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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dollar Hero (ranked 280 p4p, 933 weight class) and Louis C K (ranked 36 p4p, 115 weight class). Hero's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, For Heavy Metal we will die!. C K is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Live at Carnegie Hall. Louis C K will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dollar Hero!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Louis C K!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hero throws a body kick that misses.
C K wants to counter the offense by Hero and move into the clinch position.
C K closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for C K.
C K misses with a hook from the clinch.
We've been hearing reports that Hero has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Hero tries for a takedown. No joy.
C K misses with a punch to the body.
C K misses with a shot to the kidneys.
C K lands a left hand.
A nice left hand lands by C K.
C K throws a punch but it's blocked by Hero.
C K lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Hero backwards.
C K misses with a punch to the body.
Hero tries to throw a body punch but C K avoids it by throwing Hero back against the cage.
C K working aggressively here.
C K working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Hero blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hero blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hero lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hero scores with a shot to the side of C K's head.
A body shot lands from C K.
C K working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
C K misses with the head strike.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hero scores with a shot to the side of C K's head.
Hero fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
C K can't find room to land a body shot as Hero controls the action.
Hero misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Hero has C K pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Hero pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending C K tumbling to the mat - Hero dives into C K's guard.
C K is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
C K managing to control the position.
C K wants to sweep here but Hero controlling him for the moment.
Hero looking to pass the guard.
C K pulls Hero in close to prevent any damage.
C K bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Hero's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hero escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. C K gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hero being controlled here, momentarily.
Hero is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. C K is aware though and is defending well.
Hero is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Hero can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as C K controls the pace.
C K postures up in Hero's guard and throws a big left but Hero blocks it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
C K controlling from the top position.
C K wants to control from the top but Hero keeps moving.
Hero wants to sweep but no luck.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
C K engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Hero keeping moving, preventing C K from controlling successfully.
C K throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
C K throws a big elbow that misses.
Hero pulls C K in to control the position.
Hero keeping moving, preventing C K from controlling successfully.
C K works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Hero might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Hero moves into full guard.
C K landing with the ground and pound.
C K is in close to Hero's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Hero keeping moving, preventing C K from controlling successfully.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hero had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. C K defends it easily.
Hero tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Hero throws his legs up looking for a submission but C K uses it to pass to side control.
Hero sneaks back into half guard.
Hero controlling the position well.
Hero looking for submissions off his back.
C K throws a strike but Hero avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Hero controls C K momentarily but C K frees himself.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Louis C K dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Hero throws a leg kick which misses C K's front leg but catches the back leg as C K tries to avoid it.
Hero bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A punch combination from Hero misses.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
C K misses with a body shot.
C K looks to score with a jab to the body but Hero is just out of range.
C K takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Nice defenses there by Hero.
Hero attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Hero pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hero scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
C K is not content to let Hero control the position.
C K wants to control but Hero postures up.
Hero tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
C K manages to work his way to half guard, despite Hero's best efforts.
Hero lands with a punch from half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
C K slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Hero wants to control from the top but C K keeps moving.
C K is trying to control the position from the bottom.
C K keeping moving, preventing Hero from controlling successfully.
Hero scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Hero throwing strikes from guard but C K blocks nicely.
Hero pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. C K is keeping the position for now.
Hero wants to control from the top but C K keeps moving.
C K is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Hero is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
C K is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
C K manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Hero manages to get himself to full guard.
C K with a flurry of punches that miss.
C K got a little sloppy there for a moment and Hero has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, C K has managed to get both his arms back between Hero's legs - danger averted.
C K makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Hero looking for a guillotine here but C K defends easily.
C K trying to control but Hero is working from the bottom.
Hero looking for a guillotine here but C K defends easily.
C K pushing down on Hero's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hero is in trouble now - C K has advanced to mount!
Hero tries to lock up and control but C K gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Hero is in a bad position, trying to hold on for dear life but he is really struggling to maintain any sort of control.
C K looking to control and managing it successfully.
C K throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Hero because C K loaded up on that one.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, C K cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Hero is working to get back to half guard.
C K tries to control but Hero wriggling away.
Louis C K has got the better of the ground game so far.
Hero wants to control but C K is having none of it.
Hero is wriggling around trying to escape.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
C K controlling from mount.
C K prevents Hero from getting the reversal.
Hero regains half guard.
C K not doing much here.
Hero is trying to maintain the position but C K is very close to passing his half guard.
Hero is not content to let C K control the position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
C K throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Hero is trying is best to control the position here.
C K controlling the action here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Dollar Hero will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. And we move into the final round!
C K uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hero.
C K misses with a hook. Hero ducked under it nicely.
Hero uses good head movement to avoid the hook from C K.
C K on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Hero gets a takedown into half guard.
C K is positioning himself well to prevent Hero advancing to mount.
C K wants to get back to full guard.
C K keeps trying to improve his position.
Ground and pound from Hero.
Hero lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
C K is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Hero is thwarting C K's attempts to control the position.
C K avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Hero.
C K manages to get to full guard.
C K trying to keep a closed guard but Hero is proving a slippery customer.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hero in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Hero lands a couple of decent looking shots.
C K can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Hero controls the pace.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now C K is on top in guard.
C K engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
C K is continuing to stall.
C K wants to control from the top but Hero keeps moving.
C K is looking to work some ground and pound but Hero has wrist control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
C K engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
C K trying to control but Hero is working from the bottom.
Hero looking for a guillotine here but C K defends easily.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Hero is on top in guard.
C K lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Hero is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Hero is really struggling to control C K but he's trying to hold on to the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
C K controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Hero working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. C K doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. C K manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
C K trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
C K wants to control from the top but Hero keeps moving.
C K postures up in Hero's guard and throws a big left but Hero blocks it.
Hero trying to keep a closed guard but C K is proving a slippery customer.
C K stopping the sweep attempt from Hero.
C K looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
C K throws a big elbow that misses.
C K avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Hero wants to sweep here but C K controlling him for the moment.
C K controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Hero is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and C K defends well.
C K not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
C K wants to control from the top but Hero keeps moving.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dollar Hero showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Hero has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Louis C K!
Louis C K was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
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hype
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