PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Ispa Mfer (ranked 79 p4p, 119 weight class) and Donald Trump (ranked 13 p4p, 17 weight class). Ispa Mfer is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Mfer
vs
Trump

181 cm
31
186
20 - 10 - 0

182 cm
30
203
26 - 7 - 0

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World class boxer
Insanely flexible

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World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ispa Mfer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Donald Trump!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Sosuke Kotani and Yasuomi Hirokawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Trump walks into a stiff left hand from Mfer.
Trump keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mfer.
Trump throws out a leg kick but Mfer moves out of range and Trump only half commits.
Mfer swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Mfer lands with an overhand left.
Mfer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Trump.
Trump takes a swing at Mfer's ribcage but misses.
Mfer is looking to counter with a body kick.
Mfer scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Mfer throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Trump throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Trump has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Mfer.
Trump tries to work over Mfer's front leg with a kick but Mfer checks it.
Mfer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
An inside leg kick lands from Trump.
Mfer misses with a head kick.
Trump takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Mfer looking to land some kicks to the body here.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Trump throws a poor cross that misses
and Mfer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Mfer throws a series of punches but Trump moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trump lands a slapping body shot.
Mfer lands an overhand right.
Mfer buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Trump misses the jab.
Mfer looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Trump cracks a nice hook into Mfer's ribs.
Crunch! Mfer slams his shin into Trump's torso.
Trump takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Mfer changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Mfer tried to score with a low kick but Trump checks it.
Trump throws the left hand but Mfer avoids the punch easily.
A nice leg kick lands there from Mfer.
Trump scores with a jab to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Trump takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Trump is looking to slow Mfer down with leg kicks.
Trump slips under a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mfer lands a nice leg kick that just misses Trump's sensitive parts.
Trump is looking to clinch but Mfer is avoiding it.
Trump on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Trump throws a nice outside leg kick.
Mfer misses with a leg kick.
Trump misses with a leg kick.
Trump misses with a hook.

Trump has closed the distance and engaged Mfer in a clinch.
A knee to the head by Mfer.
Mfer lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Trump tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short left from Mfer.
Trump swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Mfer with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Mfer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Trump goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mfer lands a right hand that snaps the head of Trump backwards.
Trump throws a head punch that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Mfer.
Trump struggles to land a body shot inside as Mfer controls his hands.
Mfer scores with a nice hook to the head.
Trump lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Mfer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Trump misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Trump pushes off an throws an elbow but Mfer leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Trump pushes off an throws an elbow but Mfer leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Mfer misses with a knee to the head.
Mfer throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Mfer landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Trump looks winded!
A quick uppercut on the inside from Mfer.
Mfer lands a knee to the head.
Mfer throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Trumps head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mfer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mfer lands a knee to the head.
Mfer lands an uppercut.
Trump swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Mfer working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Mfer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Trump tries to work over Mfer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Trump's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Mfer.

Mfer's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Mfer scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Mfer slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Trump throws a quick inside leg kick.
Trump checks the leg kick nicely there.
Mfer looks to score with a jab to the body but Trump is just out of range.
A chopping leg kick lands by Trump.
Mfer throws a looping overhand right but Trump ducks down to avoid it.
Trump swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Mfer connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Trump throws a nice outside leg kick.
Trump with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Trump moves out of range of the leg kick from Mfer.
Mfer lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Ispa Mfer dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Trump cracks a nice hook into Mfer's ribs.
Mfer lunges at Trump with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Trump's hand.
A big left from Mfer misses.
Trump lands a jab to the nose.
Mfer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Trump let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Mfer ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Mfer checks the leg kick nicely there.
Mfer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Trump.
Mfer throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Trump's head.
Mfer avoids the body shot from Trump.
Mfer scores with a kick to the body.
Mfer throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Trump misses the shot to the body.
Mfer ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Trump swings and misses with a hook to the body.
An attempted straight right counter from Mfer misses the target.
Ispa Mfer is winning the standup battle so far.
Mfer moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trump tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Mfer is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Trump is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Mfer rather than just go for the knockout.
Mfer checks a leg kick.
Mfer lands with a cross.
Mfer throws the left hand but Trump avoids the punch easily.
Mfer throws a quick inside leg kick.
Mfer darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Mfer is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Trump can do to turn this around?
Trump wants to clinch up but Mfer keeps it at a distance.
Trump tries to clinch up but Mfer circles away and keeps his distance.
Trump throws a lazy uppercut
and Mfer counters with a nice uppercut.
Mfer scoring well with a low kick there.
Trump stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Mfer.
Mfer lands with a shot to the body.
Mfer misses with a looping left.
Mfer slips under a jab from Trump.
Mfer thinks about countering with a body kick.
Mfer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Trump was well out of range. Poor timing from Mfer.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trump's jab looks to have found its range, popping Mfer under the eye.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Trump moves in looking to clinch but Mfer pushes him off.
Mfer's corner calls for a 1-2. Mfer obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Trump misses with a few strikes there.
Trump's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Trump defending well as Mfer loads up on a big left hand.
Mfer avoids the body shot from Trump.
Mfer stalks Trump and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Trump's face. Trump staggers backwards, shaken.
Mfer walks into a left hand.
Mfer throws a leg kick but Trump checks it.
Trump throws a body shot but no joy.
Mfer throws a head kick that misses
and Trump counters with a big head kick but Mfer shrugs it off.
Trump cracks Mfer with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Mfer with a jab.
Trump does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Mfer tried to counter with a leg kick but Trump avoided it.
Trump drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Mfer sends Trump crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Mfer is motioning to the referee to let Trump up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Trump is rocked!
Mfer takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Trump is still on wobbly legs! Can Mfer finish him?
Trump scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Trump seems to have recovered his senses.
Mfer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Trump moves away.
Mfer throws a low kick, looking for Trump's leg but Trump calmly moves out of range.
Mfer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Trump.
Mfer takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Trump looks for the body kick but Mfer saw that one coming.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mfer chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Trump can pounce on him.
Mfer scores with a nice head shot.
Mfer misses with an uppercut.
Trump wants to land a leg kick but Mfer is out of range.
Mfer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A slapping leg kick lands for Mfer.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Trump throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Trump takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Mfer works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Mfer moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
A jab from Mfer misses.
Mfer throws a push kick but Trump slaps the foot to one side.
Trump looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.

Mfer lands a big head kick that sends Trump tumbling to the mat! Mfer takes a step backwards and waves Trump back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Mfer checks a low kick from Trump.
Trump slips under a jab from Mfer.
Trump feints a counter leg kick.

Mfer sends Trump crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Mfer is motioning to the referee to let Trump up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Mfer throws a body shot but no joy.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Trump throws a half hearted mid kick.
Mfer lands with a nice body kick.
Trump scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Ispa Mfer dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Trump blocks a jab.
Mfer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Good exchange - Trump coming out on top.
Mfer lands a jab to the nose.
Mfer catches Trump with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Mfer lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Mfer throws a nice inside leg kick.
Trump fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mfer manages to avoid it.
Trump looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Mfer keeps the fight on the outside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Trump lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Mfer has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Mfer and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Mfer connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Trump's hands.
Trump has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

Mfer lands a big right hand that sends Trump crashing to the mat! Mfer stays standing though and waves Trump back to his feet!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mfer misses with a hook. Trump ducked under it nicely.
Trump moves away from the strike by Mfer.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mfer misses with an uppercut. Trump saw that one coming.
Mfer lands a body shot.
Trump misses with a wild body shot.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Trump lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Mfer has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Mfer and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Trump gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Mfer.
Mfer lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Mfer misses with a kick to the body.
Mfer checks the leg kick.
Mfer is looking to counter with a body kick.
Nice defenses there by Trump.
Trump tries a quick counter leg kick but Mfer is wise to it.

Mfer lands a big right hand that sends Trump crashing to the mat! Mfer stays standing though and waves Trump back to his feet!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Trump lands a nice looking body shot.
Both fighters step back and shake their arms out. Mfer engages and cracks Trump with a massive lead left hook - Trump tumbles to the floor, out cold! What a shot! Mfer is delighted - all that hard work in training paid off!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ispa Mfer!
An out of breath Ispa Mfer thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
Donald Trump was interviewed post fight and said 'It was the russians !'.