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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kermit Archer (ranked 754 p4p, 521 weight class) and Rob Kardashian (ranked 112 p4p, 71 weight class). Kardashian has chosen Wu Tang Clan - Gravel Pit as his entrance music. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kermit Archer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 38 - 23 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rob Kardashian!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Archer closes this distance looking for a takedown but Kardashian circles away.
Archer throws the kick towards the body but Kardashian avoids it.
Kardashian looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Archer shoots in looking for a takedown. Kardashian tries to sprawl out of it but Archer keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Kardashian manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Archer scores with a hook to the body. Kardashian takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Archer looks to score with a jab to the body but Kardashian is just out of range.
A countering left hand to the body from Kardashian misses.
Kardashian misses with a double jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kardashian tries to close the distance and clinch but Archer swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Kardashian has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Kardashian waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Archer.
Archer misses with a body punch
and Kardashian counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Archer misses with a shot to the body
and Kardashian counters with a nice uppercut.
Archer swings for the body but Kardashian moves out of range.
Rob Kardashian is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Archer.
Archer is looking to land body kicks.
Kardashian walks into a straight right hand from Archer.
Archer looks to land a right hand but Kardashian moved out of range.
Archer with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Kardashian misses with an uppercut. Archer saw that one coming.
Archer throws a looping overhand right but Kardashian ducks down to avoid it.
Kardashian misses with a two punch combination.
Archer misses with a hook
and Kardashian counters with a stiff right hand.
Archer takes a swing at Kardashian's ribcage but misses.
Kardashian is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Archer with a body shot.
Kardashian gets tackled into the cage by Archer. Archer maintains the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Kardashian.
Kardashian wants to get back to striking at distance but Archer won't allow it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kardashian.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Archer lands a left hand that snaps the head of Kardashian backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A head punch on the inside from Archer fails to land.
Kardashian lands a body shot.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Archer.
Kardashian lands a left hand that snaps the head of Archer backwards.
Archer makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Archer doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kardashian.
Archer can't find room to land a body shot as Kardashian controls the action.
Kardashian tries to work over Archer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kardashian is trying to push Archer away but Archer has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Kardashian tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Archer's elbow.
Kardashian breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Archer throws a predictable looking body shot
and Kardashian connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Archer looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Archer dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Archer misses with a takedown
and Kardashian counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kermit Archer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Archer throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Kardashian was covering up waiting for the punch and Archer finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Archer loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Kardashian looking for a sweep. Not yet Kardashian, not yet.
Kardashian pulls Archer in close to his closed guard and prevents Archer from doing any damage or advancing position.
Archer has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Archer accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Archer looking to sit in guard and control but Kardashian gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Archer not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Archer is really struggling to control Kardashian but he's trying to hold on to the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kardashian throwing strikes from guard but Archer blocks nicely.
Archer can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Kardashian controls the pace.
Archer is looking to sweep but instead, Kardashian has passed into half guard.
Archer tries to get to full guard but Kardashian has control of the leg.
Kardashian content to control rather than advance.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Rob Kardashian will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Archer closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Archer lands in his opponent's guard.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Kardashian utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Archer throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Kardashian works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Archer postures up.
Archer lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kardashian scrambles and gets back to his feet.
Archer scores with a nice body kick.
Archer connects with a solid leg kick.
Archer with a jab.
Kermit Archer is winning the standup battle so far.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kardashian wants to clinch up but Archer keeps it at a distance.
Archer swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Archer throws a body shot but no joy.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Kardashian, as that shot connected.
Archer will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Kardashian! But no joy.
Archer bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Kardashian's head.
Kardashian throws a low kick but Archer avoids it.
Archer feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Archer misses with a jab to the body
and Kardashian counters with a stiff right hand.
Kardashian throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Archer appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Kardashian staying out of range there.
Kardashian now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Left hook, right uppercut from Kardashian.
Archer lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Kardashian moves out of range as Archer strikes.
A countering left hand to the body from Kardashian misses.
Kardashian lands a leg kick that knocks Archer off balance momentarily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Archer takes a swing at Kardashian's ribcage but misses.
Kardashian misses with a hook
and Archer counters with a nice uppercut.
Archer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Archer bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Archer misses with an attempted mid kick.
Kardashian avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Archer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kardashian.
Archer swinging wildly here.
A punch lands to the side of Kardashian 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Archer gets a takedown into half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Archer not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Kardashian regains full guard. Nicely done.
Archer won't allow Kardashian to sweep him here.
Kardashian trying to keep a closed guard but Archer is proving a slippery customer.
Kardashian tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Archer throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Kardashian works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Archer throwing strikes but missing.
Kermit Archer overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Kardashian keeping moving, preventing Archer from controlling successfully.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Archer looking to sit in guard and control but Kardashian gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Kardashian tries to free his leg and advance position but Archer is retaining full guard.
Archer looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Archer is working hard here to advance position.
Kardashian is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Archer keeping moving, preventing Kardashian from controlling successfully.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Kermit Archer dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Archer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kardashian manages to avoid it.
Archer keeps Kardashian at a distance using the push kick.
Archer bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Kardashian's head backwards.
Archer wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Archer is looking to wear down Kardashian with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Archer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kardashian moves away.
Kardashian now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Archer fails with a takedown attempt.
Kardashian avoids the body shot from Archer.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice jab there from Kardashian.
Archer clobbers Kardashian with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Kardashian ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Archer moves away.
Archer misses the shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Archer takes a swing at Kardashian's ribcage but misses.
It seemed like Kardashian was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Kermit Archer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Archer misses with a body kick.
Archer is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Kardashian looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Kardashian is looking to clinch.
A big left from Kardashian misses.
Kardashian defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Archer.
A little jabbing left from Kardashian on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A telegraphed right hand from Kardashian misses the target.
Kardashian throws a right hand that misses
and Archer connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kardashian takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Archer throws a body shot but no joy.
Kardashian lands with an uppercut that bounces Archer off the cage and back into range.
Archer scores with a jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Archer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Archer lands with a nice combination. Kardashian backs away looking to recover.
It looks like Rob Kardashian has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A low kick from Archer misses
enabling Kardashian to counter with a crisp jab.
Archer changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Kardashian tries to avoid it but Archer manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Kardashian to the ground. Kardashian escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kermit Archer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kardashian on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Archer misses with a hook
and Kardashian makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Kardashian ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Kardashian tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Archer manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Archer shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Kardashian as he avoids it easily.
Archer takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Kardashian tries to clinch up but Archer circles away and keeps his distance.
Archer tries to move into range but Kardashian moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Archer.
Kardashian looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Kardashian throws an overhand right that lands on Archer's shoulder, as Archer tries to avoid the shot.
Archer misses with a straight right.
Archer shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Archer doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Archer takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Archer throws a body shot but no joy.
Kardashian misses with a straight right.
Kardashian keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kardashian thuds his shin into the meat of Archer's side.
Kardashian moves into the clinch.
Kardashian scores with a shoulder strike.
Kardashian scores with a nice hook to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Archer.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Archer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kardashian misses with a hook to the ribs.
Archer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kardashian's elbow.
Kardashian working aggressively here.
Kardashian manages to break the clinch.
Kardashian tries to score with a low kick but Archer moves his leg out of the way.
Kardashian drives through and clinches with Archer against the cage.
Kardashian presses Archer against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Kardashian blocks a body shot from Archer.
Archer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Archer misses with some punches.
Kardashian blocking some punches.
Kardashian is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Archer has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Kardashian after a bit of a struggle.
Archer is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Archer blocks an uppercut.
And that's the end of the fight!
Rob Kardashian comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Kardashian has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rob Kardashian!
Rob Kardashian decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
Kermit Archer was interviewed post fight and said 'The election is rigged.'.
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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