PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ham Burger (ranked 756 p4p, 1573 weight class) and Ivar Kvick (ranked 107 p4p, 218 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Burger
vs
Kvick

180 cm
21
177
7 - 1 - 0

181 cm
28
180
7 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Paddy's Enhancing Drugs (160Q)

New Standard

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ham Burger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ivar Kvick!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Chad Campbell and Dean Styles.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kvick swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Burger cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Kvick dodges the punch combination from Burger.
Kvick just misses with a punch to the body.
It looked like Burger was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Burger pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kvick let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Burger looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Burger waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kvick.
Kvick lands a head shot.
Kvick takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Kvick misses the jab.
Burger scores with a jab.
Burger has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Jeffery Epstein Suicide Center in the buildup to the fight.
A right-left combo lands from Kvick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kvick throws an overhand right that lands on Burger's shoulder, as Burger tries to avoid the shot.
Kvick throws out a powerful jab.
Burger swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kvick throws a left and a right that both miss
and Burger counters with a straight right hand.
Burger throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kvick sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kvick moves out of range of the strikes.
Kvick takes one to the chin there.
Kvick swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kvick pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Ham Burger seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Burger slips under a jab from Kvick.
Burger keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

Kvick shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Kvick showed some decent athleticism there.

Burger actively working from the bottom here.

Burger looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Kvick is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.

Burger looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Burger gets full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Burger is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Kvick is aware though and is defending well.

Burger throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Burger throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Burger looking for a guillotine here but Kvick defends easily.

Burger is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Kvick defends well.
Kvick lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Kvick trying to control but Burger is working from the bottom.

Burger is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Kvick defends well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Burger has his feet on Kvick's thighs here. He's pushed Kvick off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Kvick screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Ham Burger!
Ham Burger really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Paddy's Enhancing Drugs (160Q) logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.