PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pierre Joseph Proudhon (ranked 1127 p4p, 1051 weight class) and Alphonzo Mirage (ranked 155 p4p, 143 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Alphonzo Mirage was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Proudhon
vs
Mirage

188 cm
39
193
32 - 16 - 0

191 cm
40
212
33 - 21 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Heavy handed

Grunge Nutrition

Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pierre Joseph Proudhon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Alphonzo Mirage!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mirage misses with a jab to the body
and Proudhon counters with a straight right hand.
Mirage displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Proudhon throws out the jab.
Mirage throws a lazy right hand but Proudhon sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Mirage uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Proudhon.
Nice defenses there by Proudhon.
Mirage lands with a hook. Proudhon tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Mirage uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Proudhon has time to react.
Mirage misses with a hook
and Proudhon cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Proudhon fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Mirage throws a leg kick that is checked
and Proudhon counters with a straight right hand.
Proudhon swings for the body but Mirage moves out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mirage misses with a straight left.
Mirage moves out of range as Proudhon strikes.
Mirage throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Mirage throws a right hand that misses
and Proudhon counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Mirage misses with an uppercut. Proudhon saw that one coming.
Mirage throws a head kick that Proudhon semi-blocks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Proudhon keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mirage.
Nice defenses there by Proudhon.
Mirage doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Mirage cracks Proudhon with a good jab.
A swing and a miss from Mirage.
Good exchange - Mirage coming out on top.

Proudhon is rocked!
Proudhon misses with a hook to the body
and Mirage counters with a big left hand that crumples Proudhon! He was out before he hit the floor! Brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Alphonzo Mirage!
During a confident post fight interview, Alphonzo Mirage thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.