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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Korben Dallas (ranked 813 p4p, 1284 weight class) and Dude McWrestler (ranked 114 p4p, 180 weight class). McWrestler has chosen Tenacious D - Dude as his entrance music. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Dude McWrestler enters the cage!
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Great wrestler
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Korben Dallas!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dude McWrestler!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Percy O'Donnell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McWrestler scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
McWrestler is looking to advance position but Dallas won't allow it.
Dallas is trying to get back to full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dallas wants to get back to full guard but McWrestler has mounted him!
Dallas tries to lock up and control but McWrestler gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Dallas's coaches at Training Grounds have been working on his defensive grappling in preparation for this fight so let's see if he can get out of this tricky position.
Dallas is looking to improve his position but McWrestler isn't that keen on the idea.
Dallas tries to lock up and control but McWrestler gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Dallas is looking to get to half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McWrestler scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Dallas?
McWrestler with shots to the head and body - Dallas looks very uncomfortable down there.
Dallas tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Dallas sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
McWrestler is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dallas gets back to full guard.
McWrestler is in close to Dallas's body, working some short punches and elbows.
McWrestler works a leg free and moves into half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Dallas is looking to improve his position.
Dallas is trying to maintain the position but McWrestler is very close to passing his half guard.
Dallas is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but McWrestler pulls his head out easily.
McWrestler lands with a punch from half guard.
Dallas moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dallas controls McWrestler momentarily but McWrestler frees himself.
McWrestler working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Dallas's head.
McWrestler postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
McWrestler got a little sloppy there for a moment and Dallas has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, McWrestler has managed to get both his arms back between Dallas's legs - danger averted.
McWrestler throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
McWrestler slips nicely into half guard.
McWrestler passes into side control, despite Dallas's attempt to control the position.
McWrestler trying to control the action but Dallas is working from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dallas is trying to get back to half guard.
Dallas is not content to let McWrestler control the position.
Dallas manages to work his way to half guard, despite McWrestler's best efforts.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Dallas trying to hold on to McWrestler's head to control him but McWrestler postures up.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Dude McWrestler dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Dallas misses with a right hand
and McWrestler counters by clinching up.
McWrestler misses with a punch on the inside.
McWrestler tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
McWrestler misses with a hook to the ribs.
McWrestler has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Dallas regains guard immediately.
McWrestler wants to control from the top but Dallas keeps moving.
Dallas escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. McWrestler gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
McWrestler got a little sloppy there for a moment and Dallas has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, McWrestler has managed to get both his arms back between Dallas's legs - danger averted.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dallas manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. McWrestler manages to get himself to full guard.
McWrestler has his hands on Dallas's head, controlling the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dallas throws an elbow that misses. McWrestler uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Dallas's guard. Nice move by McWrestler!
Dallas manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. McWrestler manages to get himself to full guard.
Dallas tries to free his leg and advance position but McWrestler is retaining full guard.
Dallas is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Dallas trying to control but McWrestler is working from the bottom.
McWrestler tries to land a sweep but no joy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dallas is working McWrestler over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Dallas loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Dallas is looking to work some ground and pound but McWrestler has wrist control.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now McWrestler is on top in guard.
McWrestler postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
McWrestler stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dallas swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Dallas is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Dallas winds up and cracks McWrestler with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dallas is trying to control. McWrestler wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
McWrestler manages to get to full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler controls Dallas momentarily but Dallas frees himself.
Dallas lands a couple of elbows.
Dallas working some strikes from top position.
McWrestler bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Dallas's guard.
Dallas is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. McWrestler is aware though and is defending well.
McWrestler looking to pass the guard.
McWrestler is in close to Dallas's body, working some short punches and elbows.
McWrestler is working Dallas over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Dallas is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler distracts Dallas with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
McWrestler is looking to work some ground and pound but Dallas has wrist control.
Dallas controls McWrestler momentarily but McWrestler frees himself.
McWrestler content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Dallas wants to sweep but no luck.
McWrestler slips nicely into half guard.
McWrestler lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Ground and pound from McWrestler.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Dude McWrestler showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
McWrestler scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Dallas tries to buck McWrestler off but McWrestler is having none of it.
Dallas is trying to control McWrestler's posture but McWrestler avoids it.
Dallas is looking for a sweep.
Dallas sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
McWrestler slips a nice elbow through Dallas's hands, connecting with Dallas's forehead.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dallas works his way to full guard. Good work.
Dallas avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
McWrestler stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dallas swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Dallas is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McWrestler avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Dallas.
Dallas is trying to control the action in half guard but McWrestler is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Dallas missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Dallas prevents McWrestler from improving his position.
Dallas thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
McWrestler is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Dallas's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Dallas's back!
McWrestler scores with punches to the body.
Dallas is rocked!
McWrestler lands a punch that was close to the back of the head but the ref thinks it's OK.
Oh Dallas is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Dallas looking very determined here, making life difficult for McWrestler.
Korben Dallas has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dallas seems to have got his legs back now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dallas trying to control the position but McWrestler manages to sink in the hooks.
McWrestler lands a shot to the body.
McWrestler keeps control of the position as Dallas tries to break free.
McWrestler throwing damaging strikes from the back! Dallas could be in trouble here!
Oooh a big shot gets through from McWrestler. Many more shots like that and the referee will have to think about stepping in!
McWrestler is scoring with a succession of shots from the back. Dallas is covering up - he's had enough and the ref steps in to end the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dude McWrestler!
A victorious Dude McWrestler thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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