PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Ibrahim Cuntmara (ranked 575 p4p, 953 weight class) and Roberto Soldic (ranked 35 p4p, 53 weight class). Cuntmara comes to the cage accompanied by Powerful Frenz. Soldic has chosen The Impression That I Get as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Roberto Soldic was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Cuntmara
vs
Soldic

179 cm
28
138
16 - 5 - 2

175 cm
28
148
13 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Conquer
Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Conviction
Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 5 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ibrahim Cuntmara!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Roberto Soldic!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Micheangelo Fripello and Ryoma Takatsuka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crunch! Soldic slams his shin into Cuntmara's torso.
Cuntmara checks a leg kick.
Soldic throws a low kick but it's checked well by Cuntmara.
Cuntmara half committed to a counter leg kick.
A lazy left from Soldic finds it's target.
Cuntmara cracks Soldic with a good jab.
Soldic looks to land a left hand but Cuntmara moved out of range nicely.
Cuntmara lands a jab-cross combination.
Cuntmara throws a leg kick but Soldic sees it coming and moves out of range.
Soldic moves out of range of the leg kick from Cuntmara.
Soldic takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Soldic avoids a kick to the body.
Some bone on bone action there as Soldic checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Soldic steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cuntmara.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Soldic! But no joy.
Cuntmara's jab looks to have found its range, popping Soldic under the eye.
Soldic tries to close the distance and clinch but Cuntmara swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Cuntmara scores with a jab to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cuntmara misses with a body shot.
Soldic throws a fast counter high kick but Cuntmara manages to duck under it in time.
A slapping leg kick lands for Cuntmara.
Soldic misses with the combination.
Soldic cracks Cuntmara with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Soldic throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Cuntmara chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A left lands for Soldic.
Soldic tries to land a front kick but Cuntmara steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Soldic moves out of range of the strikes.
Soldic fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Cuntmara checks it well.
Soldic throws a half hearted mid kick.
Cuntmara scores with a jab.
Cuntmara looks to score with a jab to the body but Soldic is just out of range.
Cuntmara moves out of range of the strikes.
Cuntmara avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Soldic looks to land a left hand but Cuntmara moved out of range nicely.
Cuntmara really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
A slow jab from Cuntmara misses its intended target.
Cuntmara throws a low kick but Soldic avoids it.
Soldic looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Cuntmara throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Soldic blocks a low kick nicely.
Soldic dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Cuntmara. That did some damage!
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Soldic staying out of range there.
Cuntmara throws a leg kick but Soldic sees it coming and moves out of range.
Cuntmara throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Cuntmara scores with a decent looking hook.
Soldic tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cuntmara was well out of range. Poor timing from Soldic.
Soldic misses with a looping left.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Soldic throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Cuntmara connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Soldic is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Cuntmara throws the left hand but Soldic avoids the punch easily.
Cuntmara misses with a looping left.
A head kick misses from Cuntmara.
Soldic throws a leg kick but Cuntmara sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Soldic lands a head shot.
Cuntmara slips under a jab from Soldic.
Soldic lands with a shot to the body.
Cuntmara tries to land a leg kick but Soldic saw it coming and moves away.
Soldic has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Soldic there as he acknowledges the shot.
Soldic throws a looping overhand right but Cuntmara ducks down to avoid it.
Cuntmara pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Soldic just misses with a punch to the body.
Soldic bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Cuntmara fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Soldic is out of range.
Cuntmara looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Soldic tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Soldic fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Cuntmara on the side of the head.
Soldic walks into a stiff left hand from Cuntmara.
Cuntmara is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A chopping leg kick lands by Soldic.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cuntmara on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Cuntmara throws a jab but it's blocked by Soldic.
Soldic let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Soldic walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Cuntmara checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Cuntmara tried to counter with a leg kick but Soldic avoided it.
Cuntmara checks the leg kick nicely there.
Cuntmara throws a one two combo.
Cuntmara sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Cuntmara misses with an uppercut. Soldic saw that one coming.
Cuntmara lands with a kick to the temple. Soldic shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Cuntmara steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Soldic.
A decent looking cross lands there for Cuntmara.
Soldic swings for the body but Cuntmara moves out of range.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Soldic.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Soldic pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cuntmara throws a body punch but Soldic moves out of range.
Cuntmara lands with an overhand left.
Cuntmara connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Cuntmara misses with a kick to the body.
Soldic connects with a solid leg kick.
Cuntmara swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Soldic tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
An inside leg kick lands from Cuntmara.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Soldic tries a head kick but it misses.
Cuntmara connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Soldic's hands.
Soldic looks to land a combination but Cuntmara avoids it well.
Soldic lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Soldic dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Cuntmara. That did some damage!
Soldic walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Soldic avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Soldic lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Soldic tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Cuntmara manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Soldic moves out of range of the leg kick from Cuntmara.
Cuntmara throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Soldic's head.
Cuntmara throws a leg kick
and Soldic counters with a low kick, right behind Cuntmara 's knee.
Soldic just misses with a punch to the body.
Cuntmara closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Cuntmara throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Soldic's head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cuntmara walks into a left hand.
Soldic throws a sloppy head kick and Cuntmara moves out of range easily.
Soldic looks to score with a jab to the body but Cuntmara is just out of range.
Cuntmara drops his hands momentarily and Soldic takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Cuntmara lands a lovely overhand right.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Ibrahim Cuntmara will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Soldic tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Cuntmara manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Soldic walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Cuntmara checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Cuntmara checks the leg kick.
Cuntmara lands with an overhand left.
Cuntmara ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Soldic tries to move into range but Cuntmara moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Cuntmara catches Soldic with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Soldic checks the leg kick nicely there.
Soldic looks to throw the jab but Cuntmara is out of range.
Soldic misses with a kick to the body.
Cuntmara scores with a head kick. Soldic tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Cuntmara gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Soldic slips under a jab.
Soldic misses with a looping right.
Soldic buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A low kick from Soldic misses
and Cuntmara counters with a nice uppercut.
Soldic throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cuntmara lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Cuntmara tries to land a leg kick but Soldic saw it coming and moves away.
Soldic showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Cuntmara.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Soldic drives through and clinches with Cuntmara against the cage.
Soldic gets through Cuntmara's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Cuntmara fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cuntmara prevents a body shot from Soldic.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Cuntmara can't find room to land a body shot as Soldic controls the action.
Soldic misses with some punches.
Soldic misses with some punches.
Cuntmara makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Soldic blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Soldic.
Cuntmara working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Cuntmara blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Soldic blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cuntmara tries to throw a body punch but Soldic avoids it by throwing Cuntmara back against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Soldic.
Soldic throws a punch but it's blocked by Cuntmara.

Soldic manages to break the clinch.
Soldic rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
A jab lands there for Cuntmara.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Soldic checks a low kick from Cuntmara.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Soldic punishes Cuntmara's body with a nice straight punch.
Soldic throws a leg kick but Cuntmara sees it coming and moves out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Cuntmara misses the target.
Cuntmara lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Cuntmara just misses with a punch to the body.
Soldic misses with a body kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Soldic lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Cuntmara has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Cuntmara and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
That kick from Cuntmara tenderised Soldic's leg. Soldic is trying to keep his angry face on.
Soldic throws a head kick but Cuntmara moves out of range.
Cuntmara takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Ibrahim Cuntmara is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Cuntmara looks to land a left hand but Soldic moved out of range nicely.
Soldic walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Cuntmara checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Soldic throws a leg kick but Cuntmara sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Cuntmara misses with a hook. Soldic ducked under it nicely.
Cuntmara throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Soldic avoids the body shot from Cuntmara.
Soldic tries to work over Cuntmara's front leg with a kick but Cuntmara checks it.
The fighters circle momentarily. Cuntmara darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Soldic has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Cuntmara connects with the punch.
Cuntmara tries to bum rush Soldic with a series of wild strikes but Soldic uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Soldic defending well as Cuntmara loads up on a big left hand.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Soldic! But no joy.
Cuntmara tries to bum rush Soldic with a series of wild strikes but Soldic uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Soldic throws a hook to the side of Cuntmara's head but Cuntmara sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Cuntmara uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Soldic.
Soldic throws a shot from downtown. Cuntmara moves away and avoids it.
A low kick lands for Soldic.
Soldic has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Soldic there as he acknowledges the shot.
Cuntmara tries to move into range but Soldic moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Soldic misses with a straight right.
Soldic buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Cuntmara is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Nice body punch from Cuntmara.
Soldic tries to clinch but Cuntmara is having none of it.
Soldic walks into a jab.
Cuntmara misses with a straight right.
Cuntmara throws a jab when Soldic was well out of range.
Soldic misses with a hook.

Soldic moves into the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Soldic tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cuntmara's elbow.

Cuntmara's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cuntmara lands with a hook. Soldic tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Soldic scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Soldic throws a leg kick but Cuntmara sees it coming and moves out of range.
Cuntmara takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Soldic misses with a body shot.
Cuntmara rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Soldic moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Soldic is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Soldic buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Cuntmara misses the jab.
Cuntmara tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Cuntmara fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Soldic tries to clinch but Cuntmara moves out of range.
Cuntmara stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Soldic.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cuntmara looks to land a right hand but Soldic moved out of range.
Ibrahim Cuntmara is winning the standup battle so far.
Soldic throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
A chopping leg kick lands by Cuntmara.
Soldic throws a hook but Cuntmara avoids it easily.
Soldic keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cuntmara.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Ibrahim Cuntmara dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Soldic takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Soldic lands the left hand.
Soldic fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Cuntmara has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Cuntmara chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Cuntmara goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Soldic dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Soldic misses the shot to the body.
Soldic takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
A jab from Cuntmara misses.
Soldic tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Cuntmara is able to avoid easily.
Soldic pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Soldic tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Cuntmara chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Cuntmara avoids the body shot from Soldic.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Good leg kick by Soldic.
Cuntmara takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Soldic just misses with a punch to the body.
Cuntmara throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Soldic is looking to clinch.
Cuntmara lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cuntmara drops his hands momentarily and Soldic takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Good work by Soldic as he checks the leg kick.
Cuntmara throws a shot from downtown. Soldic moves away and avoids it.
Soldic takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Cuntmara lands a head shot.
Cuntmara jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cuntmara misses with a looping left.
Good work by Soldic as he checks the leg kick.
Soldic misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Cuntmara counters with a two punch combo.
Cuntmara lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Cuntmara tries a head kick but it misses.
A shot to the liver by Cuntmara. Beautiful body shot.
Soldic misses with a body kick.
Soldic throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cuntmara throws the left hand but Soldic avoids the punch easily.
Soldic tries to land a front kick but Cuntmara steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Soldic swings for the body but Cuntmara moves out of range.
Cuntmara goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Soldic throws a solid leg kick but Cuntmara takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Soldic.
Cuntmara connects with a solid leg kick.
Roberto Soldic has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Cuntmara misses its intended target.
Cuntmara misses with the combination.
Soldic throws a body kick that misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Soldic misses the target.
Cuntmara throws a sloppy head kick and Soldic moves out of range easily.
A nice leg kick from Soldic, right into the meat of the thigh.
Cuntmara fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Soldic checks it well.
Soldic on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Cuntmara. Cuntmara obviously looking to wear him down.
Soldic misses with a body shot
and Cuntmara counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A jab from Cuntmara misses.
Nice uppercut there from Cuntmara.
Soldic tests Cuntmara's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Cuntmara misses with a straight left.
Soldic with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Cuntmara throws a nice outside leg kick.
Cuntmara lands a leg kick that knocks Soldic off balance momentarily.
Soldic throws a low kick but Cuntmara moves out of range easily.
Nice straight punches there by Cuntmara. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Cuntmara.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Soldic scoring well with a low kick there.
A leg kick checked by Cuntmara.
Cuntmara looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Cuntmara throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Soldic throws out a leg kick but Cuntmara moves out of range and Soldic only half commits.
Soldic stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Cuntmara.
Soldic moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Cuntmara takes a swing at Soldic's ribcage but misses.
Cuntmara uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Soldic.
Cuntmara lands with a cross.
Cuntmara cracks Soldic with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Soldic throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cuntmara sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Soldic takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
A jab lands there for Cuntmara.
Soldic throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cuntmara sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Cuntmara uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Cuntmara lands with a good body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cuntmara smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Soldic paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Soldic scores with a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cuntmara throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Cuntmara misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cuntmara connects with a jab.
Soldic moves out of range of the leg kick from Cuntmara.
Soldic looks to land a left hand but Cuntmara moved out of range nicely.
Cuntmara defending well as Soldic loads up on a big left hand.
Cuntmara lands with an overhand left.
Soldic ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cuntmara moves away.
Cuntmara feints and then cracks Soldic's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Soldic down.
Soldic throws a shot to the body.
Cuntmara lands a jab to the nose.
Cuntmara is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Soldic can do to turn this around?
A bone on bone clash there as Cuntmara blocks the leg kick.
Good standup being displayed there by Cuntmara as he connects with a hook.
A good leg kick by Soldic.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A jab lands there for Cuntmara.
Soldic scores with a head kick.
Soldic throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Soldic throws out a loose jab but Cuntmara uses good head movement to avoid it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ibrahim Cuntmara showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Cuntmara, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 30:27
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 29:28
Judge Ryoma Takatsuka scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ibrahim Cuntmara!
During a confident post fight interview, Ibrahim Cuntmara thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
Roberto Soldic was interviewed post fight and said 'documentaries'.