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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Brady Jean Baptiste (ranked 266 p4p, 165 weight class) and Saggy Dinglestomper (ranked 29 p4p, 16 weight class). Jean Baptiste kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Born on the Bayou. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 8 - 2, fighting out of London, Brady Jean Baptiste!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Saggy Dinglestomper!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Sam Margolis and Andrew Berry.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dinglestomper takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Jean Baptiste throws a wild body kick that Dinglestomper sees coming a mile off.
Dinglestomper throws a shot from downtown. Jean Baptiste moves away and avoids it.
Jean Baptiste lands with a right hand.
Jean Baptiste throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Dinglestomper.
It looks like Saggy Dinglestomper has been cut.
A head kick by Dinglestomper misses
and Jean Baptiste counters with a body kick that stops Dinglestomper in his tracks momentarily.
Dinglestomper connects with a crisp jab.
Dinglestomper moves out of range as Jean Baptiste throws a body kick.
Dinglestomper looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Jean Baptiste does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A little jabbing left from Dinglestomper on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Jean Baptiste scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dinglestomper doesn't seem bothered though.
Jean Baptiste cracks Dinglestomper with a right hand to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jean Baptiste throws a leg kick but Dinglestomper moved away.
A countering left hand to the body from Dinglestomper misses.
Dinglestomper cracks Jean Baptiste with an open hand slap.
Jean Baptiste throws a lazy right hand but Dinglestomper sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Jean Baptiste has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Dr Hatsumi's Clinic in the buildup to the fight.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jean Baptiste punishes Dinglestomper's body with a nice straight punch.
A punch combination from Dinglestomper misses.
Dinglestomper stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Jean Baptiste.
A slapping body kick lands there for Jean Baptiste.
Dinglestomper's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Jean Baptiste connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Dinglestomper scrambles back to his feet.
Jean Baptiste lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot.
Jean Baptiste blocks a jab.
Brady Jean Baptiste seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A low kick from Jean Baptiste misses
and Dinglestomper counters with a low kick, right behind Jean Baptiste 's knee.
Dinglestomper connects with a solid leg kick.
Jean Baptiste smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jean Baptiste pivots, looking for a leg kick but Dinglestomper is out of range and Jean Baptiste settles back down.
Jean Baptiste moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromDinglestomper.
Jean Baptiste drops his hands momentarily and Dinglestomper takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jean Baptiste throws out a powerful jab.
Dinglestomper misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jean Baptiste scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Dinglestomper takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Dinglestomper keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook.
Dinglestomper is looking to land body kicks.
An inside leg kick lands from Dinglestomper.
Jean Baptiste throws a body kick that misses.
Dinglestomper takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dinglestomper lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Jean Baptiste has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Jean Baptiste and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Jean Baptiste throws out a powerful jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jean Baptiste explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Jean Baptiste cracks Dinglestomper with a good jab.
Dinglestomper moves in looking to clinch but Jean Baptiste pushes him off.
Dinglestomper takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Jean Baptiste lunges at Dinglestomper with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Dinglestomper's hand.
Dinglestomper will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jean Baptiste works the jab nicely.
Dinglestomper has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Jean Baptiste.
Jean Baptiste fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper takes a swing at Jean Baptiste's ribcage but misses.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the body
and Jean Baptiste counters with a nice leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jean Baptiste lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Dinglestomper has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Jean Baptiste.
Jean Baptiste pivots, looking for a leg kick but Dinglestomper is out of range and Jean Baptiste settles back down.
Jean Baptiste thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jean Baptiste lands a glancing blow to the side of Dinglestomper's head.
Jean Baptiste lands a glancing blow to the side of Dinglestomper's head.
Jean Baptiste looks to land a right hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range.
Dinglestomper moves forwards but Jean Baptiste connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Dinglestomper looks to clinch
and Jean Baptiste counters with a straight right hand.
Dinglestomper fakes the leg kick and cracks Jean Baptiste in the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dinglestomper misses the shot to the body.
An inside leg kick from Jean Baptiste misses.
Jean Baptiste connects with a solid leg kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Brady Jean Baptiste dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Saggy Dinglestomper's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Jean Baptiste fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dinglestomper looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Jean Baptiste misses with an uppercut. Dinglestomper saw that one coming.
Jean Baptiste misses with a low kick.
Dinglestomper's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Jean Baptiste throws a push kick but Dinglestomper slaps the foot to one side.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses
and Jean Baptiste counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Dinglestomper thinking.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Dinglestomper in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Dinglestomper tries to move into range but Jean Baptiste moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Jean Baptiste looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Brady Jean Baptiste is winning the standup battle so far.
Jean Baptiste throws a leg kick which misses Dinglestomper's front leg but catches the back leg as Dinglestomper tries to avoid it.
Jean Baptiste pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A decent looking cross lands there for Dinglestomper.
Jean Baptiste swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Dinglestomper.
Jean Baptiste works Dinglestomper's body with a nice hook.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Dinglestomper might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Jean Baptiste has got the better of the exchanges.
Jean Baptiste stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jean Baptiste takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Dinglestomper gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Dinglestomper avoids a punch combination nicely.
Dinglestomper looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Dinglestomper lands a really nice looking cross but Jean Baptiste seems unphased.
Jean Baptiste throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Dinglestomper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jean Baptiste's elbow.
Jean Baptiste breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jean Baptiste uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Jean Baptiste throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jean Baptiste looks to score with a jab to the body but Dinglestomper is just out of range.
A clash of legs there as Dinglestomper blocks the low kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jean Baptiste uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws a lazy head kick
and Jean Baptiste counters with an inside leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dinglestomper doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Jean Baptiste misses with a jab to the body
enabling Dinglestomper to counter with a crisp jab.
Dinglestomper with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Jean Baptiste to score with a decent uppercut.
Dinglestomper walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Nice uppercut there from Jean Baptiste.
Jean Baptiste connects with a body shot that sends Dinglestomper's belly button to the back.
Jean Baptiste loads up on a big right hand but Dinglestomper slips the punch.
Jean Baptiste misses with a hook. Dinglestomper ducked under it nicely.
Dinglestomper looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Dinglestomper staying out of range there.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Jean Baptiste manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good work by Dinglestomper as he checks the leg kick.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Jean Baptiste.
Dinglestomper tries to land a front kick but Jean Baptiste steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Dinglestomper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dinglestomper moves into the clinch.
Dinglestomper prevents a body shot from Jean Baptiste.
Dinglestomper has a couple of punches blocked by Jean Baptiste.
Jean Baptiste blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jean Baptiste tries to work over Dinglestomper's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jean Baptiste.
Dinglestomper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A short right from Dinglestomper on the inside.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jean Baptiste blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jean Baptiste goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Jean Baptiste softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Dinglestomper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dinglestomper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dinglestomper misses with some punches.
Dinglestomper is trying to stall.
Dinglestomper throws a punch but it's blocked by Jean Baptiste.
Jean Baptiste struggles to land a body shot inside as Dinglestomper controls his hands.
Jean Baptiste cracks Dinglestomper with a nice body shot.
Jean Baptiste lands with a right to the head.
Jean Baptiste misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jean Baptiste lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dinglestomper backwards.
Jean Baptiste pushes Dinglestomper back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Dinglestomper has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Jean Baptiste lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Jean Baptiste lands a body punch in the clinch.
Jean Baptiste lands with a left to the head.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Jean Baptiste lands a shoulder strike.
Jean Baptiste blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jean Baptiste lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Dinglestomper or not.
A short uppercut from Jean Baptiste.
Jean Baptiste can't find room to land a body shot as Dinglestomper controls the action.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Brady Jean Baptiste dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Saggy Dinglestomper's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
A kick lands to the mid section there for Jean Baptiste.
Jean Baptiste ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Decent striking displayed by Jean Baptiste there.
Dinglestomper throws a shot from downtown. Jean Baptiste moves away and avoids it.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jean Baptiste.
Dinglestomper drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Jean Baptiste slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Dinglestomper is rocked!
Jean Baptiste scores with a nice head shot.
Dinglestomper is still on wobbly legs! Can Jean Baptiste finish him?
Jean Baptiste scores with a punch to the head.
Dinglestomper throws a sloppy body shot
and Jean Baptiste counters with a nice low kick that buckles Dinglestomper's knee momentarily.
Jean Baptiste drops Dinglestomper with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Dinglestomper! Jean Baptiste dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brady Jean Baptiste!
After winning the bout, Brady Jean Baptiste thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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