PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Chris Steve (ranked 41 p4p, 32 weight class) and Jensen Chelios (ranked 8 p4p, 5 weight class). Steve kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is TWIST HIS D*CK. Chelios has chosen Shabba as his entrance music. Chris Steve is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Steve
vs
Chelios

175 cm
39
178
53 - 12 - 0

179 cm
32
177
15 - 4 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin

PWNAGE™
Conviction

Paddy's Enhancing Drugs (160Q)
Carnage Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 53 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chris Steve!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jensen Chelios!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chelios lands a glancing blow to the side of Steve's head.
Steve needs to keep his hands up - Chelios had a free shot at his head there.
Steve fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Chelios lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

It looks like Chris Steve has been cut.
Steve misses with a right hand
and Chelios counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Steve connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Steve throws a leg kick that is checked
and Chelios counters with a nice uppercut.
Steve scores with a sloppy right hand. Chelios should have avoided that one.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Steve walks into a jab.
Chelios moves out of range of the leg kick from Steve.
Steve throws a half hearted mid kick.
Chelios only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Steve misses the shot to the body.
Chelios steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Chelios lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chelios ducks under a wild hook from Steve.
Chelios throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Steve throws a shot from downtown. Chelios moves away and avoids it.
Chelios displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Steve throws out the jab.
Chelios scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Steve takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Chelios misses with a hook. Steve ducked under it nicely.
Steve is looking to counter punch.
Chelios fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Chelios lands with an overhand left.
Chelios on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Steve is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Chris Steve seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Steve moves out of range as Chelios throws a body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chelios is looking to slow Steve down with leg kicks.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chelios lands with a straight right. Steve didn't see that one coming.
A jab from Chelios finds it's way through Steve's defenses.
A slow jab from Steve misses its intended target.
Steve misses with a hook
and Chelios counters with a nice uppercut.
Steve throws a combination that misses
and Chelios counters with a stiff right hand.
Steve misses with a body shot.
Steve takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Steve ducks under a wild hook from Chelios.
Steve throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Steve misses with a right hand
and Chelios cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

Chris Steve's cut is getting worse.
Chelios keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chelios throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Chelios throws a wild body kick that Steve sees coming a mile off.
A little feinted left hand from Steve on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Steve throws the left hand but Chelios avoids the punch easily.
Chelios throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Steve on the side of the head.

Chelios closes the distance and clinches.
Steve lands a hook to the side of the head.
Chelios lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Steve tries to throw a body punch but Chelios avoids it by throwing Steve back against the cage.
Chelios takes a shot to the head.

Steve breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Chelios takes the fight into the clinch.
Steve can't find room to land a body shot as Chelios controls the action.
Steve tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Chelios's elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chelios with a knee to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Steve blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Chelios misses with the head strike.
Chelios scores with a shoulder strike.

Chelios's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Steve tries to land a front kick but Chelios steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Chelios lands a body shot.
A good leg kick by Chelios.
Steve misses the shot to the body.

Chelios fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Steve, pushing him back against the cage.
Chelios tries to pull guard but Steve forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Chelios has a couple of punches blocked by Steve.

Chelios pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Chelios connects with the punch.
Steve throws a front kick aimed at Chelios's knee but Chelios avoids it well.
Chelios doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Jensen Chelios dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Chris Steve's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Steve slips a straight right by Chelios.
Steve throws a big shot that misses.
Steve bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Chelios's head.
Chelios uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Steve has time to react.
Steve scores with a jab to the head.
Chelios takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Jensen Chelios seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Steve misses with an uppercut
and Chelios counters with a stiff right hand.
Chelios takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Chelios ducks under a wild hook from Steve.
Chelios wants to counter with a clinch but Steve pushes him away.
Steve connects with a leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A telegraphed right hand from Chelios misses the target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Steve defending well as Chelios loads up on a big left hand.
Steve lunges at Chelios with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Chelios's hand.
Steve looks to throw the jab but Chelios is out of range.
Steve works the jab nicely.
Nice uppercut lands for Chelios. That snapped Steve's head back.
Chelios thuds his right hand into Steve's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Steve walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

Steve cracks Chelios with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Steve has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Chelios to stand back up!

Chelios is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Steve lands a nice looking body kick.
Chelios tries to clinch but Steve moves out of range.
It appears Steve was looking to counter with a kick there.
Steve looks to land a left hand but Chelios moved out of range nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chelios loses concentration momentarily and Steve pounces with a three punch combo! Right, left, right! Chelios crashes face first to the mat, out cold! Steve finishes this one with a fantastically precise combo! Great stuff.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:07 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Chris Steve!
Chris Steve retains his middleweight title!
Chris Steve decided to call for a title shot in his post fight interview, which was very strange given the fact this fight was for a title and he's already the champion. I guess that's what getting punched in the head does for you.