PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thor Hammer (ranked 1037 p4p, 578 weight class) and Rhymin Slayin (ranked 143 p4p, 85 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Hammer
vs
Slayin

188 cm
34
221
22 - 18 - 0

190 cm
29
226
17 - 12 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Hardcore Alchemy

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Thor Hammer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rhymin Slayin!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Chris Edwards and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slayin lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Hammer backs up against the cage.
Slayin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Rhymin Slayin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hammer misses with a left hand
and Hammer takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

Hammer moves into the clinch.
Slayin with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Slayin lands a shoulder strike.
Slayin unloads a knee to the mid-section. Hammer lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Hammer working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Slayin lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slayin working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Hammer stalling in the clinch but Slayin improves position.
Slayin with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Hammer is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Hammer is struggling to control the position.
Hammer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Slayin tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hammer's elbow.
Slayin connects with a nasty looking knee right to Hammer's face.
Hammer lands a body punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slayin lands a knee to the head.
Hammer dodges an elbow strike from Slayin.
Slayin tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Hammer avoids it.
Hammer blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Slayin tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Slayin lands a nice shot to the body.
Hammer working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Slayin unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Hammer is breathing heavily.
Hammer tries to work over Slayin's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Slayin scores with a shoulder strike.
Slayin lands a nice uppercut.
Slayin struggles to land a body shot inside as Hammer controls his hands.
Slayin lands a right hand.

Hammer is rocked!
Slayin lands a hook that snaps the head of Hammer backwards.
Oh Hammer is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Slayin lands a big right hand that drops Hammer! The killer instinct kicks in and Slayin finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Slayin!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rhymin Slayin!
In his post fight interview, Rhymin Slayin started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.