PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Lemmy Bang (ranked 938 p4p, 950 weight class) and Ser Bian Warc Riminal (ranked 112 p4p, 113 weight class). Bang's entrance music is For Heavy Metal we will die!. A fine choice. On his way into the cage it seems that Lemmy Bang has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Lemmy Bang seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Bang
vs
Riminal

169 cm
29
145
11 - 5 - 0

168 cm
29
145
9 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Heavy Metal Drugs
Brooklyn Threads

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Lemmy Bang!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ser Bian Warc Riminal!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A swing and a miss from Bang.
Bang misses with a body punch
and Riminal connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Riminal slips a jab from Bang.
Riminal uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bang.
A swing and a miss from Bang.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Riminal! But no joy.
Bang takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Bang shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Bang avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bang swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Lemmy Bang seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bang avoids the body shot from Riminal.
Bang feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Riminal throws the left hand but Bang avoids the punch easily.
Bang has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Riminal finds it's way round the side to connect with Bang's head.
Bang looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Riminal throws a right and a left that both miss.
Riminal scores with a jab to the head.
Bang throws a lazy right hand but Riminal sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Riminal misses the shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Riminal staying out of range there.
Bang attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bang swings widly with a right hand
and Riminal counters with a stiff right hand.
Riminal looks to land a right hand but Bang moved out of range.
Bang throws a right hand that misses

and Riminal counters with a shoot takedown. Bang fights it but they end up in guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Bang had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Riminal defends it easily.

Riminal has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Bang to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Riminal is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Bang pulls down on the head and he's put Riminal to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Lemmy Bang!
Lemmy Bang decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.