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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Saggy Dinglestomper (ranked 769 p4p, 188 weight class) and Gemechu McKraken (ranked 73 p4p, 23 weight class). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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28 - 15 - 1 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Very quick |
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BJJ Red Belt
World class MT
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Saggy Dinglestomper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Gemechu McKraken!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Robert Douchet and Dillan Fox.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dinglestomper tried to score with a low kick but McKraken checks it.
Dinglestomper cracks McKraken with a good jab.
McKraken dives in for a single leg takedown but Dinglestomper sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Dinglestomper is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
We've been informed that McKraken has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Dinglestomper gets caught napping as McKraken dives in and scores a takedown. Dinglestomper manages to retain guard.
Dinglestomper looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Dinglestomper is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinglestomper is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
McKraken is trying to get back to full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dinglestomper seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Dinglestomper tries to stand and escape but McKraken is controlling the position.
Dinglestomper uses his free foot to push down on McKraken's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for McKraken.
Dinglestomper controlling from mount.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
McKraken is looking to get to half guard.
Dinglestomper tries to control but McKraken wriggling away.
McKraken tries to reverse the position but Dinglestomper maintains control.
Dinglestomper tries to control but McKraken wriggling away.
McKraken is wriggling around trying to escape.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dinglestomper tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McKraken tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Dinglestomper controlling the position easily from mount.
Dinglestomper trying to control but McKraken is having none of it.
Dinglestomper looking to control and managing it successfully.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Dinglestomper continues to stall.
McKraken is in all sorts of trouble here.
Dinglestomper sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
McKraken is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Dinglestomper controlling his opponent.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Saggy Dinglestomper dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Dinglestomper misses with a wild body shot.
Dinglestomper misses with a looping left.
Dinglestomper throws out a loose jab but McKraken uses good head movement to avoid it.
McKraken feints the counter takedown.
McKraken scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
McKraken fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinglestomper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McKraken moves away.
Dinglestomper misses with a low kick.
And McKraken tries to counter it with a takedown but Dinglestomper pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Dinglestomper pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dinglestomper swings for the body but McKraken moves out of range.
Dinglestomper throws a jab but it's blocked by McKraken.
Dinglestomper shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
And McKraken tries to counter it with a takedown but Dinglestomper pushes his down on his head and steps out.
McKraken tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Dinglestomper defends well and McKraken ends up having to push Dinglestomper into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
A counter left hand to the body from Dinglestomper misses its target.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper is looking to land body kicks.
McKraken drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Dinglestomper defends it well.
Dinglestomper throws a half hearted mid kick.
Dinglestomper takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper throws a sloppy head kick
and McKraken counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by McKraken.
McKraken trying to control the position from guard on top but Dinglestomper is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McKraken wants to pass the guard but Dinglestomper is keeping the position.
McKraken trying to control the position from guard on top but Dinglestomper is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dinglestomper wants to sweep but no luck.
Dinglestomper is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
McKraken is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Dinglestomper is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst McKraken is controlling him.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McKraken lands a couple of elbows.
McKraken postures up and lands a big shot to Dinglestomper's brow.
Dinglestomper is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
McKraken has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Dinglestomper is working away from the top position though.
Dinglestomper wants to control but McKraken is keeping him busy.
Dinglestomper looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Dinglestomper stalling away here and it's allowed McKraken to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
Dinglestomper has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McKraken being controlled here, momentarily.
Dinglestomper trying to control the position from guard on top but McKraken is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dinglestomper tries to stand but McKraken is controlling from the bottom.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
McKraken keeping moving, preventing Dinglestomper from controlling successfully.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dinglestomper controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Saggy Dinglestomper dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
McKraken ducks under a wild hook from Dinglestomper.
McKraken takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
McKraken shoots in and gets a takedown into Dinglestomper's guard.
McKraken is in close to Dinglestomper's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Dinglestomper wants to stand and escape but McKraken is having none of it.
McKraken trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Dinglestomper wants to stand and escape but McKraken is having none of it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McKraken in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Dinglestomper is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Dinglestomper wants to stand but his hand is trapped. McKraken uses the opportunity to regain full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McKraken trying to control the position.
McKraken is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Dinglestomper is aware though and is defending well.
Dinglestomper seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Dinglestomper decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on McKraken, up you get!
Dinglestomper misses with a head kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
McKraken throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McKraken shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Dinglestomper as he avoids it easily.
Dinglestomper feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Dinglestomper is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that McKraken can do to turn this around?
McKraken checks a low kick from Dinglestomper.
McKraken feints the counter takedown.
A jab from McKraken does it's job there.
McKraken moves away from the strike by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a left hand
and McKraken counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Dinglestomper manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. McKraken keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
McKraken gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Dinglestomper regains guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
McKraken pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Dinglestomper is keeping the position for now.
McKraken is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Dinglestomper is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Dinglestomper has escaped and now he's on top!
Dinglestomper content to stall in guard here.
McKraken keeping moving, preventing Dinglestomper from controlling successfully.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Dinglestomper gets to his feet - McKraken follows without any prompting.
Gemechu McKraken has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dinglestomper throws a chopping leg kick but McKraken manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Dinglestomper is looking to slow McKraken down with leg kicks.
Saggy Dinglestomper is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
McKraken swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dinglestomper thuds his right hand into McKraken's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Dinglestomper uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
A slow jab from McKraken misses its intended target.
And that's the end of the fight!
Saggy Dinglestomper showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Dinglestomper has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 30:27
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 30:27
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Saggy Dinglestomper!
Saggy Dinglestomper decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.
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