PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Natalia Pisswater (ranked 981 p4p, 939 weight class) and Michal Sykora (ranked 50 p4p, 47 weight class). Natalia Pisswater has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Pisswater
vs
Sykora

170 cm
23
136
6 - 3 - 0

170 cm
23
142
8 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Fast

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Natalia Pisswater!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Michal Sykora!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Jonathan Paton and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab lands there for Pisswater.
Pisswater uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Sykora.
A solid leg kick lands there for Sykora.
Sykora swinging wildly here.
Pisswater jabs at Sykora's body.
Pisswater tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

Sykora gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Pisswater to score an easy takedown into full guard.

Pisswater postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Sykora is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Pisswater, into his guard.

Pisswater managing to control the position.

Pisswater is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Sykora is aware though and is defending well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sykora throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Sykora trying to control but Pisswater is working from the bottom.

Pisswater working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Sykora doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Sykora manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Sykora preventing the sweep.
Pisswater seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Sykora must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

Pisswater is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Pisswater trying to keep a closed guard but Sykora is proving a slippery customer.

Sykora content to sit in guard, stalling... Great. Oh but he could get punished here because Pisswater has locked up a guillotine! Pisswater's face is contorted as he sqeezes tight on the submission attempt - will he finish? Sykora is holding on here and Pisswater must be using up a lot of energy. Sykora has gone limp! He's out! He's out cold! Pisswater gets to his feet, tossing aside his stricken foe. Arms raised, he milks the applause from the crowd. Great submission!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Natalia Pisswater!
Natalia Pisswater spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.