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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jaro Lalla (ranked 1431 p4p, 446 weight class) and Ibrahim Cuntmara (ranked 80 p4p, 22 weight class). Lalla's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, ЛЮБИ. The crowd seem to be enjoying Cuntmara's choice of entrance music: $$ Hoes mad $$. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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27 - 30 - 2 |
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Great wrestler
Counter fighter
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 30 - 2, fighting out of London, Jaro Lalla!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 13 - 3, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ibrahim Cuntmara!
The judges for this bout are Francis DeMontford, Skip Squint and Winston Howard.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lalla takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Cuntmara looks to score with a jab to the body but Lalla is just out of range.
Lalla seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
A thudding body kick lands there by Cuntmara!
Lalla changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Cuntmara tries to avoid it but Lalla manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Cuntmara to the ground. Cuntmara escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Cuntmara punishes Lalla's body with a nice straight punch.
Good standup being displayed there by Cuntmara as he connects with a hook.
Lalla is rocked!
It looks like Jaro Lalla has been cut.
Cuntmara works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Oh Lalla is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Lalla really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Cuntmara feints a kick and comes over the top with a right hand, followed by a left hook - both land, sending Lalla crashing to the mat! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Ibrahim Cuntmara!
An out of breath Ibrahim Cuntmara thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
In defeat, Jaro Lalla stepped up to the mic, saying '$#%@@@!!! SHIT!!!!! FUC@#$ YOU ALL!@#$#@@'.
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hype
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