PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Nati Pisswater (ranked 1488 p4p, 2559 weight class) and Bryan Furry (ranked 179 p4p, 274 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Pisswater
vs
Furry

172 cm
25
153
7 - 4 - 0

168 cm
25
155
7 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Excellent grappler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Hardcore Alchemy
Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Hardcore Alchemy
Core Combat

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Nati Pisswater!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bryan Furry!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Alyssa Summers and John Roberts.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Furry fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pisswater manages to avoid it.
Pisswater is looking to counter punch.
Furry shoots in for a double leg but Pisswater sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Furry shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Pisswater sprawls well. Pisswater wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Furry gets slowly back to his feet.
Left hook, right uppercut from Furry.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Furry!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Furry shoots in looking for a takedown but Pisswater manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Furry's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Nati Pisswater has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bryan Furry.
Pisswater leaves Furry with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Furry rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Pisswater moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
As Furry backs away, Pisswater returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Pisswater lands with a thumping leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Furry shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Pisswater's guard.
Furry throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Pisswater works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Furry trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Pisswater working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Furry.
Furry passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Furry trying to control the position but Pisswater is working away.
Furry scores with punches from side control.
Pisswater is trying to escape and get back to his feet.

Furry looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Pisswater wants to control but Furry postures up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Furry thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Furry wants to control but Pisswater is keeping him busy.
Furry creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Pisswater sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Furry working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Furry sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Pisswater is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Furry has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Pisswater isn't going anywhere.
Furry trying to control the position but Pisswater is working away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater dodges the ground and pound from Furry.
Pisswater takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Pisswater is trying to control Furry's posture but Furry avoids it.
I wouldn't like to be where Pisswater is right now.
Furry creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Pisswater sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Pisswater wants to get back to his feet.
Furry cracks Pisswater with a big right hand but Pisswater just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Pisswater can't do much from the bottom here.
Pisswater tries to get back to half guard but can't.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Furry tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Furry looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Pisswater is avoiding damage well.
Furry tries to move to mount but Pisswater blocks the move with his legs.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Furry throwing shots but missing, from side control.
You can see the frustration on Pisswater's face as Furry controls the position.
My spies in 3Band MMA inform me that Furry has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Pisswater parries the strikes from Furry easily there. Furry is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Pisswater to escape.

Furry goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Pisswater rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Furry's guard! Nice work there by Pisswater!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

Furry is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Pisswater is aware though and is defending well.
Furry is trying to keep Pisswater in close.
Pisswater wanted to stand there but Furry had control of the position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Bryan Furry dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Furry looks for a takedown but Pisswater sprawls well.
A little feinted left hand from Pisswater on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
A chopping leg kick lands by Pisswater.
Furry looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Pisswater is fending him off so far but Furry persists. Nope, Pisswater circles away and we're back to standing.
Pisswater stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Pisswater wants it to stay on the feet.
A quick step to the side and Pisswater tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nati Pisswater has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bryan Furry.
Sloppy strikes from Furry. Those never looked like landing.
Furry shoots in but no luck this time.
Bryan Furry seems to be getting the better of the standup.

Pisswater has taken the fight to the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pisswater tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Furry is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Pisswater pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Pisswater lands a nice uppercut.
Pisswater is pressed up against the cage. Furry has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Pisswater down to the mat. Pisswater avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Pisswater lands a high kick!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Furry swats away the attempt to clinch by Pisswater.
A countering left hand to the body from Furry misses.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Furry!
Furry has his takedown stuffed
and Pisswater counters with a nice leg kick.
Furry tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Furry is trying hard to land a takedown here. Pisswater sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Furry shoots in for a takedown but Pisswater shows good takedown defense.
Furry is breathing heavily.
Furry throws a hook but Pisswater avoids it easily.
Furry on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Pisswater. Pisswater obviously looking to wear him down.
Pisswater misses with a wild body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater scores with a hook to the body. Furry takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Furry misses with a double jab.
Pisswater turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Pisswater tries to land a leg kick but Furry saw it coming and moves away.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pisswater stuffs the takedown attempt from Furry. Furry gets slowly back to his feet.
Pisswater stuffs the takedown attempt from Furry. Furry gets slowly back to his feet.
Pisswater scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Furry doesn't seem bothered though.
Pisswater changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Furry fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater lands with a nice body punch.
Bryan Furry is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Pisswater connects with a body shot that sends Furry's belly button to the back.
A low kick lands for Pisswater.
Furry throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A little feinted left hand from Pisswater on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Pisswater lands a nice leg kick that just misses Furry's sensitive parts.
Pisswater jabs Furry to the body, keeping him at a distance.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Pisswater.
Nati Pisswater is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A combination from Furry does no damage.
Pisswater wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Pisswater punishes Furry's body with a nice straight punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Furry fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Pisswater is looking for a counter combo.
Furry misses with a hook to the body
and Pisswater counters with an outside leg kick.
Pisswater just misses with a punch to the body.

Pisswater instigates a clinch.

Pisswater pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Furry walks into a stiff left hand from Pisswater.
Good standup being displayed there by Pisswater as he connects with a hook.

Furry drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Pisswater wants to control but Furry postures up.
Pisswater is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Furry is controlling him well.
Pisswater is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Furry can do to turn this around?

Pisswater bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Nati Pisswater dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Furry takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Pisswater's corner calls for a 1-2. Pisswater obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Furry misses with a series of wild punches.
Pisswater dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Furry with a lazy takedown attempt
and Pisswater counters with a nice uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Furry avoids the body shot from Pisswater.
A little jabbing left from Furry on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A slow jab from Furry misses its intended target.
Pisswater half committed to a counter leg kick.
Furry takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Pisswater with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Furry shoots and misses

and Pisswater counters with a crisp right hand that drops Furry! Pisswater lets Furry back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Furry is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pisswater throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

Pisswater cracks Furry with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Furry looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Pisswater finish him?
Furry is still on wobbly legs! Can Pisswater finish him?
Furry is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Pisswater doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Furry crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Furry's bad books for that mishap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Nati Pisswater!
Our winner, Nati Pisswater, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.