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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Chanthaphone Southanouvong (ranked 1283 p4p, 614 weight class) and Barneys Wife Got Aids (ranked 194 p4p, 85 weight class). Southanouvong kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Y-U- Smilin. Wife Got Aids has chosen HEART ON ICE as his entrance music. This should be a great matchup!
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Chanthaphone Southanouvong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Barneys Wife Got Aids!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Franklyn Lucas and Jonathan Paton.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wife Got Aids walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Southanouvong checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Wife Got Aids throws an off balance right hand
and Southanouvong counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wife Got Aids uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Southanouvong.
Wife Got Aids swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Southanouvong misses with a straight left.
Barneys Wife Got Aids seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wife Got Aids tries to keep at a distance but Southanouvong has taken the fight into the clinch.
Wife Got Aids scores with a shot to the side of Southanouvong's head.
Southanouvong is trying to maintain a safe position but Wife Got Aids gets an underhook and turns Southanouvong into the cage.
Wife Got Aids working aggressively here.
A head punch on the inside from Wife Got Aids fails to land.
Wife Got Aids scores with a hook to the body.
Southanouvong blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Wife Got Aids lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Southanouvong or not.
Wife Got Aids swings wildly with an uppercut but Southanouvong uses good head movement to avoid it.
Southanouvong has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Southanouvong struggles to land a body shot inside as Wife Got Aids controls his hands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wife Got Aids lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Wife Got Aids looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
A shot in the inside from Wife Got Aids.
Southanouvong comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wife Got Aids blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wife Got Aids.
Wife Got Aids tries a body shot but Southanouvong blocks it.
Wife Got Aids scores with a shoulder strike.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Southanouvong is trying to stall.
Southanouvong blocks an uppercut.
Wife Got Aids avoids a wild elbow strike from Southanouvong.
Wife Got Aids lands a nice uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Wife Got Aids fails to land.
Wife Got Aids fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Southanouvong.
Southanouvong misses with a hook from the clinch.
Southanouvong lands a body punch in the clinch.
Wife Got Aids blocks an uppercut.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Wife Got Aids.
Wife Got Aids working aggressively here.
Wife Got Aids tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wife Got Aids lands a shot to the body.
A right hand to the body from Wife Got Aids.
Wife Got Aids misses with some punches.
Wife Got Aids scores with a shoulder strike.
Southanouvong working aggressively here.
A short left from Wife Got Aids.
Southanouvong is trying to maintain a safe position but Wife Got Aids gets an underhook and turns Southanouvong into the cage.
The referee is keeping an eye on Southanouvong - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wife Got Aids looking to stall.
Southanouvong is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Wife Got Aids breaks the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wife Got Aids ducks under a wild hook from Southanouvong.
Southanouvong walks into a straight right hand from Wife Got Aids.
Wife Got Aids throws a nice inside leg kick.
Southanouvong throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wife Got Aids dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Wife Got Aids thows a left - swing and a miss!
Southanouvong is looking to counter punch.
Wife Got Aids works Southanouvong's body with a nice hook.
Wife Got Aids throws a leg kick but Southanouvong moved away.
Nice uppercut there from Wife Got Aids.
Wife Got Aids lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Southanouvong ducks under a wild hook from Wife Got Aids.
A nice leg kick from Wife Got Aids, right into the meat of the thigh.
Wife Got Aids lands a nice looking body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wife Got Aids pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Wife Got Aids misses with a low kick.
Southanouvong walks forward, straight into a front kick from Wife Got Aids.
Wife Got Aids with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Southanouvong just misses with a punch to the body.
Southanouvong lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Wife Got Aids missing with a left hand there. Southanouvong was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
No joy there for Southanouvong, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Wife Got Aids throws an overhand right that lands on Southanouvong's shoulder, as Southanouvong tries to avoid the shot.
An attempted straight right counter from Southanouvong misses the target.
Wife Got Aids moves out of range as Southanouvong strikes.
Wife Got Aids throws a jab when Southanouvong was well out of range.
Wife Got Aids fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Wife Got Aids steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Southanouvong.
Wife Got Aids uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Southanouvong.
Southanouvong throws a shot from downtown. Wife Got Aids moves away and avoids it.
Southanouvong throws an overhand right that lands on Wife Got Aids's shoulder, as Wife Got Aids tries to avoid the shot.
Wife Got Aids tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Southanouvong was well out of range. Poor timing from Wife Got Aids.
An attempted straight right counter from Southanouvong misses the target.
Southanouvong moves out of range as Wife Got Aids strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wife Got Aids throws a jab but it's blocked by Southanouvong.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wife Got Aids lands a nice looking body shot.
Wife Got Aids lands a body shot.
Southanouvong checks the leg kick.
Southanouvong moves forwards but Wife Got Aids connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Wife Got Aids scores with a sloppy right hand. Southanouvong should have avoided that one.
Wife Got Aids displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Southanouvong throws out the jab.
Southanouvong steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Wife Got Aids.
Wife Got Aids throws a hook but Southanouvong blocks it.
Southanouvong is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Southanouvong throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Wife Got Aids counters with a nice uppercut.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Wife Got Aids.
Wife Got Aids throws a lazy right hand but Southanouvong sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Southanouvong throws a body shot but no joy.
Southanouvong bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Southanouvong misses with a wild body shot.
Wife Got Aids uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Southanouvong.
Wife Got Aids fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Southanouvong.
Southanouvong is looking to clinch but Wife Got Aids is avoiding it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Barneys Wife Got Aids dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
A good leg kick by Wife Got Aids.
Wife Got Aids stuns Southanouvong with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Wife Got Aids swings widly with a right hand
and Southanouvong counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Southanouvong ducks under a wild hook from Wife Got Aids.
Wife Got Aids's corner calls for a 1-2. Wife Got Aids obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Southanouvong connects with a body shot.
Wife Got Aids is looking to land body kicks.
Southanouvong keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Wife Got Aids.
Southanouvong takes a shot right to the bread basket.
A jab from Wife Got Aids does it's job there.
Southanouvong keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Wife Got Aids.
Wife Got Aids scores with a body shot.
Wife Got Aids rushes Southanouvong and presses him up against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Southanouvong.
Wife Got Aids is working Southanouvong over against the cage.
Wife Got Aids misses with a body punch.
Wife Got Aids wants to stall.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Southanouvong pushes Wife Got Aids back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wife Got Aids blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wife Got Aids.
Southanouvong looking to slow down the pace here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Southanouvong.
Wife Got Aids doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Southanouvong's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Southanouvong working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A short uppercut from Southanouvong.
Southanouvong throws a head punch that misses.
Southanouvong throws a punch but it's blocked by Wife Got Aids.
Barneys Wife Got Aids seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Wife Got Aids tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wife Got Aids on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from Wife Got Aids.
Southanouvong working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Southanouvong is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Southanouvong working aggressively here.
Wife Got Aids swings wildly with an uppercut but Southanouvong uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Southanouvong fails to land.
Southanouvong blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Southanouvong fails to land.
A short uppercut from Southanouvong.
Wife Got Aids misses with some punches.
The referee is keeping an eye on Southanouvong - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Wife Got Aids misses with a short punch on the inside.
Wife Got Aids has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Southanouvong lands a hook that snaps the head of Wife Got Aids backwards.
Wife Got Aids blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Wife Got Aids lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Southanouvong blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wife Got Aids.
Wife Got Aids blocking some punches.
Southanouvong scores with a nice hook to the head.
Southanouvong taking a breather.
Wife Got Aids working aggressively here.
Wife Got Aids softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Wife Got Aids fails to land.
Southanouvong fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Southanouvong stalling in the clinch but Wife Got Aids improves position.
Southanouvong swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Wife Got Aids dodges an elbow strike from Southanouvong.
Wife Got Aids works on Southanouvong's body with a couple of short punches.
A right hook to the body lands for Wife Got Aids.
A nice left hand lands by Wife Got Aids.
Wife Got Aids escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Wife Got Aids misses the jab.
Southanouvong is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Wife Got Aids connects with a leg kick.
Southanouvong doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Southanouvong thuds his right hand into Wife Got Aids's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Southanouvong missing with a left hand there. Wife Got Aids was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Barneys Wife Got Aids seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Wife Got Aids lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Southanouvong's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Wife Got Aids connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Southanouvong scrambles back to his feet.
Wife Got Aids looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wife Got Aids buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Southanouvong staying out of range there.
Southanouvong lands a jab to the head.
Nice defenses there by Wife Got Aids.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wife Got Aids looks to land a left hand but Southanouvong moved out of range nicely.
Wife Got Aids throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Southanouvong on the side of the head.
Wife Got Aids thuds a left hand into Southanouvong's body.
Wife Got Aids smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Southanouvong jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Southanouvong misses with a double jab
and Wife Got Aids counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Southanouvong waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Wife Got Aids.
Southanouvong blocks a leg kick.
Wife Got Aids fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Southanouvong on the side of the head.
Southanouvong throws a hook to the side of Wife Got Aids's head but Wife Got Aids sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A jab from Southanouvong misses.
Wife Got Aids throws an off balance right hand
and Southanouvong counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Southanouvong misses with a right hand
and Wife Got Aids counters with a low kick, right behind Southanouvong 's knee.
Wife Got Aids tries to clinch up but Southanouvong circles away and keeps his distance.
Wife Got Aids displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Southanouvong throws out the jab.
Wife Got Aids gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Barneys Wife Got Aids will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Wife Got Aids throws out a loose jab but Southanouvong uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wife Got Aids scores with a shot to the body.
Wife Got Aids fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Southanouvong is out of range.
Wife Got Aids dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Southanouvong. That did some damage!
Wife Got Aids lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Southanouvong throws a lazy right hand but Wife Got Aids sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Southanouvong throws a hook but Wife Got Aids avoids it easily.
Wife Got Aids misses the shot to the body.
Southanouvong scores with a shot to the body.
Wife Got Aids takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Southanouvong takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Wife Got Aids throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wife Got Aids is looking to chop away at Southanouvong's legs.
A jab from Southanouvong misses.
Wife Got Aids tried to score with a low kick but Southanouvong checks it.
Wife Got Aids's corner calls for a 1-2. Wife Got Aids obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Wife Got Aids uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Southanouvong.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wife Got Aids swats away the attempt to clinch by Southanouvong.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wife Got Aids chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Southanouvong misses with an uppercut. Wife Got Aids saw that one coming.
Southanouvong on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Wife Got Aids lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Wife Got Aids looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Wife Got Aids with a nice calf kick.
Southanouvong looks to land a left hand but Wife Got Aids moved out of range nicely.
Southanouvong avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Southanouvong takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Wife Got Aids throws a nice outside leg kick.
Wife Got Aids fails with an attempt to clinch.
Southanouvong throwing a counter right hand but Wife Got Aids manages to avoid it.
Wife Got Aids cracks a nice hook into Southanouvong's ribs.
Southanouvong uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Wife Got Aids.
Wife Got Aids on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Southanouvong throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wife Got Aids sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Chanthaphone Southanouvong has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Barneys Wife Got Aids is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wife Got Aids closes the distance and clinches.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wife Got Aids throws a head punch that misses.
A nice right hand lands inside from Wife Got Aids.
Southanouvong throws a punch but it's blocked by Wife Got Aids.
Southanouvong swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Wife Got Aids lands a nice shot to the body.
Southanouvong looking to stall.
Southanouvong is stalling here.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Wife Got Aids.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Southanouvong just misses with a elbow thrown towards Wife Got Aids's brow.
Southanouvong throws a head punch that misses.
Wife Got Aids blocks an elbow strike from Southanouvong.
A head punch on the inside from Southanouvong fails to land.
Southanouvong misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Southanouvong working aggressively here.
Southanouvong misses with the head strike.
Wife Got Aids throws a punch but it's blocked by Southanouvong.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wife Got Aids tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Southanouvong just stands there and leans against the cage.
Wife Got Aids misses with some punches.
Southanouvong misses with some punches.
A shot in the inside from Southanouvong.
Southanouvong throws a head punch that misses.
Southanouvong tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wife Got Aids's elbow.
Southanouvong pushes off an throws an elbow but Wife Got Aids leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Wife Got Aids misses with a punch to the body.
Wife Got Aids has a couple of punches blocked by Southanouvong.
Southanouvong tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wife Got Aids lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Southanouvong backwards.
Southanouvong scores with a nice hook to the head.
Wife Got Aids misses with a punch on the inside.
Southanouvong working aggressively here.
Wife Got Aids tries to throw a body punch but Southanouvong avoids it by throwing Wife Got Aids back against the cage.
Wife Got Aids lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Wife Got Aids misses with some punches.
Wife Got Aids has a couple of punches blocked by Southanouvong.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Southanouvong takes a shot to the head.
Wife Got Aids lands an uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wife Got Aids.
Southanouvong throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Wife Got Aidss head.
Wife Got Aids working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A shot in the inside from Southanouvong.
Wife Got Aids lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Southanouvong backwards.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Wife Got Aids.
Southanouvong lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wife Got Aids doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Wife Got Aids fails to land.
Wife Got Aids blocking some punches.
Southanouvong lands a hook that snaps the head of Wife Got Aids backwards.
Wife Got Aids misses with a body punch.
Southanouvong misses with an elbow over the top.
Wife Got Aids misses with a punch on the inside.
Wife Got Aids digs a right hand into Southanouvong's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Southanouvong's gas tank.
Wife Got Aids swings away with an uppercut that misses.
And that's the end of the fight!
Barneys Wife Got Aids comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Wife Got Aids has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 28:29
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Barneys Wife Got Aids!
Barneys Wife Got Aids decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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