PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe Krutel (ranked 126 p4p, 197 weight class) and Santas Bitch (ranked 21 p4p, 31 weight class). Bitch has chosen Havana as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Krutel
vs
Bitch

201 cm
24
275
7 - 0 - 0

194 cm
24
270
13 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Conviction
Brooklyn Apothecary

HELLBENT
Altitude Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Joe Krutel!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Santas Bitch!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Daniel Cesar and Emerson Jorge.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Krutel takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Bitch throws a hook but Krutel avoids it easily.
Bitch misses with a looping right.
An attempted straight right counter from Krutel misses the target.
Krutel looks to land a right hand but Bitch moved out of range.
Krutel uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bitch has time to react.
Krutel needs to keep his hands up - Bitch had a free shot at his head there.

It looks like Joe Krutel has been cut.
Bitch moves out of range of the body kick from Krutel.
We've been told by Krutel's head coaches at Underground Rio that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Nice uppercut lands for Bitch. That snapped Krutel's head back.
Krutel scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Bitch missing with a left hand there. Krutel was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bitch slips a jab from Krutel.
A nice leg kick from Krutel, right into the meat of the thigh.
Krutel thumps Bitch with a low kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A big right from Krutel misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Bitch.
Krutel loads up on a big right hand but Bitch slips the punch.
A swing and a miss from Krutel.
Krutel fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Bitch checks it well.
Krutel swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bitch checks a leg kick.
Krutel slips a straight right by Bitch.
Nice straight punches there by Bitch. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Bitch.
Krutel throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bitch sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bitch misses with a right hand
and Krutel counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Krutel moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Krutel throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Krutel slips under a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Krutel thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bitch throws a looping overhand right but Krutel ducks down to avoid it.
Bitch lands a right hook to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Krutel has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Krutel there as he acknowledges the shot.
Bitch just misses with a punch to the body.
Krutel tried to counter with a leg kick but Bitch avoided it.

Bitch takes the fight into the clinch.
Krutel working aggressively here.
Bitch misses with a punch to the body.
Bitch lands an uppercut.

Krutel pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bitch loads up on a big right hand but Krutel slips the punch.
Krutel swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Krutel takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Bitch lands with a good body shot.
Bitch rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Krutel counters with a solid body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bitch works Krutel's body with a nice hook.
A jab from Bitch misses.
Bitch uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Krutel.
Bitch scores with a body shot.
Krutel is breathing heavily.
Bitch just misses with a punch to the body.
Bitch moves in looking to clinch but Krutel pushes him off.
Bitch connects with a crisp jab.

Bitch lands a big uppercut and Krutel crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Krutel looks OK. Bitch waves Krutel back to his feet!

Krutel is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Krutel glances at the clock... BAM! Bitch nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Krutel crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Krutel is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Santas Bitch!
Santas Bitch is the new heavyweight champion!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Santas Bitch made sure he mentioned HELLBENT, along with how happy he was to win his fight.