PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Danny Trejo (ranked 973 p4p, 1111 weight class) and Rectal Thermometer (ranked 146 p4p, 172 weight class). Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Trejo
vs
Thermometer

181 cm
22
189
9 - 2 - 0

185 cm
22
194
6 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Conviction
Conquer

Conquer

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Danny Trejo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rectal Thermometer!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, James Atkins and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Trejo. Thermometer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thermometer scores with a three punch combo!
We've been told by Trejo's head coaches at King's Cross MMA that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Thermometer misses with a double jab.
Thermometer connects with a body shot that sends Trejo's belly button to the back.
A left lands for Thermometer.
Trejo moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Thermometer's corner calls for a 1-2. Thermometer obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

Trejo is rocked!
Trejo leaves his chin hanging out and Thermometer seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Trejo crumbles to the floor in a heap! The referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Rectal Thermometer!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Rectal Thermometer made sure he mentioned Conquer, along with how happy he was to win his fight.