PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kilo Maluga (ranked 250 p4p, 128 weight class) and Bleeding Spanner (ranked 37 p4p, 20 weight class). Maluga kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is JUNGLE. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Maluga
vs
Spanner

197 cm
25
254
9 - 3 - 0

202 cm
25
264
13 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Kore Fight Nutrition
Conviction

Urban Fighter
Brooklyn Apothecary

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kilo Maluga!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bleeding Spanner!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Wagner Zegers and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spanner throws a looping overhand right but Maluga ducks down to avoid it.
Maluga looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Maluga blocks a jab.
It looked like Maluga wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
The fighters circling - Spanner throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Spanner slips a straight right by Maluga.
Spanner checks a leg kick.
Spanner throws out a counter right but Maluga avoids it with no problem.
Spanner lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

It looks like Kilo Maluga has been cut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spanner sizes up Maluga with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Spanner throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Maluga sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Maluga ducks under a wild hook from Spanner.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spanner throws an off balance right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Nice body kick there by Maluga.
Maluga tries to clinch but Spanner moves away
and Spanner counters with a stiff right hand.
Spanner cracks Maluga with a right hand to the side of the head.

Kilo Maluga's cut is getting worse.
Maluga throws a body punch but Spanner moves out of range.
Maluga lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Maluga is looking to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Maluga lands with a hook. Spanner tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

It looks like Bleeding Spanner has been cut.
Spanner slips a jab from Maluga.
It seemed like Spanner was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Maluga slips under a jab.
Maluga throws a low kick but Spanner avoids it.
Spanner jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Spanner takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Spanner looks to land a left hand but Maluga moved out of range nicely.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Spanner throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spanner cracks Maluga with a right hand to the side of the head.
Spanner keeps the fight on the outside.
Spanner throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Maluga sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Maluga tried to counter with a leg kick but Spanner avoided it.
Spanner takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Jab by Maluga.
Spanner cracks Maluga with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Maluga keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Spanner.
A swing and a miss from Spanner.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spanner stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Nice jab there from Spanner.

Kilo Maluga's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Maluga with a nice cross.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Maluga ducks right into an uppercut from Spanner.
A good leg kick by Maluga.
Spanner misses with an uppercut. Maluga saw that one coming.
Spanner is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Maluga had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
A thudding body kick lands there by Maluga!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bleeding Spanner dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Spanner cracks Maluga with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Maluga keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Spanner.
Spanner lands with a right hand.
Maluga slips under a jab from Spanner.
Maluga throws a big shot that misses.
Maluga tries to clinch up.
Spanner looks like he wants to counter punch here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Maluga shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

Jeez, Kilo Maluga's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Bleeding Spanner seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Maluga avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Maluga appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spanner paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Kilo Maluga's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:16 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Bleeding Spanner!
In his post fight interview, Bleeding Spanner gave a big smile as he said 'Kilo Maluga 0. Team Ass 2. Ohhhhhhhh, my piss is going in his mouth!!!'.
Kilo Maluga spoke after the fight, saying 'My name is Kilo. Born to bleed.'.