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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kermit Archer (ranked 493 p4p, 389 weight class) and Donald Trump (ranked 72 p4p, 64 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Donald Trump was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kermit Archer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Donald Trump!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Archer misses with a wild body shot.
Archer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Trump wants to counter with a clinch but Archer pushes him away.
Archer has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Convicted Fight Club in the buildup to the fight.
Trump uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Archer.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Trump, as that shot connected.
Trump scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Trump throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Archer throws a hook to the side of Trump's head but Trump sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Trump will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Trump looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Nice shot by Archer.
Archer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Archer swings for the body but Trump moves out of range.
Trump wants to counter the offense by Archer and move into the clinch position.
Trump walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
A telegraphed right hand from Archer misses the target.
Archer rushes Trump and presses him up against the cage.
Nice body punch from Trump - that landed with a thud.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Trump throws a punch but it's blocked by Archer.
Archer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Trump tries to throw a body punch but Archer avoids it by throwing Trump back against the cage.
A hook to the body from Trump.
A head punch on the inside from Trump fails to land.
Good body shot from Trump.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Archer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Trump tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Archer's elbow.
Archer misses with a punch to the body.
Trump cracks Archer with a nice body shot.
A short left from Trump.
Trump lands a shot to the body.
Archer is breathing heavily.
Archer doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Trump.
Archer can't find room to land a body shot as Trump controls the action.
Archer throws a head punch that misses.
A shot in the inside from Trump.
Trump misses with a short punch on the inside.
Trump lands a nice uppercut.
Trump misses with some punches.
Trump misses with a hook from the clinch.
Archer blocks a body shot from Trump.
A short uppercut from Trump.
Archer takes an elbow to the forehead.
A head punch on the inside from Archer fails to land.
Archer struggles to land a body shot inside as Trump controls his hands.
Trump tries a body shot but Archer blocks it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Trump throws a head punch that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Archer is working Trump over against the cage.
Trump prevents a body shot from Archer.
Trump goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Trump tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Archer takes an elbow to the temple.
Archer dodges an elbow strike from Trump.
Trump throws an elbow that misses.
Archer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Archer working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Trump can't find room to land a body shot as Archer controls the action.
Trump misses with a body punch.
Trump blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Archer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Archer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Archer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Archer tries to work over Trump's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Archer is working for takedown but Trump is calmly controlling the position for now.
Archer looking for a takedown.
Trump lands with a short shot to the head.
Trump tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Trump creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Archer's defenses.
Trump tries to throw a body punch but Archer avoids it by throwing Trump back against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A body shot lands from Trump.
Trump stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Trump creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Archer's defenses.
Trump working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Trump lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Trump fails to land.
Trump lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Trump gets through Archer's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Trump throws a punch but it's blocked by Archer.
Trump scores with a shoulder strike.
Trump lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Archer backwards.
A nice left hand lands by Archer.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Archer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Trump.
Nice body punch from Trump - that landed with a thud.
Archer blocks an uppercut.
Trump pushes Archer back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Archer blocks the elbow strike.
Trump lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Archer lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Still in the clinch, Trump scores with a nice short uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Archer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Trump lands a body punch.
Archer throws a head punch that misses.
Trump lands an elbow that stopped Archer in his tracks for a moment.
Archer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Trump tries a body shot but Archer blocks it.
Trump lands with a light punch inside.
Archer lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Archer takes an elbow to the forehead.
Trump lands a nice shot to the body.
Trump comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Trump lands with a right to the head.
Archer prevents a body shot from Trump.
Trump misses with a hook to the ribs.
Trump misses with a body punch.
Trump blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A short right from Trump on the inside.
Trump lands an elbow inside.
Archer swings wildly with an uppercut but Trump uses good head movement to avoid it.
Trump misses with a body punch.
Archer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Donald Trump dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Archer closes the distance and clinches.
Trump tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Archer fails to land.
Nice body punch from Archer - that landed with a thud.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Archer.
Trump doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Trump cracks Archer with a nice body shot.
Trump is working Archer over against the cage.
Archer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Trump throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Trump.
Trump has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Archer lands a right hand that snaps the head of Trump backwards.
Trump lands an elbow inside that Archer shrugs off.
It looks like Kermit Archer has been cut.
Trump tries to throw a body punch but Archer avoids it by throwing Trump back against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Trump lands a hook to the side of the head.
Trump misses with a hook to the ribs.
Archer throws a head punch that misses.
Trump pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Trump misses with a hook to the ribs.
Trump scores with a nice hook to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Trump lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Trump misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Trump.
Trump misses with a punch on the inside.
Trump lands a body shot in the clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A hook to the body from Trump.
Trump blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Trump is working Archer over against the cage.
Trump blocking some punches.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Trump.
Archer misses with a punch on the inside.
Archer throws a punch but it's blocked by Trump.
Nice elbow from Trump.
A right handed body shot lands from Trump.
Donald Trump seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Archer throws a head punch that misses.
Trump lands with a left to the head.
Trump lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Archer backwards.
A right hook to the body lands for Trump.
Archer takes an elbow to the temple.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Trump working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Trump scores with a shoulder strike.
Archer prevents a body shot from Trump.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Trump.
Trump lands a nice shot to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Trump.
Trump creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Archer's defenses.
Trump lands an elbow that stopped Archer in his tracks for a moment.
Trump lands a hook to the side of the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Trump.
A shot in the inside from Trump.
Archer is rocked!
Trump lands a left hand that snaps the head of Archer backwards.
Oh Archer is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Trump has Archer pressed against the cage. He pushes Archer back and as he springs towards him off the cage, Trump throws a beautiful elbow that sends Archer crashing to the floor! Trump piles on the pressure with more strikes! Archer is flailing away but he's not defending himself and the referee steps in to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Donald Trump!
Donald Trump bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
The defeated Kermit Archer had this to say: 'The election is rigged.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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