PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Luis Maestre (ranked 572 p4p, 983 weight class) and Expendable Crewman V (ranked 17 p4p, 30 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Crewman V's choice of entrance music: Star Trek. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Maestre
vs
Crewman V

225 cm
30
300
22 - 10 - 0

200 cm
40
286
26 - 21 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Hardcore Alchemy
Savage Fightwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Luis Maestre!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Expendable Crewman V!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Daniel Franklin and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Maestre misses with a looping left.
Crewman V is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

It looks like Expendable Crewman V has been cut.
Maestre misses with a few strikes there.
Crewman V is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Maestre with a body shot.
Maestre feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Crewman Vs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Maestre misses with a looping left.
Crewman V throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Maestre swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Crewman V misses with a lunging right hand
and Maestre comes in over the top with a devastating right hand! Crewman V stumbles back against the cage, looking to regain his senses but Maestre is on him like rabid pit bull! Crewman V slumps to the ground under a storm of punches and this fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Luis Maestre!
Luis Maestre took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'UPSET OF THE FUCKING YEAR BABY'.