PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jessy Dentler (ranked 1682 p4p, 2546 weight class) and King Kong (ranked 193 p4p, 269 weight class). Dentler's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Colter Wall - The Devil Wears a Suit and Tie. Kong comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Moviendo las Caderas kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that King Kong was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Dentler
vs
Kong

195 cm
33
287
14 - 10 - 0

190 cm
31
236
12 - 6 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Jessy Dentler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, King Kong!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Bruno Hogan and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kong ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kong steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Dentler.

Kong instigates a clinch.
Kong lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Dentler backwards.
Dentler tries to work over Kong's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dentler swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dentler is trying to break the clinch but Kong is controlling him.
Dentler lands a nice shot to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dentler.
Kong looks winded!
A short uppercut from Dentler.
Dentler works on Kong's body with a couple of short punches.

Dentler breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Good shot there by Dentler.
Dentler fakes the body blow, causing Kong to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Kong goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jessy Dentler!
Our winner, Jessy Dentler, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.