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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mister McNasty (ranked 118 p4p, 18 weight class) and Oulu Laine (ranked 188 p4p, 30 weight class). Laine has chosen Peti - Oulu Shangri-la as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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260 lbs
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248 lbs
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World class boxer
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
25 - 12 - 1, fighting out of London, Mister McNasty!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Oulu Laine!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McNasty takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Laine lands the left hand.
Laine throws a solid leg kick but McNasty takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Laine.
McNasty shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
McNasty misses with a low kick.
Laine is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Laine scores with a head kick.
Laine throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
McNasty connects with a jab.
Laine tries to land a front kick but McNasty steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
McNasty gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Laine.
McNasty throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Good shot there by Laine.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by McNasty.
Laine pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McNasty misses with a hook.
Laine scores with a three punch combo!
McNasty scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Laine doesn't seem bothered though.
Laine throws an off balance right hand
and McNasty counters with an outside leg kick.
The crowd cheers as McNasty lands an impressive looking overhand right. Laine doesn't seem phased though.
Nice defenses there by McNasty.
McNasty ducks under a wild hook from Laine.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Laine gets tackled into the cage by McNasty. McNasty maintains the clinch.
Laine goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Laine wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but McNasty has him pressed against the cage.
Laine breaks the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice straight punches there by McNasty. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of McNasty.
Laine just misses with a punch to the body.
McNasty is looking to counter the offense by Laine and move into the clinch.
Good work by Laine as he checks the leg kick.
Laine connects with a jab.
McNasty punishes Laine's body with a nice straight punch.
McNasty moves out of range of the strikes.
McNasty misses with a hook.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Laine swings for the body but McNasty moves out of range.
McNasty fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Laine is out of range.
A slow jab from McNasty misses its intended target.
McNasty lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
McNasty's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and McNasty duly obliges.
Laine lands with a kick to the temple. McNasty shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
It looks like Mister McNasty has been cut.
Laine keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McNasty.
McNasty fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Laine on the side of the head.
Laine misses with a straight right.
A low kick from Laine is predictable there
and McNasty counters by moving into the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Laine manages to break the clinch.
McNasty dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Laine. That did some damage!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McNasty missing with a left hand there. Laine was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Laine doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Laine misses with a right hand
and McNasty counters with a straight right hand.
McNasty avoids the body shot from Laine.
McNasty shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
McNasty takes one to the side of the head.
McNasty takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
A head kick from Laine lands but McNasty takes it in his stride.
McNasty moves out of range as Laine strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Oulu Laine will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Mister McNasty's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Laine checks a leg kick.
A head kick by Laine misses
and McNasty counters with a good low kick that Laine was not able to check.
McNasty scores with a hook to the body. Laine takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
McNasty blocks a head kick by Laine.
McNasty is looking to counter the offense by Laine and move into the clinch.
McNasty throws a nice outside leg kick.
Laine throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McNasty tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Laine manages to circle out of the way.
McNasty catches Laine with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laine misses with a series of wild punches.
Laine staying out of range there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McNasty ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Oulu Laine seems to be getting the better of the standup.
McNasty forces Laine back against the cage and clinches.
Laine throws a head punch that misses.
Laine misses with a punch on the inside.
Laine breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
McNasty clinches.
McNasty working aggressively here.
Laine breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
McNasty throws a leg kick but Laine sees it coming and checks it nicely.
McNasty fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Laine jabbing away but nothing is landing.
McNasty scoring well with a low kick there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Laine swinging wildly here.
McNasty uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Laine.
Laine throws a half hearted mid kick.
Laine throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Laine swings widly with a right hand
and McNasty counters with a good low kick that Laine was not able to check.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A jab lands there for McNasty.
McNasty lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Laine misses with an uppercut
enabling McNasty to counter with a crisp jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Laine tries to keep at a distance but McNasty has taken the fight into the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Laine.
A quick uppercut on the inside from McNasty.
McNasty blocks a punch to the side of the head.
McNasty prevents Laine from breaking the clinch.
Laine breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
McNasty has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
McNasty walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Laine throws a lazy right hand but McNasty sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Laine throws a big shot that misses.
An attempted straight right counter from McNasty misses the target.
McNasty takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Laine takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Laine on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by McNasty. McNasty obviously looking to wear him down.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McNasty checks a leg kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Laine checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Laine lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Laine bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Laine rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and McNasty cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McNasty misses with a right hand
and Laine counters with a two punch combo.
Laine on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Laine misses with a body punch
and McNasty counters with a straight right hand.
McNasty thumps Laine with a low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mister McNasty dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Mister McNasty's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
McNasty misses with a low kick.
McNasty moves out of range as Laine strikes.
It looked like McNasty wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
McNasty swings away with a body shot that misses
enabling Laine to counter with a crisp jab.
McNasty is looking to slow Laine down with leg kicks.
Laine darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Laine missing with a left hand there. McNasty was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McNasty is looking to counter the offense by Laine and move into the clinch.
Laine uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McNasty.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McNasty feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Laines jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
McNasty takes one to the side of the head.
Laine ducks under a wild hook from McNasty.
Laine shapes to counter with a head kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McNasty jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
A looping hook to the body misses from McNasty. Laine does a little dance to reset his feet.
Laine takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
McNasty moves away from the strike by Laine.
McNasty is looking to slow Laine down with leg kicks.
McNasty avoids the head kick by Laine.
Laine throws an off balance right hand
and McNasty counters with a left to the body.
A shot to the liver by McNasty. Beautiful body shot.
McNasty tries a low kick but Laine avoids it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McNasty throws a leg kick that is checked
letting Laine counter with a right hand.
McNasty lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
You can see that Laine has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks
Laine throws a body kick that misses
and McNasty counters with a slapping leg kick.
Laine avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Laine lands a nice looking body shot.
McNasty misses with an uppercut. Laine saw that one coming.
McNasty getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Laine thows a left - swing and a miss!
Laine misses with a looping left.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McNasty dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Laine. That did some damage!
McNasty misses with a looping right.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Laine lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and McNasty has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from McNasty and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Laine moves away from the strike by McNasty.
McNasty steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Laine.
McNasty seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Laine checks a low kick from McNasty.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Laine! But no joy.
Laine tries to land a front kick but McNasty steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Laine uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McNasty.
Laine throws a wild body kick that McNasty sees coming a mile off.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McNasty with a jab.
McNasty takes the fight into the clinch.
McNasty blocks an uppercut.
McNasty lands with a short shot to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Laine.
Laine lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Laine wants to break the clinch but can't.
McNasty tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Laine's elbow.
McNasty digs a right hand underneath Laine's ribcage. Laine let out a lung full of air as it connected.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Laine.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Laine.
Laine blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McNasty blocking some punches.
And that's the end of the fight!
Mister McNasty showed his dominance in that final round.
Well McNasty has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mister McNasty!
Mister McNasty very nearly forgot to thank Zenith Nutrition (160q/$200) amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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hype
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