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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alistair Ubereem (ranked 805 p4p, 1475 weight class) and Keenan Eternity (ranked 17 p4p, 64 weight class). Eternity has chosen Cuntry Boner as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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8 - 1 - 0 |
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4 - 2 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Alistair Ubereem !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Keenan Eternity!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Dmitry Maklakov and Valeri Chadov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ubereem throws a body punch but Eternity moves out of range.
Ubereem just misses with a punch to the body.
Eternity now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Eternity throws a sloppy head kick
and Ubereem counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Eternity thinking.
Ubereem takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
It looks like Alistair Ubereem has been cut.
Ubereem dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Eternity. That did some damage!
Ubereem showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Eternity.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Eternity throws a sloppy head kick and Ubereem moves out of range easily.
Ubereem looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Ubereem defending well as Eternity loads up on a big left hand.
A counter left hand to the body from Ubereem misses its target.
Ubereem throws a hook but Eternity blocks it.
Eternity throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Ubereem counters with a right hand to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Eternity throws a head kick but Ubereem moves out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Ubereem . Eternity does a little dance to reset his feet.
Eternity tries a low kick but Ubereem avoids it.
Eternity misses with a combination
and Ubereem counters with a stiff right hand.
Ubereem scores with the left hand. Eternity knows he should have avoided that one.
Eternity slips under a jab.
Despite the aggression on Eternity's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Eternity throws a lazy uppercut
and Ubereem counters with a straight right hand.
Eternity misses with a hook.
Ubereem tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Eternity was well out of range. Poor timing from Ubereem .
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Eternity swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Eternity scores with a body shot.
Ubereem throws an off balance right hand
and Eternity connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Ubereem connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
A shot to the liver by Ubereem . Beautiful body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Eternity feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Ubereem sprawling to the canvas! Ubereem rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Eternity finish him?!
Ubereem pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Eternity appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Eternity throws a looping overhand right but Ubereem ducks down to avoid it.
Eternity throws a good cross that connects.
Ubereem is rocked!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ubereem misses with a right hand
and Eternity counters with a massive hook, right on the button! He's out cold! Damn, that was naaaaaasty! Hopefully he'll be OK.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Keenan Eternity!
Keenan Eternity took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'Mmmmm tastes like pussy'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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