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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Douche Canoe (ranked 2246 p4p, 448 weight class) and Rico Cole (ranked 46 p4p, 9 weight class). Cole is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Gerardo's Rico Suave. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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Great wrestler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 17 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Douche Canoe!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 16 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Rico Cole!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Seu Braga and Matheus Silva.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cole looks to land a left hand but Canoe moved out of range nicely.
A telegraphed right hand from Cole misses the target.
Canoe avoids the body shot from Cole.
Canoe thuds his right hand into Cole's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Canoe lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Cole wants to slow Canoe down by chopping away at his legs.
A leg kick checked by Canoe.
Canoe throws a leg kick but Cole sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Canoe wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Jab, jab by Cole - just one landing.
A decent looking cross lands there for Canoe.
Canoe scores with the left hand. Cole knows he should have avoided that one.
Cole lands a nice leg kick that just misses Canoe's sensitive parts.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A telegraphed right hand from Canoe misses the target.
Canoe slips a straight right by Cole.
Cole slips under a jab from Canoe.
Cole is looking to land body kicks.
Cole swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Canoe throws a hook but Cole avoids it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cole throws a nice outside leg kick.
Canoe checks the leg kick.
Canoe misses with a series of wild punches.
Canoe has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Canoe is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Cole lands with a shot to the body.
Canoe digs a good body shot into Cole's ribs.
Douche Canoe is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cole tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Canoe is able to avoid easily.
Canoe throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Cole looks to score with a jab to the body but Canoe is just out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Canoe misses the target.
Canoe just misses with a punch to the body.
Canoe moves out of range as Cole strikes.
A jab from Cole misses.
Cole moves in looking to clinch but Canoe pushes him off.
Cole finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Cole checks a low kick from Canoe.
Canoe tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Cole manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cole throws a jab but it's blocked by Canoe.
A nice leg kick from Cole, right into the meat of the thigh.
Canoe lands with a hook. Cole tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Canoe lands with a straight right. Cole didn't see that one coming.
Cole cracks Canoe with a good jab.
Cole is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Cole connects with a body shot that sends Canoe's belly button to the back.
Canoe listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Good leg kick by Cole.
Canoe is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Canoe throws a big shot that misses.
Canoe fails with an attempt to clinch.
Canoe throws a hook to the side of Cole's head but Cole sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Cole takes one to the chin there.
Cole avoids the body shot from Canoe.
Canoe swings widly with a right hand
and Cole connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Canoe moves out of range of the strikes.
Cole throws a half hearted mid kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Canoe slips under a jab.
Cole throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Cole uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Canoe.
A telegraphed right hand from Canoe misses the target.
A head kick by Cole misses
and Canoe counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Canoe.
Cole not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Canoe wants to control from the top but Cole keeps moving.
Canoe will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Canoe accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Canoe is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Canoe working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Canoe trying to control the position from guard on top but Cole is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Canoe throws a strike but Cole rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Canoe working for submissions but it's allowed Cole to get to half guard.
Canoe wants to sweep but Cole has passed to side control!
Cole working away.
Cole wants to control but Canoe is keeping him busy.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Canoe is trying to get back to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Douche Canoe will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Canoe pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cole swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cole sizes up Canoe with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
It looks like Douche Canoe has been cut.
Canoe checks a leg kick.
Canoe lands a lovely overhand right.
Douche Canoe seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cole staying out of range there.
Douche Canoe is winning the standup battle so far.
Jab by Canoe.
Cole displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Canoe throws out the jab.
Cole slips a straight right by Canoe.
Cole uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Canoe.
A combination from Cole does no damage.
Cole missing with a left hand there. Canoe was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Canoe fires out a quick counter leg kick but Cole just manages to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Canoe, as that shot connected.
Cole uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Canoe.
Good standup being displayed there by Canoe as he connects with a hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cole lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Cole scores with a jab to the jaw.
Cole attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Canoe changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Canoe throws a leg kick
and Canoe takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Canoe scores with a punch to the head.
Cole lands a nice hook to Canoe's body. Canoe takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Cole throws the left hand but Canoe avoids the punch easily.
Canoe swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cole slips under a jab from Canoe.
Canoe connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Cole throws a right hand that misses
and Cole takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Cole takes a swing at Canoe's ribcage but misses.
Canoe feinted with a counter takedown.
Cole throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Canoe counters with a nice double leg into guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Canoe accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Canoe throwing strikes but missing.
Cole keeping moving, preventing Canoe from controlling successfully.
Canoe with a flurry of punches that miss.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Canoe throws an elbow that misses. Cole uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Canoe's guard. Nice move by Cole!
Canoe has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Cole engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Canoe working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Cole doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Cole manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Cole wants to control from the top but Canoe keeps moving.
Canoe trying to control the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Canoe being controlled here, momentarily.
Canoe preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Cole preventing the sweep.
Canoe not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Canoe keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Canoe slips a straight right by Cole.
Canoe is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Cole misses with a hook. Canoe ducked under it nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Cole thumps Canoe with a low kick.
Danga de danga de dang - Cole scores with a four punch combination!
Cole walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Canoe checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Canoe misses with a hook.
Cole only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Cole drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Cole is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Canoe.
Cole moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
An inside leg kick lands from Canoe.
Cole defending well as Canoe loads up on a big left hand.
Canoe moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Cole swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A little feinted left hand from Canoe on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Cole misses with a low kick as Canoe jumps back.
Cole jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cole throws a low kick but it's checked well by Canoe.
Cole tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Canoe paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Cole fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Canoe manages to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Rico Cole will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Douche Canoe's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Canoe lands with a right hand.
Cole tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Canoe manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Canoe appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Cole misses with a low kick.
Canoe swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Canoe slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Cole clinches.
Cole wants to break the clinch but can't.
Cole's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Canoe lands a nice hook to Cole's body. Cole takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Cole throws a lazy right hand but Canoe sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Canoe swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cole uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Canoe.
Canoe circles away from the clinch attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cole tries to clinch up but Canoe circles away and keeps his distance.
Cole bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
No joy there for Canoe, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Canoe attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Nice defenses there by Cole.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cole throws a front kick aimed at Canoe's knee but Canoe avoids it well.
Cole fails with an attempt to clinch.
Canoe waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cole.
Canoe displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cole throws out the jab.
Cole shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Sloppy strikes from Canoe. Those never looked like landing.
Cole gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Cole swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Canoe throwing a counter right hand but Cole manages to avoid it.
Cole ducks under a wild hook from Canoe.
Canoe tries to close the distance and clinch up but Cole swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Canoe takes a swing at Cole's ribcage but misses.
Cole is looking to land body kicks.
Cole steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Canoe.
Canoe listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Canoe chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A big left from Canoe misses.
The fighters circling - Canoe throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cole throws a solid leg kick but Canoe takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Cole.
Cole is looking to slow Canoe down with leg kicks.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Canoe throws a hook but Cole avoids it easily.
Canoe pushes Cole up against the cage in a clinch.
Cole gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Canoe.
Cole's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Canoe walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Cole checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Cole slips a jab and a cross from Canoe.
Cole jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cole uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Canoe.
Cole takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Cole moves away from the strike by Canoe.
It seemed like Cole was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Canoe misses with the combination.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Cole! But no joy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Canoe lands with a hook. Cole tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
The fight stays on the outside here - Cole looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Cole fails with an attempt to clinch.
Cole throws a chopping leg kick but Canoe manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Cole slips under a jab from Canoe.
Cole slips under a jab from Canoe.
Cole throws a head kick that misses.
Canoe throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Canoe misses with the combination.
Canoe takes one to the side of the head.
Cole closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Canoe throws a right and a left that Cole avoids nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cole scores with a nice strike.
Cole looks to land a combination but Canoe avoids it well.
Canoe throws a leg kick that misses.
Cole flicks out a counter leg kick but Canoe steps away.
Canoe takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Canoe throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Cole misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cole on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Cole gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Cole just misses with a punch to the body.
Canoe misses with a leg kick.
Canoe misses with a straight left.
Cole lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Cole takes a swing at Canoe's ribcage but misses.
Cole keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Canoe.
Cole just misses with a punch to the body.
A counter left hand to the body from Canoe misses its target.
Canoe cracks Cole with an open hand slap.
And that's the end of the fight!
Douche Canoe showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Canoe has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 29:28
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 29:28
Judge Matheus Silva scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Douche Canoe!
Douche Canoe is the new super heavyweight champion!
Douche Canoe decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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