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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Herbert Kreischer (ranked 67 p4p, 104 weight class) and Hawk Fleximario (ranked 3 p4p, 7 weight class). Kreischer's entrance music is Bert Learns To Hip-Hop Dance To Post Malone. A fine choice. Fleximario is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Funkmeister. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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186 cm 28 244 19 - 7 - 0 |
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195 cm 25 265 13 - 5 - 0 |
Great wrestler World class boxer Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler World class MT Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 19 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Herbert Kreischer! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hawk Fleximario! The judges for this bout are James Glass, William Gold and Donald Grub.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Fleximario connects with a leg kick. Kreischer digs a good body shot into Fleximario's ribs. An inside leg kick from Fleximario misses. Kreischer has managed to clinch.
Fleximario lands an uppercut. Fleximario manages to break the clinch.
Kreischer's corner calls for a 1-2. Kreischer obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. Kreischer throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Fleximario to counter with a crisp jab. Fleximario with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Kreischer to score with a decent uppercut. Kreischer looks to land a left hand but Fleximario moved out of range nicely. Fleximario feints a counter leg kick. Kreischer looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Kreischer takes a body punch but keeps moving. Fleximario slips under a jab from Kreischer. Kreischer takes a swing at Fleximario's ribcage but misses. Fleximario looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Kreischer misses with a hook. Fleximario ducked under it nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round. Both fighters circling a little - Fleximario finishes the exchange with a kick to the body. Fleximario closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so. Fleximario loads up on a big right hand but Kreischer slips the punch. Fleximario bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Fleximario cracks Kreischer with a good jab. Fleximario walks into a jab. Nice defenses there by Fleximario. Kreischer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fleximario manages to avoid it. Kreischer tries to grapple but his opponent circles and Fleximario cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Kreischer throws a poor cross that misses
and Fleximario counters with a lovely straight right hand! Kreischer lands a nice looking body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Fleximario tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Kreischer tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. Kreischer looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight. Kreischer misses with a looping left. Kreischer misses with a lunging right hand
and Fleximario connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. A shot to the body from Kreischer misses and Kreischer takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Kreischer pushing out the jab but it's not landing. A little jabbing left from Fleximario on the counter but it doesn't find it's target. Kreischer throws a lazy uppercut
and Fleximario counters with a nice uppercut. Kreischer missing with a left hand there. Fleximario was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Kreischer misses with an uppercut. Fleximario staying out of range there. Kreischer wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection. Kreischer misses with a straight right.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Fleximario defending well as Kreischer loads up on a big left hand. Fleximario looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it. Kreischer displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fleximario throws out the jab. A swing and a miss from Kreischer. Kreischer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fleximario.
Kreischer changes levels and scores with a jab to the body. Kreischer is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Fleximario's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems. A low kick from Fleximario is predictable there and Kreischer counters with a right hand to the body. Kreischer throws a right hand that misses
and Fleximario counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Fleximario misses with a lunging right hand
and Kreischer connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Kreischer pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Fleximario connects with a leg kick. Kreischer looks to land a right hand but Fleximario moved out of range. Kreischer lands a slapping body shot.
Kreischer ducks under a wild hook from Fleximario. Herbert Kreischer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Kreischer with a nice cross. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Fleximario throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fleximario throws a body kick that digs right into the meat. Kreischer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fleximario was well out of range. Poor timing from Kreischer. Kreischer looks to clinch and Fleximario counters with a straight right hand.
It looks like Herbert Kreischer has been cut. Kreischer blocks a jab. Kreischer is looking to clinch. Fleximario appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick. Fleximario moves out of range of the strikes. Fleximario looks like he wants to counter punch here. Fleximario lands a nice shot to the body.
Kreischer has taken the fight to the clinch.
Fleximario manages to break the clinch.
Fleximario throws a leg kick but Kreischer sees it coming and moves out of range. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Hawk Fleximario will probably get the nod. The cut man is working on Herbert Kreischer's cut. The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Fleximario moves away from the strike by Kreischer. Kreischer swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Fleximario counters with a good, hard body kick but Kreischer shrugs it off. Fleximario scores with a nice head shot. Fleximario takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming. Fleximario misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Fleximario is looking to score with low kicks. Fleximario misses with a left hand and Kreischer cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Kreischer throws an overhand right that lands on Fleximario's shoulder, as Fleximario tries to avoid the shot. Kreischer backing away here, and Fleximario unleashes a leg kick that just misses. A swing and a miss from Kreischer. Fleximario has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Kreischer misses with a hook to the body
and Fleximario counters with a lovely straight right hand! Kreischer throws a poor cross that misses
and Fleximario counters with a nice leg kick. Kreischer fails in his attempt to clinch. Fleximario with a nice calf kick.
That's one minute gone in the round. Fleximario bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Kreischer's head. Kreischer throws a jab but it's blocked by Fleximario. Fleximario has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off. Fleximario is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kreischer. Fleximario throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. A left lands for Kreischer. Kreischer throws a poor cross that misses
and Fleximario makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range. Fleximario takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Fleximario fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Kreischer. Fleximario misses with a leg kick. Kreischer misses with a straight left. Some bone on bone action there as Kreischer checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one. Fleximario shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down. Hawk Fleximario seems to be getting the better of the standup.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Kreischer throws an off balance right hand
and Fleximario counters with a lovely shot to the body. Fleximario looks to land a right hand but Kreischer moved out of range. Kreischer throws a big shot that misses. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Kreischer throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Fleximario on the side of the head. Fleximario on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Fleximario scores with a hook to the body. Kreischer takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. Kreischer is looking to clinch but Fleximario is avoiding it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Fleximario! But no joy. Fleximario ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. A big left from Kreischer misses. Kreischer bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Fleximario's head. Fleximario connects with a jab. Fleximario throws a big shot that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Kreischer scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business. Kreischer closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. Kreischer missing with knees to the body.
Fleximario is looking to break free of the clinch but Kreischer has double underhooks. A head punch on the inside from Kreischer fails to land. Fleximario pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. Fleximario throws a head kick but Kreischer moves out of range.
Kreischer misses with an uppercut
and Fleximario counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena. Fleximario throws a poor cross that misses
and Kreischer counters with a lovely straight right hand! Kreischer loads up on a big right hand but Fleximario slips the punch. Kreischer missing with a left hand there. Fleximario was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Fleximario appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick. Kreischer checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time. Fleximario tries to keep at a distance but Kreischer has taken the fight into the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round. A short left from Fleximario. Fleximario lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Kreischer backwards. Kreischer lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Fleximario wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Fleximario breaks the clinch.
Kreischer throws an overhand right that lands on Fleximario's shoulder, as Fleximario tries to avoid the shot. Fleximario looks to throw the jab but Kreischer is out of range. Kreischer tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Fleximario manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. Fleximario tries to move into range but Kreischer moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand. Kreischer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fleximario moves away. Kreischer lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Kreischer. Kreischer throws out a loose jab but Fleximario uses good head movement to avoid it. Fleximario lands with a thumping leg kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Herbert Kreischer will probably get the nod. The cut man is working on Herbert Kreischer's cut. That's time! Back to the action! Fleximario displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kreischer throws out the jab. Jab, jab by Fleximario - just one landing. Kreischer swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Fleximario makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Kreischer really felt that one! Fleximario takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. Kreischer throws the left hand but Fleximario avoids the punch easily. Fleximario flicks out a counter leg kick but Kreischer steps away. Kreischer takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it. A kick lands to the mid section there for Fleximario. Fleximario lands a nice looking body kick. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Fleximario fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Kreischer has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. Fleximario keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Both fighters are breathing heavily. Kreischer throws a sloppy body shot
letting Fleximario counter with a right hand. Fleximario lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
That's one minute gone in the round. Fleximario uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kreischer.
Kreischer closes the distance but Fleximario moves to the side and Fleximario counters with a leg kick. Fleximario lands a nice shot that snaps Kreischer's head back.
Kreischer will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body. Kreischer darts in trying to clinch and Fleximario counters with a stiff right hand. An inside leg kick lands from Fleximario. Fleximario uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kreischer. A little jabbing left from Fleximario on the counter but it doesn't find it's target. Fleximario lands the left hand. Fleximario misses with a head kick.
Kreischer takes a shot right to the bread basket.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Kreischer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fleximario moves away. Fleximario looks like he wants to counter punch here. Fleximario throws the left hand but Kreischer avoids the punch easily. Kreischer tries to grapple but his opponent circles and Fleximario counters with a lovely straight right hand! Kreischer just misses with a punch to the body.
Kreischer is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight. Kreischer misses the shot to the body. Fleximario only half commits to the counter leg kick. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Fleximario misses with a low kick.
Fleximario scores with a hook. Kreischer thuds a left hand into Fleximario's body. Fleximario on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Fleximario fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Kreischer on the side of the head. Fleximario lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent. Kreischer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fleximario.
That kick from Fleximario tenderised Kreischer's leg. Kreischer is trying to keep his angry face on. Kreischer looks to land a right hand but Fleximario moved out of range. Kreischer on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Fleximario. Fleximario obviously looking to wear him down.
Kreischer connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Fleximario's hands. Kreischer tries to clinch and Fleximario counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body. Kreischer looks to score with a jab to the body but Fleximario is just out of range. Kreischer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kreischer jabs Fleximario to the body, keeping him at a distance. Fleximario misses with a leg kick letting Kreischer counter with a right hand. Kreischer's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result.
That's four minutes gone in the round. A nice leg kick from Fleximario, right into the meat of the thigh.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Fleximario ducks right into an uppercut from Kreischer. Fleximario jabs Kreischer right on the nose. Kreischer blinks but takes it well. Kreischer tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. Fleximario throws out a counter right but Kreischer avoids it with no problem. Kreischer tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Fleximario manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. Kreischer cracks Fleximario with a right hand to the side of the head. Fleximario lands with a shot to the body. Fleximario throws out a loose jab but Kreischer uses good head movement to avoid it. An attempted straight right counter from Kreischer misses the target. Kreischer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Kreischer throws a jab but it's blocked by Fleximario. Fleximario now looks to counter with a shot at the body. Kreischer throws a body punch but Fleximario moves out of range. Fleximario swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Hawk Fleximario really dominated that round. The cut man is working on Herbert Kreischer's cut. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Kreischer wants to clinch. Fleximario looks like he wants to counter punch here. Kreischer closes the distance and pushes Fleximario back into the cage. Fleximario misses with a body punch.
Kreischer throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Fleximarios head. A right hook to the body lands for Fleximario.
Kreischer connects with a nasty looking knee right to Fleximario's face.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Fleximario lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over. Fleximario breaks from the clinch.
Fleximario connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Kreischer's hands. Fleximario tests Kreischer's chin there with a solid looking shot. Fleximario lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
That's one minute gone in the round. Fleximario lands a big head kick that sends Kreischer tumbling to the mat! Fleximario takes a step backwards and waves Kreischer back to his feet - he wants the finish! Fleximario blocks a jab. Kreischer drives through and clinches with Fleximario against the cage.
Kreischer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kreischer misses with a punch to the body.
Fleximario manages to break the clinch.
Kreischer misses with a shot to the body and Fleximario counters with a nice uppercut. Fleximario tries to keep at a distance but Kreischer has taken the fight into the clinch. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Fleximario managing to block the knees to the body from Kreischer.
Kreischer lands a nice uppercut. Fleximario breaks from the clinch.
Fleximario misses the jab. Kreischer is looking to counter punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Kreischer has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Fleximario. Kreischer closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. Kreischer tries to land knees in the clinch but Fleximario avoids the damage to the body. Fleximario tries to break free but Kreischer pushes him back against the cage. Fleximario escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Fleximario has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye. A swing and a miss from Fleximario. Kreischer misses the jab. Kreischer closes the distance but Fleximario moves to the side and Fleximario counters with an outside leg kick.
Good exchange - Fleximario coming out on top. Kreischer misses with a lunging right hand
and Fleximario counters with a nice uppercut. Fleximario takes a body punch but keeps moving.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Fleximario walks into a left hand. Kreischer misses with a looping left. Fleximario moves out of range as Kreischer strikes. Kreischer checks a low kick from Fleximario. Kreischer changes levels and scores with a jab to the body. Kreischer just misses with a punch to the body.
Fleximario lands a glancing blow to the side of Kreischer's head. Fleximario misses with a body shot.
Kreischer throws a right hand that Fleximario ducks under and follows up with a left that Fleximario also avoids with ease. Fleximario moves out of range as Kreischer strikes. Kreischer throws the left hand but Fleximario avoids the punch easily. Fleximario stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Fleximario darts in and out, connecting with a jab. Fleximario walks into a jab. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Fleximario lands a big head kick that sends Kreischer tumbling to the mat! Fleximario takes a step backwards and waves Kreischer back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Kreischer is rocked! A big right from Kreischer misses. Oh Kreischer is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Fleximario lands a big right hand that sends Kreischer crashing to the mat! Fleximario stays standing though and waves Kreischer back to his feet! Kreischer on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. Fleximario misses with a low kick. Fleximario swats away the attempt to clinch by Kreischer. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Fleximario walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Hawk Fleximario dominated that fourth round. The cut man is working on Herbert Kreischer's cut. The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round! Kreischer bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Fleximario's head. Kreischer seems to have got his legs back now. Kreischer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fleximario manages to avoid it. Fleximario steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect. Kreischer rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Fleximario counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena. Kreischer takes one to the chin there. Kreischer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fleximario.
Fleximario looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it. Fleximario slips under a jab. Fleximario doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. Kreischer scores with a decent looking hook. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Fleximario keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kreischer moves into range and clinches up with Fleximario. Fleximario scores with an uppercut up the middle. Fleximario lands with a light punch inside. Nice body punch from Fleximario. Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
That's one minute gone in the round. Kreischer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Fleximario cracks Kreischer with a nice body shot. Fleximario lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Kreischer is rocked! Fleximario scores with a shot to the side of Kreischer's head. Oh Kreischer is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Fleximario's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. Kreischer throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A little jabbing left from Fleximario on the counter but it doesn't find it's target. Fleximario pounces like a tiger and cracks Kreischer with a vicious hook! Kreischer is down but not out! Fleximario follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Hawk Fleximario! Hawk Fleximario is the new super heavyweight champion! During a confident post fight interview, Hawk Fleximario thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him. Herbert Kreischer was interviewed post fight and said 'When I was 22 I got involved with the Russian mafia. This is how it happened...'.
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