PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jane Malley (ranked 343 p4p, 552 weight class) and Satanic Panic (ranked 46 p4p, 81 weight class). Malley comes to the cage accompanied by Rosemary Clooney - Mambo Italiano . The crowd seem to be enjoying Panic's choice of entrance music: Freezing Moon. Satanic Panic has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Malley
vs
Panic

190 cm
26
165
11 - 4 - 0

172 cm
28
158
15 - 8 - 1

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

BJJ Red Belt
World class MT
Granite chin

Barry Bonds Performance Enhancers -160Q
Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jane Malley!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Satanic Panic!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Ren Mimura.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Panic throws a head kick that misses.
Panic pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Malley cracks Panic with an open hand slap.
Malley throws a leg kick which misses Panic's front leg but catches the back leg as Panic tries to avoid it.
Malley throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Panic counters with an inside leg kick.
Panic walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Malley checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Malley has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Doom's Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Panic with a nice calf kick.
Panic tries to close the distance and clinch up but Malley swats him away and circles back towards the center.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Panic is looking to land body kicks.
An attempted straight right counter from Malley misses the target.
A big left from Panic misses.
Panic throws a lazy right hand but Malley sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Panic throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Panic darts in and clinches Malley up against the cage.
Malley misses with a hook from the clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Panic.
Panic pushes Malley back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A short uppercut from Panic.
Malley lands a right hand that snaps the head of Panic backwards.
Malley lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

Panic jumps into guard, dragging Malley to the mat.
Panic keeping moving, preventing Malley from controlling successfully.

Panic had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Malley defends it easily.
Panic being controlled here, momentarily.

Panic looking for subs off his back but Malley has passed one foot through into half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Malley sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Panic defending well though.
Panic trying to control from the bottom.
Panic wants to improve his position but Malley is controlling well.
Panic makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Panic.
Malley controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Malley is posturing up here but Panic has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Malley tries to roll out but it's too tight and Malley has to tap! Slick submission there by Panic!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Satanic Panic!
After winning the bout, Satanic Panic thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.