PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between David King (ranked 652 p4p, 744 weight class) and Randy Randleman (ranked 100 p4p, 116 weight class). King's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Manchester United Chants George Best Song Spirit In The Sky. Randleman has chosen Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch as his entrance music. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

King
vs
Randleman

190 cm
22
227
9 - 6 - 0

190 cm
23
211
10 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

CHURCH OF ZOIDBERG - FEEBLE FIGHTWEAR
Hardcore Alchemy

Brooklyn Apothecary

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, David King!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Randy Randleman!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Matheus Silva and Mauricio Rocha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
King throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A looping hook to the body misses from King. Randleman does a little dance to reset his feet.
Randleman feints a counter leg kick.
King lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Randleman has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Randleman ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
King bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Randleman's head.
King looks to land a left hand but Randleman moved out of range nicely.
King throws a big shot that misses.
King looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
King lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Randleman moves forwards but King connects with a nice, crisp jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
King connects with the punch.
David King seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A bone on bone clash there as King blocks the leg kick.
King misses with a left hand
and Randleman counters with a one-two to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
King looks to land a right hand but Randleman moved out of range.
And Randleman responds with a good body kick, but King manages to step out the way in time.
King lands a nice looking body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Randleman slips a straight right by King.
Randleman showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from King.
Randleman uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from King.
King scores with a hook.
King is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Randleman with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
King tests Randleman's chin there with a solid looking shot.
King swings away with a body shot that misses
enabling Randleman to counter with a crisp jab.

It looks like David King has been cut.
A shot to the body from King misses
and Randleman counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Randleman looking to land some kicks to the body here.
King listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
King takes a swing at Randleman's ribcage but misses.
Randleman looks like he wants to counter punch here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
King swings widly with a right hand

and Randleman counters with a nice right hand that sends King toppling to the canvas! King scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Randleman finish him?!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
King throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Randleman counters with a monster head kick that knocks King out cold! He topples like fallen a tree, crashing to the mat! Timbeeeeeerrr!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Randy Randleman!
A very excited looking Randy Randleman rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
David King was interviewed post fight and said 'Goin' t'pub afterwards, have a few pints & move on to the next chapter. I couldn't be mithered with it all anyway, you know what I mean? Can't be arsed'.