes away nicely.
River connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Branko momentarily.
Nice body punch from River.
River with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Charlie River seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Branko looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
River pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
River throws an overhand right that lands on Branko's shoulder, as Branko tries to avoid the shot.
River looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Branko is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Branko is trying hard to land a takedown here. River sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
River looks to throw a body kick

and Branko counters with a takedown into side control.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
River prevents Branko from moving into mount.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if River can do anything to dispel that myth.

Branko swings around for an armbar but River sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Branko's guard.

Branko throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Branko is looking for a triangle here but River uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Branko looking for a sweep but River has passed into full mount! Oh no!

River gets to his feet and calls his opponent to stand. Here come the fireworks!
Branko gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
River throws a half hearted mid kick.
Branko avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
River is looking to slow Branko down with leg kicks.
Horrible takedown attempt by Branko or perhaps it was just good defense by River, which made it look bad.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
River takes a swing at Branko's ribcage but misses.
River shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Branko eats them both and turns towards River to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
River steps in with a hook that catches Branko right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! River follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Branko looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:17 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Charlie River!
A victorious Charlie River thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
76%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Caio Peieira (ranked 661 p4p, 527 weight class) and New Breed One (ranked 43 p4p, 30 weight class). New Breed One will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

163 cm
26
142
15 - 10 - 0
177 cm
32
145
22 - 11 - 0
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

Vegan Gains

Conquer
Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Caio Peieira!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, New Breed One!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, John Mangel and Darius Henderson.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
One tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Peieira misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
One tries to counter with a clinch but Peieira shakes him off and moves away.
Peieira throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Peieira pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Peieira tries to keep at a distance but One has taken the fight into the clinch.
One blocks an elbow strike.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. One obliges.
One avoiding damage as Peieira throws knees to the body.
Peieira jumps guard but One stands there with Peieira around his waist. Peieira gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Peieira tries to throw a body punch but One avoids it by throwing Peieira back against the cage.
Peieira is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables One to keep the fight standing.
Peieira struggles to land a body shot inside as One controls his hands.
Peieira stalling in the clinch but One improves position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
One pushes Peieira back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
One is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Peieira with an attempt at a knee that misses.
One landing knees to the head.
It looks like Caio Peieira has been cut.
One landing some nice looking knees to the body.
One tries to throw a body punch but Peieira avoids it by throwing One back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Peieira gets control of One's arms and successfully pulls guard. Peieira will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
One is working Peieira over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Peieira wants to sweep here but One controlling him for the moment.
One trying to control but Peieira is working from the bottom.

One gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Peieira has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Shadow Warriors (KT) in the buildup to the fight.
One tries to clinch but Peieira is having none of it.
Peieira feinted with a counter takedown.
One tries to clinch there but Peieira circles away.

One moves into the clinch successfully.

Peieira successfully pulls guard.
One wants to stand but Peieira is controlling his posture from full guard.

Peieira is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and One defends well.
Peieira has a closed guard, preventing One from standing up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
One trying to control the position from guard on top but Peieira is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Peieira wants to sweep here but One controlling him for the moment.

Peieira has an active guard here but One has managed to pass into half guard.
One wants to free his trapped foot but Peieira is holding on for dear life with his legs.
One drops an elbow to the side of Peieira's head.
The fighters are battling for position here. Peieira manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
One has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Peieira is proving hard to escape from.

One wants to stand up, so he's looking to wriggle free of Peieira's closed guard. He's half up but Peieira has locked on to an arm! Uh oh! Peieira pivots and extends the arm, One falls face first to the mat and taps??... does he?? YES! He's tapping! Excellent counter grappling there by Peieira! Well done that man!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Caio Peieira!
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RATING
41%

 

Co-main event

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Long Hung Dong (ranked 234 p4p, 287 weight class) and Samuel Nti (ranked 36 p4p, 48 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

188 cm
35
175
23 - 14 - 1
172 cm
40
171
41 - 19 - 0
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Urban Fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Long Hung Dong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 41 - 19 - 0, fighting out of London, Samuel Nti!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Damien Edna and Ron Honeybunn.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nti uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dong.
Nti looks to land a right hand but Dong moved out of range.
Dong wants to slow Nti down by chopping away at his legs.
Dong loads up on a big right hand but Nti slips the punch.
Nti takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
A big right from Nti misses.
Dong seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
A solid leg kick lands there for Dong.
Dong ducks under a wild hook from Nti.
Dong swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nti feints a counter leg kick.
Nti throws a hook but Dong avoids it easily.
Dong scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Nti lands a nice looking body shot.
Nti missing with a left hand there. Dong was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dong takes a kick to the side of the head.
Nti slips under a jab from Dong.
Nti throws a lazy uppercut
and Dong counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nti throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dong counters with an inside leg kick.
Nti takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Dong connects with a nice looking jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nti takes one to the chin there.
Nti misses with a hook. Dong ducked under it nicely.
Nti moves out of range of the strikes.
Nice uppercut there from Dong.
Dong misses with a hook.
Nti looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
The fighters circling - Nti throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nti takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Dong attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Dong throws a sloppy body shot
and Nti counters with a three punch combo that has Dong backing up. Dong nods at Nti to acknowledge the strikes.
Nti misses with an uppercut.
Dong half committed to a counter leg kick.
Nti throws an off balance right hand
and Dong connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nti scores with a leg kick.
Nti throws a big shot that misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dong misses with a straight left.
Dong looks to land a right hand but Nti moved out of range.
The fighters circling - Nti throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nti pivots, looking for a leg kick but Dong is out of range and Nti settles back down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nti on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Long Hung Dong seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nti loads up on a big right hand but Dong slips the punch.
Dong fires out a quick counter leg kick but Nti just manages to avoid it.
Nti cracks Dong with an open hand slap.
Nti keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Dong is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Dong scores with a leg kick.
Dong tests Nti's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Nti takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Nti checks a leg kick nicely.
Dong moves away from the strike by Nti.
Dong connects with a jab.
A head kick misses from Nti.
Dong is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A low kick from Dong is predictable there
and Nti makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Nti. Those never looked like landing.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dong darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Nti lands a jab.
Dong lands with a thumping leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dong misses with a hook. Nti ducked under it nicely.
Dong throws a hook to the side of Nti's head but Nti sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dong throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Dong scores with a leg kick.
Good exchange - Dong coming out on top.
Dong slips under a jab from Nti.
Dong throws a counter high kick but Nti was just alert enough to avoid it.
Nti digs a good hook to Dong's body.
Nti scores with a jab to the jaw.
Dong misses with a looping left.
A slapping leg kick lands for Nti.
Dong moves out of range of the strikes.
Jab from Dong.
Nti throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dong throws out a leg kick but Nti moves out of range and Dong only half commits.
Nti throws a nice looking combination but Dong bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Dong throws a hook but Nti blocks it.
Dong misses with a right hand
and Nti counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nti walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dong darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Nti misses the jab.
A head kick by Nti misses
and Dong counters with a low kick, right behind Nti 's knee.
A solid leg kick lands there for Dong.
Dong is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Dong throws a hook but Nti avoids it easily.
Nice uppercut there from Nti.
Dong looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Nti throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dong sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Decent striking displayed by Nti there.
Dong waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Nti.
Nti throws a jab when Dong was well out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nti missing with a left hand there. Dong was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dong throws a quick inside leg kick.
Nti stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dong.

Nti clinches up with Dong and pushes him back against the cage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Long Hung Dong will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Nti ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Dong ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Nti moves away.
Dong throws a big shot that misses.
Dong misses with a hook. Nti ducked under it nicely.
Nti looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Nti missing with a left hand there. Dong was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dong misses with a shot to the body
and Nti connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nti bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Nti throws a sloppy head kick
and Dong counters with a left to the body.
Nti misses with a body shot.
Nti throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dong sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dong throwing a counter right hand but Nti manages to avoid it.
Nti missing with a left hand there. Dong was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dong tried to counter with a leg kick but Nti avoided it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Dong closes the distance and clinches.
Dong fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Nti blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Nti misses with a hook from the clinch.
Nti lands with a right to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Good body shot from Dong.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nti fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Nti lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Dong fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dong lands a hook that snaps the head of Nti backwards.
Dong lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Nti lands a right hand.
Dong swings wildly with an uppercut but Nti uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dong blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dong lands a right hand that snaps the head of Nti backwards.
A short left from Nti.
Nti tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Nti lands a shoulder strike.
Nti throws a punch but it's blocked by Dong.
Nti fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dong blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nti's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dong blocks an uppercut.
Nti blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Nti misses with the head strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dong.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nti lands a nice shot to the body.
A short right from Dong.
Nti tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short body shot lands from Nti as the two fighters clinch.
Nti doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Nti swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dong lands with a left to the head.
Dong misses with a punch on the inside.

Nti breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Dong lands with an uppercut that bounces Nti off the cage and back into range.
Dong throws a lazy uppercut
and Nti counters with an inside leg kick.
Nti misses with a body shot.
Dong appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Dong throws a hook but Nti blocks it.
It seemed like Nti was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Nti throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dong lands with a right hand.
Dong jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dong lands a head shot.
Long Hung Dong is winning the standup battle so far.
Dong throws a lazy right hand but Nti sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nti keeps the fight on the outside.
A lazy left from Dong finds it's target.
Dong staying out of range there.
A little feinted left hand from Dong on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Nti swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dong with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Nti to score with a decent uppercut.
Nti lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Dong throws a quick inside leg kick.
Dong tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Nti manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Dong getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Nti attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Dong connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Nti slips a jab from Dong.
Dong sizes up Nti with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Dong thumps Nti with a low kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nti slips under a jab.
Nti doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Nti throws a lazy uppercut
and Dong counters with a good low kick that Nti was not able to check.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nti throws a jab but it's blocked by Dong.
Nti displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dong throws out the jab.
Dong ducks under a wild hook from Nti.
Nti takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Dong with the inside leg kick.
Nti defending well as Dong loads up on a big left hand.
Nice cross by Nti.
Nti throws the left hand but Dong avoids the punch easily.
Dong loads up on a big right hand but Nti slips the punch.
Dong moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Dong throws a poor cross that misses
and Nti counters with a straight right hand.
Dong throws a leg kick that misses.
Dong moves out of range as Nti strikes.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A big left from Nti misses.
The fighters circling - Dong throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nti has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Nti throws a leg kick but Dong checks it.
Nti throws a leg kick but Dong moved away.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Long Hung Dong will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Nti missing with a left hand there. Dong was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nti checks a low kick from Dong.
Dong missing with a left hand there. Nti was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dong uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Nti.
Nti is looking to clinch.
A telegraphed right hand from Nti misses the target.
Dong throws an overhand right that lands on Nti's shoulder, as Nti tries to avoid the shot.
Dong with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Nti to score with a decent uppercut.
Nice body punch from Nti.
Nti chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Dong uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Nti.
A telegraphed right hand from Nti misses the target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nti throws a looping overhand right but Dong ducks down to avoid it.
Dong throws a sloppy body shot
and Nti counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Nti throws a low kick but it's checked well by Dong.
Nti misses with a straight right.
Dong throws a looping overhand right but Nti ducks down to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dong stuns Nti with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Nti uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dong.
Nti staying out of range there.
Nti throws a front kick aimed at Dong's knee but Dong avoids it well.
Nti shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Nti staying out of range there.
Dong checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Nti tried to score with a low kick but Dong checks it.
Nti throws a right hand that misses
and Dong counters with a low kick, right behind Nti 's knee.
Nti misses with a body shot.
Nti gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Nti walks into a left hand.
Dong scores with a nice head shot.
Dong fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dong tries a head kick but it misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dong rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Nti counters with a stiff right hand.
Nti blocks a leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nti misses the jab.
Nti throws a jab but it's blocked by Dong.
Dong throws out a loose jab but Nti uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dong throws out a leg kick but Nti moves out of range and Dong only half commits.
Nti throws an overhand right that lands on Dong's shoulder, as Dong tries to avoid the shot.
Dong thows a left - swing and a miss!
Nti flicks out a counter leg kick but Dong steps away.
Nti throws a lazy right hand but Dong sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Nti looks to land a left hand but Dong moved out of range nicely.
As Nti backs away, Dong returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Dong is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Good work by Nti as he checks the leg kick.
Dong showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Nti.
Nti lands a jab to Dong's midsection.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dong looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Nti throws the left hand but Dong avoids the punch easily.
A big right from Dong misses.
Nti throws a lazy head kick
and Dong counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dong swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dong throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dong takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dong fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Nti looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Jab by Dong.
Dong moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Dong throws an overhand right that lands on Nti's shoulder, as Nti tries to avoid the shot.
Dong misses with a looping right.
Nti blocks a jab.
Nti looks to land a right hand but Dong moved out of range.
A low kick lands for Dong.

Dong pushes Nti up against the cage in a clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Dong - that landed with a thud.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nti scores with a nice hook to the head.
Dong misses with a punch to the body.
Dong misses with some punches.
Dong prevents a body shot from Nti.
Dong lands with a left to the head.
Nti tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nti lands with a light punch inside.
Nti struggles to land a body shot inside as Dong controls his hands.
Dong prevents a body shot from Nti.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Nti.
Dong scores with a shoulder strike.
Nti blocking some punches.
Dong is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Nti to keep the fight standing.
Nti struggles to land a body shot inside as Dong controls his hands.
Nti tries to throw a body punch but Dong avoids it by throwing Nti back against the cage.
Dong lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Nti takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Nti tries a body shot but Dong blocks it.
Samuel Nti has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Still in the clinch, Dong scores with a nice short uppercut.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Long Hung Dong.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dong, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 30:27
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 30:28
Judge Ron Honeybunn scores the fight 28:30

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Long Hung Dong!

Long Hung Dong was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
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RATING
77%

 

Main event

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wolfgang Muller (ranked 34 p4p, 323 weight class) and Tor KillsInWater (ranked 5 p4p, 54 weight class). Muller's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, In the Hall of the Mountain King. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

197 cm
40
265
32 - 13 - 0
210 cm
29
238
13 - 2 - 1
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Conquer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Wolfgang Muller!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 2 - 1, fighting out of New York, Tor KillsInWater!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Ron Honeybunn and Winston Howard.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
KillsInWater swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Muller.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Muller crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from KillsInWater - the referee stops the clock and Muller gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says KillsInWater. Muller manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Muller ducks down and throws a hook to the body but KillsInWater moves away.
KillsInWater throws a big counter head kick but Muller avoids it with no problem.
Muller rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and KillsInWater counters with a stiff right hand.
Tor KillsInWater seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
KillsInWater pulls out of a head kick attempt.
It looked like Muller wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Muller ducks right into an uppercut from KillsInWater.
Muller takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Muller is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Muller walks into a jab.
Muller avoids the body shot from KillsInWater.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Muller scores with a nice body kick.
Muller avoids the head kick by KillsInWater.
Muller displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as KillsInWater throws out the jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Muller. KillsInWater does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
KillsInWater misses with a right hand
and Muller counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
KillsInWater takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
A left lands for KillsInWater.
A slow jab from Muller misses its intended target.
KillsInWater ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Muller moves away.
It looked like Muller wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
KillsInWater misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Muller.
Crunch! KillsInWater slams his shin into Muller's torso.
Muller checks a leg kick.
A quick step to the side and Muller tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
KillsInWater lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
KillsInWater cracks Muller with a good jab.
KillsInWater has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Muller moves out of range as KillsInWater throws a body kick.
KillsInWater lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
KillsInWater has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Muller.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muller motions for KillsInWater to come forward. Muller throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Muller ducks under a wild hook from KillsInWater.
Muller is looking to counter punch.
KillsInWater looks to land a right hand but Muller moved out of range.
KillsInWater throws a right hand that misses
and Muller connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
KillsInWater throws a right hand that misses
and KillsInWater takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Muller takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Muller bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Muller scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Muller ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Muller cracks KillsInWater with a good jab.
Muller scores with a hook.
Muller explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
KillsInWater looks winded!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muller throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Muller ducks down and throws a hook to the body but KillsInWater moves away.
KillsInWater swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Nice defenses there by KillsInWater.
KillsInWater looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
KillsInWater throws an off balance right hand
enabling Muller to counter with a crisp jab.
A good leg kick by KillsInWater.
Jab by Muller.
An inside leg kick from KillsInWater misses.
Muller walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
KillsInWater misses the shot to the body.
KillsInWater misses the body punch
and Muller makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
KillsInWater misses with an uppercut. Muller saw that one coming.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
KillsInWater swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Muller was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
KillsInWater is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Muller had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Muller lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
KillsInWater on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
KillsInWater avoids the body shot from Muller.
KillsInWater lands with an overhand left.
KillsInWater uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Muller.
KillsInWater swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.

KillsInWater clinches up with Muller and pushes him back against the cage.
KillsInWater connects with a nasty looking knee right to Muller's face.

Muller's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
KillsInWater swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
KillsInWater throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Muller counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Muller tries a head kick but it misses.
KillsInWater replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Muller blocks it well.
KillsInWater jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Tor KillsInWater will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

KillsInWater bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Muller pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Nice body kick there by KillsInWater.
Muller misses with an uppercut. KillsInWater saw that one coming.
Muller blocks a jab.
A low kick from Muller misses
enabling KillsInWater to counter with a crisp jab.
KillsInWater jabs at Muller's body.
KillsInWater with a hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Muller throws a lazy uppercut
and Muller takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Muller has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
KillsInWater throws a front kick that sends Muller stumbling back into the cage.
Muller uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from KillsInWater.
KillsInWater throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
KillsInWater checks a leg kick.
KillsInWater fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
KillsInWater checks a leg kick.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from KillsInWater - that will leave a mark!
KillsInWater thuds his right hand into Muller's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
KillsInWater takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Muller looks to land a left hand but KillsInWater moved out of range nicely.
KillsInWater throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Muller on the side of the head.
Muller avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Muller throwing a counter right hand but KillsInWater manages to avoid it.
KillsInWater slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
KillsInWater misses the shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muller throws a front kick aimed at KillsInWater's knee but KillsInWater avoids it well.
A little jabbing left from KillsInWater on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
An inside leg kick lands from KillsInWater.
Muller avoids the body shot from KillsInWater.
KillsInWater misses with a body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
KillsInWater misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Muller will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
A decent looking cross lands there for KillsInWater.
KillsInWater misses with a looping left.
Muller fakes high and swings low for a body shot but KillsInWater manages to avoid it.
KillsInWater is looking to clinch but Muller is avoiding it.
KillsInWater throws a looping overhand right but Muller ducks down to avoid it.
Muller ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Muller thumps KillsInWater with a low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from KillsInWater misses its intended target.
The fighters circling - Muller throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nice straight punches there by KillsInWater. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of KillsInWater.
KillsInWater throws a right hand that misses
and Muller counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Muller steps to the side to avoid the strikes from KillsInWater.
KillsInWater jabs Muller right on the nose. Muller blinks but takes it well.
KillsInWater is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Muller moves out of range as KillsInWater strikes.
Muller swats away the attempt to clinch by KillsInWater.
Muller gets cracked with a nice right hand there by KillsInWater.
Muller throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Muller takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
KillsInWater throws a body shot but no joy.
KillsInWater dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
KillsInWater lands with a good body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
KillsInWater cracks Muller with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
KillsInWater comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Nice straight punches there by KillsInWater. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of KillsInWater.
Muller avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
KillsInWater lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
KillsInWater lands with a straight right. Muller didn't see that one coming.
KillsInWater bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Muller looks to land a left hand but KillsInWater moved out of range nicely.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Tor KillsInWater showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

KillsInWater on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
KillsInWater displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Muller throws out the jab.
Tor KillsInWater seems to be getting the better of the standup.
KillsInWater throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Muller defending well as KillsInWater loads up on a big left hand.
KillsInWater scores with a shot to the body.
KillsInWater swings widly with a right hand
and Muller counters with a nice leg kick.
KillsInWater connects with a jab.
Muller throws a leg kick that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
KillsInWater throws out a powerful jab.
Muller takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
KillsInWater throws a lazy body kick
and Muller counters with a thumping low kick.
KillsInWater misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
KillsInWater takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
KillsInWater misses with a hook
and Muller counters with a slapping leg kick.
KillsInWater scores with a jab.
Muller misses with a kick to the body
enabling KillsInWater to counter with a crisp jab.
KillsInWater ducks under a wild hook from Muller.
Muller misses with a body shot.
KillsInWater finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Muller misses with a kick to the body.
KillsInWater rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Muller moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
KillsInWater misses with a hook.
Jab, jab by Muller - just one landing.
KillsInWater looks to score with a jab to the body but Muller is just out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
KillsInWater throws a jab when Muller was well out of range.
KillsInWater throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
KillsInWater throws a right and a left that Muller avoids nicely.
KillsInWater has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
KillsInWater throws a leg kick
letting Muller counter with a right hand.
KillsInWater has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
KillsInWater stalks Muller and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Muller's face. Muller staggers backwards, shaken.
KillsInWater lands a jab.
KillsInWater stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
KillsInWater misses with a right hand
and Muller counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
KillsInWater misses the shot to the body.
KillsInWater throws a body punch but Muller moves out of range.
Muller jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from KillsInWater.
Muller blocks a head kick by KillsInWater.
A little feinted left hand from Muller on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Muller misses with a right hand
and KillsInWater counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Muller misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
KillsInWater lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
KillsInWater swings for the body but Muller moves out of range.
A shot to the liver by KillsInWater. Beautiful body shot.
KillsInWater ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
KillsInWater connects with a jab.
Muller pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
KillsInWater lands with a hook. Muller tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Muller misses with an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Muller slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
KillsInWater loads up on a big right hand but Muller slips the punch.
KillsInWater lands with a kick to the ribs.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
KillsInWater is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Muller.
A lazy left from KillsInWater finds it's target.
A nice inside leg kick there by KillsInWater. That's going to slow Muller down.
KillsInWater lands a jab to the head.
KillsInWater throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Muller slips a straight right by KillsInWater.
KillsInWater pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Muller pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Tor KillsInWater really dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

KillsInWater lands a lovely overhand right.
Muller lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Jab by KillsInWater.
KillsInWater misses with a two punch combination.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Muller!
Thud! ouch! good body kick from KillsInWater - that will leave a mark!
KillsInWater misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
KillsInWater throws a right hand that misses
and Muller counters with a good, hard body kick but KillsInWater shrugs it off.
Muller looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
KillsInWater is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Nice uppercut there from KillsInWater.
KillsInWater with a nice cross.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Muller throws a hook to the side of KillsInWater's head but KillsInWater sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
KillsInWater is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
A bone on bone clash there as KillsInWater blocks the leg kick.
Good shot there by KillsInWater.
KillsInWater walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Muller checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Muller appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
KillsInWater lunges at Muller with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Muller's hand.
KillsInWater throws a body kick that misses
and Muller counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
KillsInWater misses with a straight right.
A looping hook to the body misses from Muller. KillsInWater does a little dance to reset his feet.
KillsInWater works the jab nicely.
KillsInWater throws a jab but it's blocked by Muller.
KillsInWater thuds his right hand into Muller's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from KillsInWater.
Muller takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Muller connects with a jab.
Nice uppercut lands for KillsInWater. That snapped Muller's head back.
The crowd cheers as KillsInWater lands an impressive looking overhand right. Muller doesn't seem phased though.
KillsInWater tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Muller was well out of range. Poor timing from KillsInWater.
KillsInWater lands a nice shot to the body.
Muller throws a leg kick
and KillsInWater counters with a stiff right hand.
Decent striking displayed by KillsInWater there.
Muller has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from KillsInWater finds it's way round the side to connect with Muller's head.
KillsInWater smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
KillsInWater's jab looks to have found its range, popping Muller under the eye.

KillsInWater steps into range and cracks Muller with a monster punch that buckles his knees! Muller flops backwards and KillsInWater dives into his guard looking to finish!
Muller is rocked!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Muller throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! KillsInWater escapes and throws Muller's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Oh Muller is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!

KillsInWater stands up and beckons Muller to his feet.
Muller seems to have got his legs back now.

KillsInWater cracks Muller with a big right hand and Muller goes down!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Muller is looking for a triangle but KillsInWater pushes his legs off easily.

Muller has an active guard here but KillsInWater has managed to pass into half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

KillsInWater escapes and gets back to his feet.
Muller connects with a body shot.
Muller steps to the side to avoid the strikes from KillsInWater.
Muller was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
KillsInWater misses with a head kick.
KillsInWater throws a head kick but Muller moves out of range.
KillsInWater misses with a series of wild punches.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Muller throws a body shot but no joy.

Muller tries to keep at a distance but KillsInWater has taken the fight into the clinch.
Muller lands a body shot in the clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Tor KillsInWater dominated that fourth round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

KillsInWater thows a leg kick but Muller checks it
and Muller cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
KillsInWater throws a head kick but Muller moves out of range.
Muller jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
KillsInWater getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
KillsInWater swings and misses with a hook to the body.
It looked like Muller was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from KillsInWater.
KillsInWater blocks a jab.
KillsInWater jabs at Muller's body.
Muller throws a looping overhand right but KillsInWater ducks down to avoid it.
KillsInWater throws a big shot that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
KillsInWater throws a lazy uppercut
and Muller connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The fighters circling - KillsInWater throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A little feinted left hand from Muller on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
KillsInWater jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
KillsInWater uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Muller.
Some bone on bone action there as KillsInWater checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Muller swings away with a body shot that misses
and KillsInWater connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
KillsInWater moves out of range of the leg kick from Muller.
KillsInWater moves out of range as Muller strikes.
KillsInWater fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Muller manages to avoid it.
KillsInWater looks to score with a jab to the body but Muller is just out of range.
KillsInWater just misses with a punch to the body.
KillsInWater slips under a jab from Muller.
Muller gets cracked with a nice right hand there by KillsInWater.
Muller misses with a lunging right hand
and KillsInWater connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
KillsInWater scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Muller doesn't seem bothered though.
KillsInWater uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Muller has time to react.
KillsInWater misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
KillsInWater misses with a few strikes there.
KillsInWater misses with a straight right.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A head punch on the inside from KillsInWater fails to land.
KillsInWater working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from KillsInWater.
KillsInWater lands a nice elbow.
A short right from KillsInWater.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
KillsInWater lands a hook that snaps the head of Muller backwards.
Muller misses with a punch to the body.
Tor KillsInWater is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Muller fails to land.
Muller is trying to break the clinch but KillsInWater is controlling him.
Muller blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Muller misses with a body punch.
Muller swings wildly with an uppercut but KillsInWater uses good head movement to avoid it.
Muller struggles to land a body shot inside as KillsInWater controls his hands.
A head punch on the inside from KillsInWater fails to land.
A short body shot lands from KillsInWater as the two fighters clinch.
A short left from KillsInWater.
Muller misses with the head strike.
KillsInWater misses with some punches.
KillsInWater lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Muller backwards.
I was talking to Muller's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Muller lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Muller working aggressively here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
KillsInWater lands with a light punch inside.
Muller blocking some punches.
A right hand to the body from Muller.
Muller misses with a body punch.
Muller working aggressively here.
KillsInWater throws a head punch that misses.
Muller lands a body shot in the clinch.
Tor KillsInWater seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.

Muller breaks the clinch.
Wolfgang Muller has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Muller slips a jab from KillsInWater.
KillsInWater punishes Muller's body with a nice straight punch.
KillsInWater scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
KillsInWater uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Muller.
KillsInWater looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Jab, jab by KillsInWater - just one landing.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tor KillsInWater comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well KillsInWater has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 45:50
Judge Ron Honeybunn scores the fight 46:49
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 45:50

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tor KillsInWater!

Tor KillsInWater is the new heavyweight champion!
A very excited looking Tor KillsInWater rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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