PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Xandao Couceiro (ranked 1908 p4p, 1470 weight class) and Malinekanova Batirovenkekikala (ranked 80 p4p, 55 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Couceiro might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Welcome to my Nightmare- Alice Cooper. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Couceiro
vs
Batirovenkekikala

179 cm
29
240
7 - 6 - 0

186 cm
29
230
13 - 11 - 0

BJJ Red Belt
Excellent MT
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Northern Zombie
PWNAGE™

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Xandao Couceiro!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Malinekanova Batirovenkekikala!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Paul Tew and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Batirovenkekikala throws a shot from downtown. Couceiro moves away and avoids it.
Couceiro goes for a double leg but Batirovenkekikala avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Batirovenkekikala continues to drive forward.
A short uppercut from Batirovenkekikala.
Batirovenkekikala stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Batirovenkekikala lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Batirovenkekikala.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Batirovenkekikala.
Batirovenkekikala lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Couceiro backwards.
Couceiro can't get the takedown.
Batirovenkekikala has a couple of punches blocked by Couceiro.
Couceiro drops down looking for an ankle pick but Batirovenkekikala pulls his leg out and moves away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Xandao Couceiro. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Batirovenkekikala looks to throw the jab but Couceiro is out of range.
Nice shot by Batirovenkekikala.
Batirovenkekikala works Couceiro's body with a nice hook.
Batirovenkekikala throws a shot from downtown. Couceiro moves away and avoids it.
The fighters circle momentarily. Batirovenkekikala darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Batirovenkekikala looks to land a right hand but Couceiro moved out of range.
Couceiro tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Batirovenkekikala manages to circle out of the way.
Couceiro takes one to the chin there.

Couceiro is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Batirovenkekikala drops Couceiro with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Couceiro! Batirovenkekikala dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Malinekanova Batirovenkekikala!
A relieved looking Malinekanova Batirovenkekikala thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.