PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Zambosurian Inday (ranked 23404 p4p, 5047 weight class) and Bernie Sanders (ranked 0 p4p, 237 weight class). Sanders has chosen Shooter Gang as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Zambosurian Inday has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Inday
vs
Sanders

165 cm
23
143
40 - 27 - 1

150 cm
39
134
16 - 15 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent elbows
Experienced

Excellent grappler
Counter fighter
Good gas tank

Fantasy Threads

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 40 - 27 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zambosurian Inday!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bernie Sanders!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Chris Downing and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.

Inday shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Sanders manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Inday has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

Sanders is looking to cinch up a triangle. Inday throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Sanders's body to avoid the submission. Sanders has instead reached around Inday's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Sanders arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Bernie Sanders!
Bernie Sanders made sure to mention his sponsor, Brooklyn Apothecary in his post fight interview.