PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Massive Wanker (ranked 27 p4p, 663 weight class) and Raykuza Maui (ranked 2 p4p, 27 weight class). Raykuza Maui has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Massive Wanker's chin.

Wanker
vs
Maui

225 cm
26
294
17 - 0 - 0

195 cm
26
300
9 - 4 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

HELLBENT
Urban Fighter

Conviction
Brooklyn Apothecary

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Massive Wanker!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Raykuza Maui!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Eddie Farnsworth and Bruno Lombardi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wanker throws a lazy right hand but Maui sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Maui throws a looping overhand right but Wanker ducks down to avoid it.
Wanker avoids the body shot from Maui.
Wanker swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Maui misses with a straight right.
A little feinted left hand from Wanker on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Maui misses with a hook.

Wanker pushes Maui up against the cage in a clinch.
Wanker lands a nice shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Maui misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wanker misses with the head strike.
A short right from Wanker.
Maui scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Maui misses with a short punch on the inside.
Wanker tries to throw a body punch but Maui avoids it by throwing Wanker back against the cage.
Wanker throws a punch but it's blocked by Maui.
Maui swings wildly with an uppercut but Wanker uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wanker jumps guard but Maui stands there with Wanker around his waist. Wanker gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Maui blocking some punches.
Wanker is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Maui to keep the fight standing.
Wanker lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Maui backwards.
Maui misses with a short punch on the inside.
Wanker blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wanker tries a body shot but Maui blocks it.
Wanker lands a right hand that snaps the head of Maui backwards.
Wanker misses with a short punch on the inside.
Wanker struggles to land a body shot inside as Maui controls his hands.
Maui lands a left hand that snaps the head of Wanker backwards.
Wanker lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Wanker jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Maui walks away with a smile on his face. Wanker gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Massive Wanker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Wanker stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

It looks like Raykuza Maui has been cut.
Wanker slips a jab from Maui.
Wanker uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Maui.
Wanker avoids the body shot from Maui.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Maui throws a jab when Wanker was well out of range.
Good standup being displayed there by Maui as he connects with a hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Maui misses with a looping right.
Wanker lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Maui misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Maui takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Maui throws an overhand right that lands on Wanker's shoulder, as Wanker tries to avoid the shot.
Wanker misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Maui.
A telegraphed right hand from Maui misses the target.
Wanker lands a really nice looking cross but Maui seems unphased.
Maui swings widly with a right hand
and Wanker connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Maui rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

and Wanker counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Wanker blocks an uppercut.
Maui tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Maui is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Maui fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Wanker lands a hook to the side of the head.
Maui misses with a punch to the body.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wanker.
Maui lands a nice shot to the body.
A short right from Maui.

Maui breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Maui throws a hook but Wanker blocks it.
Maui looks to score with a jab to the body but Wanker is just out of range.
It looked like Wanker was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Maui.
Maui displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Wanker throws out the jab.
Maui takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wanker stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

That has opened up Raykuza Maui's cut even more.
Maui throws a hook to the side of Wanker's head but Wanker sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Wanker jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Maui throws a body shot but no joy.
A swing and a miss from Wanker.

Wanker moves into the clinch successfully.
Maui swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Still in the clinch, Wanker scores with a nice short uppercut.
Maui working aggressively here.
Maui misses with the head strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wanker.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wanker.
Wanker gets through Maui's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Wanker working aggressively here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Massive Wanker dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Raykuza Maui's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Maui takes a swing at Wanker's ribcage but misses.
A slow jab from Maui misses its intended target.
Maui thows a left - swing and a miss!
An attempted straight right counter from Wanker misses the target.
Wanker misses with an uppercut.
A swing and a miss from Wanker.
Maui swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Wanker misses with a lunging right hand
and Maui connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wanker tries to clinch but Maui moves out of range.
Wanker tests Maui's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Maui connects with a nice looking jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wanker swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Maui jabbing away but nothing is landing.
We've been informed that Maui has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Maui lands a nice shot to the body.
A swing and a miss from Wanker.
Wanker lands a lovely overhand right.
Maui scores with a hook to the body. Wanker takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Wanker staying out of range there.
Wanker is looking to counter punch.
Maui swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Maui throws a lazy uppercut
and Wanker cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A telegraphed right hand from Maui misses the target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Maui swings for the body but Wanker moves out of range.
Wanker throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Maui counter with a right hand.
Maui rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Wanker cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wanker throws the left hand but Maui avoids the punch easily.
Wanker is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Wanker cracks Maui with a hook to the temple - Maui is on wobbly legs here! Wanker swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Maui falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Wanker wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Massive Wanker!
Massive Wanker retains his super heavyweight title!
Our winner, Massive Wanker, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
The defeated Raykuza Maui had this to say: 'There's a reason this guy is undefeated. He's the best. '.