PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dakota Thibodeaux Jr. (ranked 712 p4p, 2031 weight class) and Hank McCoy (ranked 102 p4p, 261 weight class). Thibodeaux Jr. comes to the cage accompanied by Rags2Riches. McCoy has chosen Monster as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Thibodeaux Jr.
vs
McCoy

191 cm
20
214
9 - 1 - 0

185 cm
20
215
6 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dakota Thibodeaux Jr.!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Hank McCoy!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Steve Montenegro and John Roberts.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thibodeaux Jr. lands a straight punch to the body, keeping McCoy at a distance.
Thibodeaux Jr. throws a hook to the side of McCoy's head but McCoy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
McCoy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Thibodeaux Jr. bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of McCoy's head.
McCoy throws an overhand right that lands on Thibodeaux Jr.'s shoulder, as Thibodeaux Jr. tries to avoid the shot.
Thibodeaux Jr. dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Thibodeaux Jr. has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Thib's Sweat Shoppe in the buildup to the fight.
Thibodeaux Jr. misses the shot to the body.
Thibodeaux Jr. throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McCoy staying out of range there.
Thibodeaux Jr. fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. McCoy looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Thibodeaux Jr.'s corner calls for a 1-2. Thibodeaux Jr. obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Thibodeaux Jr. looks to land a left hand but McCoy moved out of range nicely.
McCoy connects with a crisp jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thibodeaux Jr. slips a straight right by McCoy.
McCoy throws a sloppy head kick and Thibodeaux Jr. moves out of range easily.
The crowd cheers as Thibodeaux Jr. lands an impressive looking overhand right. McCoy doesn't seem phased though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McCoy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Thibodeaux Jr. throwing a counter right hand but McCoy manages to avoid it.
A head kick misses from McCoy.
McCoy misses with an uppercut.
McCoy avoids the body shot from Thibodeaux Jr..

Thibodeaux Jr. sends McCoy crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Thibodeaux Jr. is motioning to the referee to let McCoy up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

McCoy is rocked!

It looks like Hank McCoy has been cut.
McCoy gets tagged by a hook that puts him to sleep! Thibodeaux Jr. points and yells something to his unconcious foe before strutting off. McCoy wakes up just in time to hear Thibodeaux Jr. thank his coaches in the post fight interview.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dakota Thibodeaux Jr.!
A less than humble Dakota Thibodeaux Jr. misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.