PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Nati Pisswater (ranked 234 p4p, 644 weight class) and Olyn Seran (ranked 32 p4p, 88 weight class). Seran has chosen Sound of Silence - Disturbed as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Pisswater
vs
Seran

172 cm
26
153
10 - 5 - 0

180 cm
26
157
12 - 7 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Conviction
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Nati Pisswater!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 1, fighting out of New York, Olyn Seran!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Joseph Jones and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pisswater rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Seran moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Seran throws a hook to the side of Pisswater's head but Pisswater sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

Seran rushes Pisswater and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Seran stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A short uppercut from Pisswater.
Seran lands a left hand that snaps the head of Pisswater backwards.
Pisswater misses with some punches.
Pisswater is trying to break the clinch but Seran has him pressed against the cage.
Seran fails to pull guard.
Nice body punch from Pisswater.
Pisswater misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Pisswater taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Pisswater working aggressively here.
Pisswater throws a punch but it's blocked by Seran.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A short left from Seran.
Pisswater is trying to force a seperation but Seran has the dominant position.
Pisswater's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Pisswater lands with a light punch inside.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Seran prevents a body shot from Pisswater.
Pisswater lands a body shot in the clinch.
Seran lands a left hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Seran fails to land.
Pisswater throws a head punch that misses.
Pisswater doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

Pisswater's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Pisswater blocks a low kick nicely.
Seran throws a front kick aimed at Pisswater's knee but Pisswater avoids it well.
Seran throws a leg kick but Pisswater checks it.
A leg kick checked by Pisswater.
A low kick lands for Pisswater.
Pisswater lands a jab to the nose.
Pisswater avoids a punch combination nicely.
Pisswater has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Hare of the Dog Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Pisswater tries to move into range but Seran moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Seran lands a jab.
A jab from Pisswater misses.
Pisswater misses with a body shot.

Pisswater has closed the distance and engaged Seran in a clinch.
Pisswater cracks Seran with a nice body shot.
Pisswater throws a punch but it's blocked by Seran.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pisswater.
Pisswater misses with a body punch.
Pisswater swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Seran prevents a body shot from Pisswater.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pisswater.

Pisswater breaks the clinch.
Seran looks to score with a jab to the body but Pisswater is just out of range.
Seran tries to close the distance and clinch up but Pisswater swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Seran waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pisswater.
Seran slips a straight right by Pisswater.
Pisswater ducks under a wild hook from Seran.
Pisswater avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

Seran has managed to clinch.

Seran ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Seran no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.

Seran is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

Pisswater gets to his feet - Seran follows without any prompting.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seran checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Seran takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Pisswater throws an overhand right that lands on Seran's shoulder, as Seran tries to avoid the shot.
Pisswater misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Seran.
Seran wants to counter with a clinch but Pisswater pushes him away.
Pisswater on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Seran lands with a good body shot.
Seran thuds his right hand into Pisswater's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Seran tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Pisswater uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Seran.
Seran throws a low kick but it's checked well by Pisswater.
Seran avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Pisswater throws a lazy right hand but Seran sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Pisswater throws a body punch but Seran moves out of range.
Pisswater avoids the body shot from Seran.

Pisswater has Seran up against the cage in a clinch.
Pisswater lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Pisswater blocks an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Seran gets control of Pisswater's arms and successfully pulls guard. Seran will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Pisswater preventing the sweep.

Pisswater stands up and waves to Seran to follow him.
Seran moves out of range as Pisswater strikes.

Pisswater moves into the clinch.
Pisswater stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Seran lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Pisswater.
Pisswater fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Pisswater is working Seran over against the cage.
Pisswater scores with a hook to the body.
Seran blocks a body shot from Pisswater.
Seran is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Pisswater to keep the fight standing.

Pisswater manages to break the clinch.
Pisswater misses with a low kick.
Seran throws a solid leg kick but Pisswater takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Seran.
Pisswater throws a low kick but it's checked well by Seran.
Seran chopping away at his opponent's legs.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Nati Pisswater will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Seran sizes up Pisswater with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Pisswater moves away from the strike by Seran.
Pisswater misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Seran.
Pisswater moves out of range as Seran strikes.
Some bone on bone action there as Seran checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.

Pisswater darts in and clinches Seran up against the cage.
Pisswater tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Seran's elbow.

Seran jumps guard.
Seran wants to sweep here but Pisswater controlling him for the moment.

Seran throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Pisswater gets to his feet. Seran looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Seran connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pisswater wants to land a leg kick but Seran is out of range.
Seran feints and then cracks Pisswater's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Pisswater down.
Pisswater scores with a hook to the body. Seran takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Seran throws a poor cross that misses
and Pisswater counters with a leg kick.
Pisswater throws out a loose jab but Seran uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Seran misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A little feinted left hand from Pisswater on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Pisswater swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Pisswater scores with a hook.
Seran keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Seran looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Pisswater throws a body shot but no joy.
Seran chopping away at his opponent's legs.

Pisswater forces Seran back against the cage and clinches.
Pisswater has a couple of punches blocked by Seran.
Seran throws a head punch that misses.
Pisswater misses with some punches.
Seran makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Seran jumps guard but Pisswater stands there with Seran around his waist. Seran gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Pisswater tries to throw a body punch but Seran avoids it by throwing Pisswater back against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater cracks Seran with a nice body shot.
Seran scores with a nice hook to the head.
Seran lands a left hand that snaps the head of Pisswater backwards.
Pisswater misses with a punch to the body.
Pisswater slowing the pace effectively.
Seran blocks an uppercut.
Pisswater tries a body shot but Seran blocks it.
Seran is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Pisswater to keep the fight standing.

Seran pulls guard effortlessly.
Seran is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Our spies down at at Oblivion Gate inform us that Seran has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Seran is adopting a defensive guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Seran is proving hard to escape from.
Seran is trying to keep Pisswater in close.
Seran keeping full guard, as Pisswater tries to pass.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Pisswater wants to stand but Seran is controlling his posture from full guard.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Seran thows a leg kick but Pisswater checks it
and Pisswater counters with a nice low kick that buckles Seran's knee momentarily.
Seran steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Pisswater.
A big left from Seran misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Pisswater connects with an inside leg kick.
Pisswater tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Seran was well out of range. Poor timing from Pisswater.
Pisswater thuds a left hand into Seran's body.
Pisswater misses with a low kick.
Pisswater is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Pisswater stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Seran.
Pisswater slips a jab from Seran.
Pisswater throws a looping overhand right but Seran ducks down to avoid it.
Pisswater misses with an uppercut.
Pisswater throws a leg kick but Seran moved away.
Olyn Seran seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Seran does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.

Pisswater clinches with his opponent.
Seran is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Pisswater to keep the fight standing.
Nati Pisswater has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Olyn Seran.
Seran tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Pisswater tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Seran is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Pisswater to keep the fight standing.
Pisswater doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Pisswater misses with a hook to the ribs.
Pisswater throws a head punch that misses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Nati Pisswater dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Good work by Seran as he checks the leg kick.

Pisswater clinches.
Seran tries to pull guard but Pisswater holds him up against the cage and eventually Seran drops back down to his feet.
Seran misses with a body punch.
Seran blocking some punches.
Pisswater tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Seran's elbow.
Seran has Pisswater pressed against the cage, preventing Pisswater from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Pisswater fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Pisswater throws a head punch that misses.
Seran tries to pull guard but Pisswater holds him up against the cage and eventually Seran drops back down to his feet.
Pisswater lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pisswater misses with the head strike.
Pisswater lands a nice uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Seran.

Pisswater escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Pisswater misses with a low kick as Seran jumps back.
Seran wants to counter with a clinch but Pisswater pushes him away.

Pisswater clinches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pisswater working aggressively here.

Pisswater breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Pisswater is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Seran can do to turn this around?
Seran misses with a low kick.
Seran tries a low kick but Pisswater avoids it.
Nati Pisswater is winning the standup battle so far.
Seran tried to score with a low kick but Pisswater checks it.
Seran throws a leg kick
enabling Pisswater to counter with a crisp jab.
Seran bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A nice inside leg kick there by Seran. That's going to slow Pisswater down.
Nice straight punches there by Pisswater. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Pisswater.
Seran misses with an uppercut. Pisswater saw that one coming.
Seran is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Pisswater.
Pisswater fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Seran has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Pisswater dodges the punch combination from Seran.
Pisswater tries to land a front kick but Seran steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Seran with the inside leg kick.
Seran is looking to clinch.
Pisswater misses with an uppercut. Seran saw that one coming.
Pisswater checks a low kick from Seran.
Olyn Seran has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Pisswater is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Seran lands a slapping body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Pisswater has Seran up against the cage in a clinch.
Nati Pisswater has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pisswater.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Pisswater.
Pisswater misses with some punches.
Pisswater blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Seran fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Nati Pisswater has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Olyn Seran.
Seran lands a shoulder strike.
Pisswater looking to stall.
Pisswater lands a hook to the side of the head.
Pisswater gets through Seran's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Pisswater.
Seran misses with a hook from the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Pisswater.
Seran throws a head punch that misses.
Pisswater throws a head punch that misses.
Nati Pisswater is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seran throws a head punch that misses.
Pisswater blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Pisswater throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Pisswater blocking some punches.
Seran is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Pisswater to keep the fight standing.
Seran working aggressively here.
A short right from Seran.
Pisswater lands with a right to the head.
Pisswater blocks an uppercut.
Seran lands a hook that snaps the head of Pisswater backwards.
Seran has a couple of punches blocked by Pisswater.
Seran fails to pull guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Seran misses with a hook from the clinch.
Seran throws a head punch that misses.
A hook to the body from Pisswater.
Pisswater blocking some punches.
Pisswater lands with a short shot to the head.
Seran prevents a body shot from Pisswater.
Seran misses with a punch on the inside.
Pisswater softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Pisswater.
Seran misses with the head strike.
Pisswater looking to slow down the pace here.
Seran jumps guard but Pisswater turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.

And that's the end of the fight!
Nati Pisswater showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Pisswater, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 30:27
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 30:27
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nati Pisswater!
Nati Pisswater bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.