PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Deon Big Daddy (ranked 692 p4p, 1455 weight class) and Wilhelm Van Hoodonk (ranked 87 p4p, 163 weight class). Big Daddy 's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Big Daddy Kane - Smooth Operator. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Big Daddy
vs
Van Hoodonk

194 cm
21
245
5 - 0 - 0

200 cm
21
245
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

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Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Deon Big Daddy !
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Wilhelm Van Hoodonk!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Joseph Jones and John Roberts.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Van Hoodonk lands a body shot.
Van Hoodonk keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Big Daddy .
Van Hoodonk keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Big Daddy .
Van Hoodonk misses with a straight right.
Big Daddy moves away from the strike by Van Hoodonk.
Van Hoodonk misses the shot to the body.
Big Daddy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Big Daddy staying out of range there.
Van Hoodonk has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Big Daddy is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Donk. Van Hoodonk catches Big Daddy right on the button with a cross.
Van Hoodonk throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Van Hoodonk throws a looping overhand right but Big Daddy ducks down to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Van Hoodonk scores with a punch to the head.
Van Hoodonk looks to land a combination but Big Daddy avoids it well.
A punch lands to the side of Big Daddy 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Van Hoodonk misses with a few strikes there.
Wilhelm Van Hoodonk seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Van Hoodonk's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Van Hoodonk duly obliges.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Van Hoodonk pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Van Hoodonk throws a lazy uppercut
and Big Daddy counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Big Daddy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Van Hoodonk misses with a wild body shot.
Big Daddy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Van Hoodonk.
We've been told by Big Daddy 's head coaches at Iron Sharpens Iron that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Big Daddy lands a jab to Van Hoodonk's midsection.
Big Daddy dodges the punch combination from Van Hoodonk.
Van Hoodonk steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Big Daddy . That one must have hurt.
Van Hoodonk looks winded!
Van Hoodonk works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Big Daddy misses with a double jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Van Hoodonk. Big Daddy does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Van Hoodonk throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Big Daddy sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Van Hoodonk misses with a hook. Big Daddy ducked under it nicely.
Van Hoodonk throws a series of punches but Big Daddy avoids them all with ease.
Van Hoodonk blocks a head kick by Big Daddy .
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Van Hoodonk swings away with a body shot that misses
and Van Hoodonk takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Van Hoodonk avoids a kick to the body.
Big Daddy misses with a head kick.
Van Hoodonk takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Big Daddy staying out of range there.
Big Daddy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Van Hoodonk.
An attempted straight right counter from Big Daddy misses the target.
Van Hoodonk misses with a hook

and Big Daddy counters with a crisp right hand that drops Van Hoodonk! Big Daddy lets Van Hoodonk back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Van Hoodonk jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Big Daddy was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Big Daddy on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Van Hoodonk throws a jab when Big Daddy was well out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Van Hoodonk thows a left - swing and a miss!
Big Daddy slips a straight right by Van Hoodonk.
Van Hoodonk throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Big Daddy throwing a counter right hand but Van Hoodonk manages to avoid it.
I'm just looking down at my notes here and I see that.... oh! Big Daddy has cracked Van Hoodonk with a big right, followed by a left! He's out on his feet! Big Daddy lands another huge swinging hook and Van Hoodonk tumbles to the canvas! The ref dives in to save Van Hoodonk, before Big Daddy can land any more shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Deon Big Daddy !
Deon Big Daddy retains his heavyweight title!
Deon Big Daddy decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.