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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Toby Keith Yrkje (ranked 460 p4p, 606 weight class) and Rupert Helenius (ranked 57 p4p, 81 weight class). Yrkje comes to the cage accompanied by As Good As I Once Was. Toby Keith Yrkje is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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BJJ Red Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Toby Keith Yrkje!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Rupert Helenius!
The judges for this bout are Percy O'Donnell, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yrkje thows a left - swing and a miss!
Helenius throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Yrkje misses with a leg kick.
As Yrkje backs off Helenius throws a huge counter combo but Yrkje manages to avoid it all.
Yrkje looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Helenius swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Helenius feints and then cracks Yrkje's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Yrkje down.
The fighters circling - Yrkje throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Helenius throws a big counter head kick but Yrkje avoids it with no problem.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Helenius misses with an uppercut.
Yrkje gets cracked there but stands up to it.
It looks like Toby Keith Yrkje has been cut.
Yrkje throws a leg kick that is checked
and Helenius counters with a nice uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Yrkje bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Helenius throws a leg kick that is checked
and Yrkje counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Good work by Helenius as he checks the leg kick.
Helenius feints a counter leg kick.
Helenius throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Yrkje on the side of the head.
Yrkje connects with an inside leg kick.
Good standup being displayed there by Yrkje as he connects with a hook.
Yrkje misses with a looping right.
Yrkje misses with a hook
enabling Helenius to counter with a crisp jab.
Yrkje moves forwards but Helenius connects with a nice, crisp jab.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Yrkje checks a leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good exchange - Yrkje coming out on top.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Yrkje plants his feet and throws a brutal three punch combo that sends Helenius swiftly into unconsciousness! Right, left, right! Boom, boom, boom! Helenius face plants, battered and bloodied! He might never be the same again after that finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Toby Keith Yrkje!
Toby Keith Yrkje seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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