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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Irong Kasamsun (ranked 778 p4p, 891 weight class) and Middle Finger (ranked 115 p4p, 125 weight class). Finger comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Side to Side kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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176 cm 32 156 18 - 8 - 0 |
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176 cm 28 158 16 - 10 - 0 |
Good wrestling Excellent boxer Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler World class MT Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 18 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Irong Kasamsun! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 16 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Middle Finger! The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Kasamsun avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Kasamsun is looking to counter punch. The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Kasamsun checks a leg kick. We've been told by Kasamsun's head coaches at FIGHT FOUNDERS (CA) that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight. Finger throws a leg kick but Kasamsun sees it coming and moves out of range. Finger swats away the attempt to clinch by Kasamsun. A clash of legs there as Kasamsun blocks the low kick. Kasamsun steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Finger. Finger throws a hook to the side of Kasamsun's head but Kasamsun sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Finger swings for the body but Kasamsun moves out of range.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Finger lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Kasamsun has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Kasamsun and we're back underway with a touch of gloves. Kasamsun checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time. Finger misses the jab. Kasamsun half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range. Finger is looking to chop away at Kasamsun's legs. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Kasamsun tries to clinch there but Finger circles away.
Kasamsun on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. Kasamsun moves away from the strike by Finger. Kasamsun connects with a crisp jab. Finger just misses with a punch to the body.
Finger moves forwards but Kasamsun connects with a nice, crisp jab.
That's one minute gone in the round. Nice uppercut lands for Finger. That snapped Kasamsun's head back.
Kasamsun misses the jab. Finger thows a left - swing and a miss! A big right from Finger misses. Finger ducks right into an uppercut from Kasamsun. Finger takes one to the side of the head.
Kasamsun takes one to the side of the head.
Finger misses with an uppercut
and Kasamsun counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Finger uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kasamsun. Finger is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Kasamsun. Kasamsun changes levels and scores with a jab to the body. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Kasamsun ducks down and throws a hook to the body. Middle Finger seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Finger walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Kasamsun checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. Kasamsun gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily and Finger counters with a straight punch to the midsection. Finger connects with a solid leg kick. Kasamsun staying out of range there. A slow jab from Finger misses its intended target.
That's two minutes gone in the round. A decent looking cross lands there for Kasamsun. Finger chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Kasamsun lands with a straight right. Finger didn't see that one coming. This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Finger. Finger throws out a loose jab but Kasamsun uses good head movement to avoid it. Finger scores with a slapping inside leg kick. A low kick lands for Finger.
The fight moves into the clinch position. Kasamsun softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage. Kasamsun has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Finger after a bit of a struggle. Finger scores with an uppercut up the middle. Finger pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. Kasamsun uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Finger. Finger blocks a jab. Kasamsun swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kasamsun steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Finger. A swing and a miss from Kasamsun. And an attempted straight right on the counter from Finger! But no joy.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Finger avoids the body shot from Kasamsun.
A swing and a miss from Kasamsun. Finger is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kasamsun. Kasamsun misses with an uppercut. Finger saw that one coming. A low kick from Finger misses and Kasamsun counters with a shoot takedown. Finger fights it but they end up in guard. Kasamsun content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots. Kasamsun throws an elbow that misses. Finger uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Kasamsun's guard. Nice move by Finger! Finger has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Kasamsun is proving hard to escape from. Kasamsun lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard. Finger looking for a sweep. Not yet Finger, not yet.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Kasamsun throws a big right hand that misses. Finger keeping full guard, as Kasamsun tries to pass. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Kasamsun throws a big elbow that misses. Kasamsun distracts Finger with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Kasamsun postures up and lands some nice ground and pound. Kasamsun showing good wrestling skills to control the position. Kasamsun being controlled here momentarily. Kasamsun throwing strikes from guard but Finger blocks nicely. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Irong Kasamsun will probably get the nod. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Finger swings widly with a right hand
and Kasamsun counters with a takedown into side control. Kasamsun scores with punches from side control. Sloppy strikes there by Kasamsun. Kasamsun throwing strikes but Finger manages to buck up and roll into a nice reversal - now he's on top in side control! Irong Kasamsun overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far. Finger trying to control the action but Kasamsun is working from the bottom. Finger wants to stand but Kasamsun is controlling his arm. Finger is looking to take a break and control but Kasamsun is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. Finger has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
That's one minute gone in the round. A jab from Finger misses. An inside leg kick lands from Finger. A cross from Finger lands. Kasamsun takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Finger swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. It looked like Kasamsun wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit. Finger cracks Kasamsun with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage. The fighters circling - Kasamsun throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Jab from Kasamsun. Kasamsun misses the shot to the body. Kasamsun thows a left - swing and a miss! Finger throws a chopping leg kick but Kasamsun manages to avoid taking any serious damage. Kasamsun checks the leg kick nicely there.
Kasamsun appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body. Kasamsun misses with a lunging right hand
and Finger counters with a stiff right hand. Finger throws a leg kick but Kasamsun checks it. Finger blocks a jab. It seemed like Finger was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it. Kasamsun uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Finger.
Kasamsun is trying hard to land a takedown here. Finger sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet. Finger just misses with a punch to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Finger attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin. Kasamsun takes a swing at Finger's ribcage but misses. Finger lands a glancing blow to the side of Kasamsun's head. Finger misses with a looping right. Kasamsun feinted with a counter takedown. Finger jabbing away but nothing is landing. Finger displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Kasamsun. Finger appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick. Kasamsun throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Finger to counter with a crisp jab. Kasamsun uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Finger. Finger throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kasamsun sees it coming and avoids it easily. Kasamsun went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected. Finger pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Kasamsun thows a left - swing and a miss! Finger misses with a straight right. Nice uppercut there from Kasamsun. Kasamsun scores with a nice right hand.
Finger misses with a low kick. Kasamsun changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit. Middle Finger seems to be getting the better of the standup. A decent looking cross lands there for Finger. Middle Finger is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Finger swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Kasamsun throws a jab but it's blocked by Finger. A left lands for Finger. Finger swings widly with a right hand
and Kasamsun counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Finger! Kasamsun is putting a hurting on Finger here, landing some big shots from side control. Kasamsun throwing shots but missing, from side control. Kasamsun lands a few punches from side control. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. The ground and pound from Kasamsun seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent. Finger regains half guard, as Kasamsun was trying to land strikes. Finger is controlling Kasamsun's trapped leg to prevent Kasamsun from advancing to side control.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Kasamsun with the ground and pound but Finger uses the opportunity to regain guard. Kasamsun is looking to work some ground and pound but Finger has wrist control. Kasamsun throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Finger works some decent striking defense from the bottom. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Kasamsun throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. Finger working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Kasamsun. Finger avoiding any damage from the ground and pound. Kasamsun in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Kasamsun accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand. Kasamsun postures up in Finger's guard and throws a big left but Finger blocks it. Kasamsun is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Middle Finger showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round! Finger drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles. Kasamsun tests Finger's chin there with a solid looking shot. Finger misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kasamsun.
A jab lands there for Finger. Kasamsun misses with an uppercut. Finger saw that one coming. Kasamsun fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
It seemed like Finger was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it. Finger misses with a hook. Kasamsun ducked under it nicely. Kasamsun throwing a counter right hand but Finger manages to avoid it. Finger throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Some wild striking there from Kasamsun.
A combination from Kasamsun does no damage. Finger looks to land a left hand but Kasamsun moved out of range nicely. An attempted straight right counter from Kasamsun misses the target. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Finger throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Kasamsun misses with a series of wild punches.
Finger swings widly with a right hand
and Kasamsun counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Kasamsun misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
That's one minute gone in the round. A slow jab from Finger misses its intended target. Kasamsun attempts a counter takedown but Finger avoids it well and moves away. Kasamsun fails to land the takedown. A slow jab from Finger misses its intended target. Kasamsun looks to land a combination but Finger avoids it well. Kasamsun ducks under a wild hook from Finger. Finger throws a lazy right hand but Kasamsun sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Kasamsun digs a good body shot into Finger's ribs. Finger drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles. Kasamsun jabs at Finger's body. Finger misses with a low kick. Finger throws a jab but it's blocked by Kasamsun. Kasamsun slips under a jab from Finger. Kasamsun half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range. Kasamsun takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him. Finger misses with a wild body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Finger walks into a stiff left hand from Kasamsun. Kasamsun takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
This has been an exciting period of action! Kasamsun swings for the body but Finger moves out of range.
Kasamsun has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Finger finds it's way round the side to connect with Kasamsun's head. A jab from Finger misses. Kasamsun lands a right hook to the body.
Finger ducks under a wild hook from Kasamsun. Kasamsun lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Kasamsun stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Finger. Finger lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. Finger takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him. Kasamsun takes a jab right on the kisser.
Kasamsun wants to clinch. Kasamsun tries to close the distance and clinch but Finger swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Kasamsun moves out of range as Finger strikes. Finger throws an off balance right hand
and Kasamsun counters with a lovely straight right hand! Kasamsun misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Finger to counter with a crisp jab. Kasamsun ducks under a wild hook from Finger. Kasamsun fails with a takedown attempt. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Irong Kasamsun. That's going to take a lot out of him. Finger tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kasamsun was well out of range. Poor timing from Finger. Finger throws a leg kick but Kasamsun checks it. Finger connects with an inside leg kick. Finger leaves Kasamsun with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt. A big left from Kasamsun misses. Kasamsun fails in his attempt to clinch. Kasamsun swings widly with a right hand
and Finger counters with a nice uppercut. Finger lands a nice shot to the body.
Kasamsun keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Finger. Kasamsun is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight. Kasamsun forces Finger back against the cage and clinches.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Kasamsun wants a takedown.
Kasamsun working aggressively here.
Kasamsun trying to land knees to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Kasamsun tries to land knees in the clinch but Finger avoids the damage to the body. Finger swings wildly with an uppercut but Kasamsun uses good head movement to avoid it. Kasamsun lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Kasamsun working some nice short punches in the clinch. A head punch on the inside from Kasamsun fails to land. Kasamsun tries to throw a body punch but Finger avoids it by throwing Kasamsun back against the cage. Kasamsun prevents a body shot from Finger. Kasamsun lands a nice uppercut. Finger swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A frustrated look appears on Finger's face as he tries to break the clinch. A short left from Finger. Kasamsun lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Finger or not. Finger lands with a short shot to the head. Kasamsun misses with a punch on the inside.
And that's the end of the fight! I would just about give that final round to Middle Finger. I think Finger has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30 Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:29 Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Middle Finger! A very excited looking Middle Finger made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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