PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alborz Mumu (ranked 82 p4p, 104 weight class) and Biff Raper (ranked 14 p4p, 18 weight class). Biff Raper has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Alborz Mumu's chin.

Mumu
vs
Raper

210 cm
28
260
17 - 5 - 0

193 cm
32
248
29 - 13 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Conviction
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Alborz Mumu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Biff Raper!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Shirou Masuda.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Raper connects with a solid leg kick.
Raper lands a lovely overhand right.
Mumu looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Raper misses with a hook.
Mumu swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Mumu throws a looping overhand right but Raper ducks down to avoid it.
Raper looks to land a left hand but Mumu moved out of range nicely.
Mumu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Raper.
Mumu throwing a counter right hand but Raper manages to avoid it.
Raper sizes up Mumu with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Raper connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Mumu walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
A head kick misses from Raper.
Raper cracks Mumu on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Mumu falls backwards against the cage. Raper follows up with more strikes that drop Mumu to his knees. Raper keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Mumu! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Biff Raper!
A relieved looking Biff Raper thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.