PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Andy Viking (ranked 462 p4p, 167 weight class) and Techno Viking (ranked 65 p4p, 24 weight class). Techno Viking has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Viking
vs
Viking

225 cm
28
270
11 - 4 - 0

199 cm
30
285
19 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Conviction
Voodoo Nutrition

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing
Altitude Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Andy Viking!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Techno Viking!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Donatello Bradman and Chris Dean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Andy Viking throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Techno Viking let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Andy Viking swings for the body but Techno Viking moves out of range.
Techno Viking throws out a counter right but Andy Viking avoids it with no problem.
Andy Viking throws a head kick but Techno Viking moves out of range.
Techno Viking throws out a counter right but Andy Viking avoids it with no problem.
Andy Viking dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Techno Viking. That did some damage!
Techno Viking moves out of range of the leg kick from Andy Viking.
Techno Viking let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Andy Viking throws the left hand but Techno Viking avoids the punch easily.
A little jabbing left from Techno Viking on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Andy Viking throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Techno Viking is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Andy Viking with a body shot.

Techno Viking lands a big uppercut and Andy Viking crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Andy Viking looks OK. Techno Viking waves Andy Viking back to his feet!

Andy Viking is rocked!

It looks like Andy Viking has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Andy Viking throws a leg kick
and Techno Viking counters with a beautiful right hand that knocks Andy Viking out cold! What a finish! Techno Viking is going crazy, running around the mat, summersaulting off the corner posts and screaming into the cameras. Something tells me he's pretty happy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Techno Viking!
Our winner, Techno Viking, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.